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Gentleman Johnny Hangover's List of NHL Players Who Need a Good Slap in the Mouth

(NOTE: Must be read in your best shitty Sean Connery accent)

1. Rick Nash

2. Jared Boll

3. Jordan Tootoo

4. Marian Hossa

5. Chris Osgood

6. Alexander Ovechkin

7. Kris Draper

8. Sean Avery

9. Ray Emery (it's retroactive, I owe the preening bastard)

10. Steve Yzerman (also retroactive, and self-explanatory. )

11. Nick Kypreos (the first opposing player I wanted to have sewn in to the upholstery of Buick Skylark that was rigged to drive itself into River Des Peres)

 

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