Finally, A Game That Doesn't Matter
by gallagher on Apr 11, 2009 2:29 AM CDT
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On Sunday the Blues face off against the AHL Colorado Avalanche. And whether the Blues win or lose does not matter one tiny bit. We couldn't care less if Chris 'Beard of Zeus' Mason starts or not. We don't care if Keith Tkachuk, who we're pretty happy wasn't traded at the deadline, sits out.
In fact, we don't care if Angelllla, Peter McLoughlin and Bluie the Blue Rat, all of whom were hanging out with the actual Blues at OB Clark's in Brentwood Friday night (mostly true; Bluie was actually trolling MySpacePageBooksFace for kids who were pretending they were old enough to be teenagers), dress out on Sunday.
Because it just doesn't fucking matter.
Sixth seed. Seventh seed. Eighth seed. Does not matter. At this point in the season, the Blues and their heavy beards have been playing like every night matters for a long time. It's not about who they play, it's about the Blues. When they play as gritty and scrappy and hard as they did tonight, it's going to be tough to beat them.
Tell us, who wants to face the St. Louis Blues right now? No one, that's who.
Here's a few things we do know:
- No one wants to draw the Blues in the playoffs.
- No one wants to draw the Ducks in the playoffs.
- Everyone wants to draw the Blue Jackets in the playoffs, because they are as soft and sally as Struthers.
- This team has grabbed the attention of this 'baseball' town.
- Who do you want to shut down, the Kid Line or the Veteran Line? Because either one can kill you.
- TJ Oshie has no choice but to play here forever. We love him, he loves us. Our own Chris Gift asked an Oshie-jerseyed dude at the bar tonight if he'd let No. 74 fuck him and the guy hesitated before he said no. But he did hesitate.
- Our owners rule. Name one professional franchise in any sport that, when their team makes the playoffs, fans say, "I'm just so happy for the ownership." I heard it three times tonight. How batshit crazy is that?
- If Andy Murray doesn't win the Jack Adams Trophy, Jack Adams should come out of the ground, rip the trophy out of the presenter's hand and give it to our Green Goblin.
All that said, we're in the playoffs. There's just one question left to ask...
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The guy with the Oshie jersey who "hesitated"
was clearly lying.
And tell me where Jack Adams is buried. I’ll help dig him up.
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by Brad Lee on Apr 11, 2009 3:01 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you two done?
Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.
by Fuck Detroit on Apr 11, 2009 5:05 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
for reals. trouble in paradise
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on Apr 11, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Voted for Sharks – purely for payback reasons.
Although I would LOVE to see us pounding Osgoods ass into the ice and kicking FUCK DETROIT out of the playoffs.
"We have two giant hamsters running on a massive wheel at our secret underground lair..." - Benjamin Linus.
by drfrankentweed on Apr 11, 2009 5:42 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We can do that
In Round 2 :)
Baltimore Blast - 5-time MISL champions, ready to make it 6 on 4/11
Let's go Blues!
by UIWWildthing on Apr 11, 2009 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Fair enough! Let’s do that then.
"We have two giant hamsters running on a massive wheel at our secret underground lair..." - Benjamin Linus.
by drfrankentweed on Apr 11, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
assuming they make it
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on Apr 11, 2009 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One and Done...
For the Dead Things. Defense and Goaltendng win Stanley Cups… and they don’t have either. I don’t think you can reverse a season-long trend over a few days.
by The Goalie Guy on Apr 11, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh give him a chance! Ozzie said he’s going to flip on the switch when the playoffs come!!! (sarcasm)
FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS
"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
by Carnie on Apr 11, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thought you guys loved us!
is the hate starting already?? :)
GO SHARKS!!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on Apr 11, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That doesnt change the fact
That payback is a bitch. Oh, and your not the Blues, so we cant love you.
by TLMotorsport on Apr 11, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We do love you ang
I love my kids but there’s no way I’m gonna let them take the soccer ball away from me.
Kinda like that kind of love.
by luvhockey on Apr 11, 2009 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we do.
your team is a different story lol
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on Apr 11, 2009 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
scoreboard watchin
Minnesota beats Columbus tonight 6-3
Anaheim losing to Phoenix 3-1, 3 minutes left in the 2nd
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on Apr 11, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Coyotes lead 4-2, 2nd intermission.
here’s the feed if anyone’s interested
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on Apr 11, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if Phoenix pulls this off, and the Blues win tomorrow, we take 6th place
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on Apr 11, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just over 5 minutes into the 3rd, Anaheim tied it at 4
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on Apr 11, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah, here u r
I felt like a lost child looking for mama
by spectr17 on Apr 11, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you’re probably watching this game on local television
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on Apr 11, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually
for once it’s on Center Ice. Usually DTV has all Ducks blacked out and I have to go to lcoal UHF channel 56, KDOC.
by spectr17 on Apr 11, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
4-4 OT time
PHX had some chances under a min and blew the passes
by spectr17 on Apr 11, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
penalty called. both teams’ PP has been scoring all night
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on Apr 11, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ebbet just missed break away on PHX
Couldn’t lift backhand. Izguloff didn’t bite either.
by spectr17 on Apr 11, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
They called THAT?? After everything else??
by StLHockeyFan on Apr 11, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Phoenix blew their PP chance and we’ll be going to a shootout. don’t think 15 seconds is enough to do something
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on Apr 11, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
told you so
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on Apr 11, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude had a shot and passed at the buzzer?
by spectr17 on Apr 11, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wasn’t aware how much time was left, I guess
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on Apr 11, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow listen to the Phoenix crowd booing the Ducks shooter
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on Apr 11, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Phoenix wins!
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on Apr 11, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
holy shit! the Blues can move to 6th with a win tomorrow!
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on Apr 11, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm surprised
they’re not looking at it. But it was in before the second touch if there was a second touch …
by StLHockeyFan on Apr 11, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
still think we match up better against san jose.
by bzgea2 on Apr 11, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
very true. we could tank the game on purpose to get the matchup we want…..and make it look good by losing in OT
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on Apr 11, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol reference to Brett Hull’s Stanley Cup goal controversy
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on Apr 11, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It looked in before his stick went near the post for possible 2nd touch of puck
Not very good camera angles for review
by spectr17 on Apr 11, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, it’s either 6th or 8th. 2 points tomorrow and we get 6th.
any other result, and it’s 8th
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on Apr 11, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow,
Ducks over head reply shows Tikkanov ‘s stick dragging puck along Giggy’s pad and in. Possible 2nd touch with that view.
by spectr17 on Apr 11, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no kidding?
Hopefully we’ll be seeing it again …
by StLHockeyFan on Apr 11, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You really can't see the puck.....
from that left side of net cam angle.
On the overhead shot you can see clearly both the stick and puck. The puck goes into Giggy’s left pad and the stick goes in there too and it appears, as the lawyers say, to drag the puck over the line.
by spectr17 on Apr 11, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but he didn't know the stick drug the puck over the line either
He just looked down and saw the puck in the net. I think the Ducks may have an argument after that cam angle view.
by spectr17 on Apr 11, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
be interesting
how this plays out in the news …
by StLHockeyFan on Apr 11, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, as it stands, good on the Coyotes for getting a win in their last home game
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on Apr 11, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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