And The Winner Is....

by RFJCC on Apr 13, 2009 11:14 AM CDT

BANHAMMER!!

Yes, DK won it with the very first comment, bow down to his epic naming skills. Now I just need to come up with a PG rated way to explain my nickname to campers and their parents. Obviously I can't tell them the truth about meatspin and what not. Thanks to all who submitted ideas, and be sure to keep this place classy when I'm gone after May 20th

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After tearing the dance floor a new asshole to MC Hammer’s “You Can’t Touch This” at prom, your school was forced to ban any MC Hammer song from ever being played again at a school sponsored function. As a thank you the other students dubbed you “Ban Hammer.”

by HisownZone on Apr 13, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs

+1

and Rec’d.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 13, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions

+2

You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off

by RFJCC on Apr 13, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions

That's the best nickname story...

… since we had to come up for my grandlittle in the sorority. Her nickname was RJ, which stood for Ron Jeremy because she had a HUGE collection of porn. It turned into RJ for Raul Julio, the waiter at the local Mexican place and some stupid excuse about him screwing up her order every time she went.

Needless to say, the RJ morphed into standing for something else.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Apr 13, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions

I'm thinking the kids won't know much about MC Hammer.

You’ll need to find something simpler and quick ‘cause you’re going to be repeating it often.

by luvhockey on Apr 13, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions

GOT IT.

Say that it’s the name of your favorite Swedish punk band. Like any of the kids listen to Swedish punk or anything.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Apr 13, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions

but bergie would get offended….and then im gonna hear vroom vroom parhtay shtartah all summer(i guessed on the spelling)

You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off

by RFJCC on Apr 13, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions

Hell, for all I know that is the name of one.

I have a friend into that scene. I’ll check tomorrow. :D

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Apr 13, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions

These kids are computer pros I’d go with something like this because they’ll look it up eventually

Or the actual .com site they can go to.

by luvhockey on Apr 14, 2009 9:22 AM CDT reply actions

For the love of all things holy ...

do NOT click the “get your own back” link there …
.
Damn you, luvhockey!

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 14, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions

Click it!

Its fun.

by TLMotorsport on Apr 14, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions

Not at a quiet office ...

with the volume up!

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 14, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions

WIN

You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off

by RFJCC on Apr 14, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions

Thank You, Thank You very much

by luvhockey on Apr 14, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions

This will go down on your permanent record!

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 15, 2009 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions

I’d tell them you were email penpals with a crazy teenage girl from Michigan until something you wrote caused her to beat her family to death with a hammer. Since then you can’t bear to even look at a hammer, you have in effect “banned hammers” from your life.

I feel unclean. It's a shame so deep it can only be erased by the ravages of time and the constant abuse of hard liquor. I rooted on the Red Wings and I am now less of a man for it.

by Pagan on Apr 14, 2009 4:03 PM CDT reply actions