Tuesday Links
Is it Wednesday yet? (Checks watch) Nope. Well here are some links to help pass the time until the puck drops.
Blues news
- If the Blues are going to make any noise in the playoffs, they will need Chris Mason to play like he has been.
- Don't believe me? Look at the hot goalie factor.
- Paul Kariya, who shouldn't be getting this much pub since hes played as many games in 2009 as I have, isn't in Vancouver.
- Do you believe in miracles?
- All kinds of good info about the impending series with the Nucks.
- The Blues d-man are unsung.
- One more look at the crazy finish to the regular season.
- Here's a video of the last minute of Friday's game, the ensuing celebration and the jersey giveaway. It's long, but entertaining.
Nucks News
- Roberto Luongo is playing pretty well.
- Mr. Bad Karma thought the Canucks had a chance to win the Stanley Cup. If you could see me I would rolling my eyes and making the wanking motion with one hand and rubbing my fingers together to symbolize money.
- The Canucks have secondary scoring.
- For more, Nucks Misconduct has all kinds of stuff.
Hockey news
- ESPN gives you ten players to watch.
- The playoffs on ESPN get fancy little pages. Here's the Blues/Van page.
- I'd like to think the Blues caused this.
- Playoff preview: Beard style.
- I like the Blues odds.
- The draft lotto is tomorrow. I don't care about it at all. (Good luck, Dom)
- From DanGNR: tips on how to enjoy the playoffs.
- Also from Dan -- Hockey by the numbers.
News
- Sword deaths? Really?
- Man dies posing for photo.
- Heroine is cheaper than beer.
- Wait until PETA finds out about this.
Video
This video is to shut up the Canucks fans who have been calling Blues fans inbred and other untrue things. Is he reading? Or does he always talk like this? Nucks fans ... do you know him?
More fun stuff to come later. I can't wait for Wednesday ... or Sunday. Section 331, here I come.
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love the link to the Jumbotron Video/Audio from last Friday's game....
I was there, but perfect to relive it. Now I can actually hear what Tom Calhoun was saying….
"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown
carlo kinda looks like a big baby
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Presented without comment
“If you talk to Chris, he won’t say that, but it’s a different bed you sleep in when you know your partner can play and you know your partner has been the guy,” Wamsley said. “You take that partner away and you become the only guy, it gets different in a hurry.”
Not afraid to nitpick
These are fightin’ words:
“St. Louis Blues are the NHL’s undisputed champs of futility.”
“No-name defence. Journeyman goaltender.”
I’m gonna be scared if the defenseman don’t keep Canucks off Mason. I think we should’ve played Bishop last Sunday. He’s played all of how many games this year???
Did I mention how annoying it is that Canadiens spell it defenCe?
Nice links AJ
us canadians spell words the british way, which is the original and proper way.
you americans are the ones who fucked up on your grammar.
you know how those rotten flamers like chanting "f*ck the canucks" because it rhymes?
well, it just so happens that "f*ck the flames" uses alliteration, for which more superior intellect is required compared to rhyme.
f*ck the flames, and GO CANUCKS GO!
And now a URL from Peter Griffin (because embedding was disabled by request)
by Poor College Student on Apr 14, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah I know but it's still annoys me
My son’s soccer coach is British and he spells practice with an ‘s’.
You’d think they’d be the same. English is a screwed up language to begin with.
We do actually normally type with capitals.
i just personally blog without them.
you know how those rotten flamers like chanting "f*ck the canucks" because it rhymes?
well, it just so happens that "f*ck the flames" uses alliteration, for which more superior intellect is required compared to rhyme.
f*ck the flames, and GO CANUCKS GO!
That guy is outrageous.
Calgary’s 11 guys vs chicago? No way that series is even remotely interesting.
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Apr 14, 2009 10:17 AM CDT reply actions
love the beard though.
rock solid.
by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Apr 14, 2009 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I didn't even get to the point . . .
where I pushed the “play” button.
Couldn’t bring myself to it.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
you should try the first 10 seconds.
his manner of speaking finishes off what his appearance and ‘down in the body vault/basement/laundry room’ location started.
i got halfway
it sounds like he ate a tub of peanut butter before speaking
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
And then washed it down with a large cup of Chocolate Syrup
right after yelling: “Hey Ma, can we get some MEATLOAF!”
Blues at 50-1 to win cup
Ha, got them at 100-1 two weeks ago…put a dollar up, I’m a believer
Got them at 60-1 in January out in Vegas. The ticket is up in the cupboard, just waiting for me to bring it out there and cash it in!
LOL
Check out my “betting” fanpost – I’ve put £5 on them at 66-1 – which is what the British bookies are currently offering.
"We have two giant hamsters running on a massive wheel at our secret underground lair..." - Benjamin Linus.
by drfrankentweed on Apr 14, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I don’t know who that guy in the video is, but his english sucks and he looks like he married his cousin. Must be a Canucks fan from St. Louis.
In all seriousness, there are too many YouTubers out there that do this kind of stuff. It’s hard to keep track so I don’t.
what's with all the inbred jokes?
its not original or that funny….and were not the team with two twins who are gay for each other
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Hit close to home did I? So you must really like family reunions then? It’s unoriginal, yes.
C’mon, relax. There’s a bunch of bashing going on here and obviously almost nothing is off limits.
I’m curious…do you have two arms or three?
its not original
Oh so you’ve heard it many times before? Well there’s a reason for that.
Like I said…relax. I’m just going along with the bashing.
Hey, I let a Blues fan post a photoshopped image of my face on a hooker on our site. You KNOW I’m a good sport.
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 14, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
haha...no
all im saying is you northerners need to step it up, I want to laugh out load when you guys come a bashing. Not question whether or not Canada has gotten Missouri confused with Mississippi in terms of social goings on. Step up your game and then come on back big guy, because I promise i’ve got something special cooking up for you guys over at Nucks Misconduct.
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Alright alright
But let’s be realistic. Blues fans aren’t all that funny our way either. Well, except for that Photoshop by Woodn. That was pretty good.
PS: What are you cooking? You better get it over with in 6 games, because then the unoriginal Blues golfing jokes start.
if i told you it wouldn’t be a secret anymore, but I’m pretty sure most gametimers have some idea about what i’m thinking. We’re a close knit group, not sedin butt-buddies close, but close nonetheless
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Oh, so you’re American History X shower scene-close then
by Sean Zandberg on Apr 14, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
My god, that guy....
…I don’t even know what to say. Ge shut me up. Finally!
by Marcus E Pettersson on Apr 14, 2009 5:16 PM CDT reply actions

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