You Write The Comedy - Playoff Eve Edition
by Brad Lee on Apr 14, 2009 11:21 AM CDT
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PrintSo here we are, a day before the St. Louis Blues take on the Vancouver Canucks in the first round of the 2009 Stanley Cup Playoffs. We're just now ramping up our anti-Vancouver vitriol. Maybe this will help.
Up above Henrik and Daniel Sedin are prepared to come together to celebrate a goal. Or maybe just a shot on goal. It is possible they were on opposite sides of the ice and just missed each other a lot. Regardless, they're ready to imbrace in a sweaty Swedish creepy mirror image man hug.
Oh dear commenters (and any lurkers who want to sign up and comment), what pray tell might Daniel say to Henrik? What might Henrik say to Daniel? Your hilarity in the comments down below.
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I wonder if they can both take the form of a water buffalo…
Heniel: “You…”
Danrik: “…complete…”
Heniel: “…me.”
Danrik: “Ohhh, we’re just FAAAAAB-u-louuuuus!”
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Meet Daniel, who’s lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Henrik’s only seen the sights
A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights —
What a crazy pair!
But they’re creepy,
Identicaly creepy and they’re gay.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.
Where Daniel adores a minuet,
The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette,
Our Henrik loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes her lose control —
What a wild duet!
Still, they’re creepy,
Identicaly creepy and you’ll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike —
You can lose your mind,
When sisters are two of a kind
PTMFUS!
by LosBri on Apr 14, 2009 1:00 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Made of win...
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Apr 14, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I think . . .
it’s the theme to an old TV show. But I can’t remember which one.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together ooky,
The Sedin Family.
Their faces cause nause-um.
When people come to see ’em
The children they make screa-um.
The Sedin Family.
I feel unclean. It's a shame so deep it can only be erased by the ravages of time and the constant abuse of hard liquor. I rooted on the Red Wings and I am now less of a man for it.
Also made of win...
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Apr 15, 2009 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions
. . . as David Backes lurks . . .
Heniel/Danrik: “FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!! RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN!!!!!”
/crash
/Benny Hill music-laugh track
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
This is the best to me so far. Though LosBri gets extra credit for effort.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
by Yankee Canuck on Apr 14, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I think they have Backesslipaphobia — the fear of being chased by David Backes around the ice, falling down and being mauled by him.
I feel unclean. It's a shame so deep it can only be erased by the ravages of time and the constant abuse of hard liquor. I rooted on the Red Wings and I am now less of a man for it.
The soundtrack reference clinched it.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
by Yankee Canuck on Apr 14, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
“That’s three goals for me and three assists for you! Who would’ve know that would be all the scoring we could muster before being ousted from the playoffs in four games.”
I feel unclean. It's a shame so deep it can only be erased by the ravages of time and the constant abuse of hard liquor. I rooted on the Red Wings and I am now less of a man for it.
Good news Henrik, our brothers have found the continum trans-functioner.
You are a cock,
by Genetic Mutation on Apr 14, 2009 1:29 PM CDT reply actions
Henrik: Do you think anyone notices we switched jerseys today?
Daniel: If only we could switch jerseys with Berglund and Steen, then we might win a game!
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