Just Waiting For Wednesday Poll

by gallagher on Apr 14, 2009 4:23 PM CDT

Enough already. Why isn't it Wednesday right now? We've posted our Vancouver fan-baiting story. We've made fun of the giant-headed Secreep Twins. Hell, we used our creepy canucks primer up a month ago.

Clearly, until the first game and we really have something to talk about, we're just going to slowly go out of our minds. In the meantime, here's another poll for you that haven't already caught it on the siderails already:

Poll

Which Canuck do you fear the most?

Mats Sundin. But only because he makes my children cry when they see him.

40 votes

Roberto Luongo. Ever since 'The Sopranos' all crazy Italian guys freak me out.

248 votes

Danrik Sedin. That dudes creep me out.

25 votes

Heniel Sedin. Hate when he says, "Come and play with us, Danny. For ever and ever and ever."

33 votes

Todd Bertuzzi. Sorry, it's been a while since I was a fan.

38 votes

384 votes | Poll has closed

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I’m more insulted you have Sundin on there then Bertuzzi.

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Apr 14, 2009 4:25 PM CDT reply actions

I thought Sundin was why you guys were in the playoffs.

That’s what the media told me was gonna happen when you signed him.

SWYD

by gallagher on Apr 14, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions

I believe that’s what he himself said at the time. And then we all got a good laugh for a few months.

And now that it’s here? Anyone’s guess as to what the guy does. Good news for you though: he excels at taking penalties 200 feet away from his own net though he has managed to stop doing that in the past two weeks.

'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.

by Yankee Canuck on Apr 14, 2009 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions

MATS SUNDIN!! I never knew what he was going to do….

top shelf, bottom shelf, glove side, STICK SIDE!!

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Apr 14, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions

running out of stuff already?

it’s not even the first day of playoffs yet!
if this is all you can come up with, i will be incredibly disappointed.

27 hours left in which to search google images for pics for game blogs.

you know how those rotten flamers like chanting "f*ck the canucks" because it rhymes?
well, it just so happens that "f*ck the flames" uses alliteration, for which more superior intellect is required compared to rhyme.
f*ck the flames, and GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Apr 14, 2009 5:47 PM CDT reply actions

If your going to insult the site, not the team

Then just go make us some sandwiches.

Whatever it takes?

by JoMilla on Apr 14, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions

where's all the content over on

missyisafraidtouserealcursewordssosheputsinasteriskslikesheis14yearsold.net?

SWYD

by gallagher on Apr 14, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions

haha

Looks like she might’ve hopped the Canucks bandwagon a few weeks ago… if her reg date is anything to go by

http://www.stlouisgametime.com/

by cold on Apr 14, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions

ok boys,
-i only swear if there’s nothing else to say. and i just put in the u’s for your sake.
-i have watched the canucks my entire life. i officially became a fan in october, and found out about the blogging in november. i followed yankee canuck’s blog for a while, and followed him here. it’s only a couple weeks ago that i figured out how the sbnation membership works. in conclusion, i have been a canucks fan all season.

you know how those rotten flamers like chanting "fuck the canucks" because it rhymes?
well, it just so happens that "fuck the flames" uses alliteration, for which more superior intellect is required compared to rhyme.
fuck the flames, and GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Apr 15, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions

haha I’m sure you have been, was just trying to mess with ya

http://www.stlouisgametime.com/

by cold on Apr 15, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions

Meh Lou...

Just shake n bake Lou a little and he will take one of his swims around the front of the net. Lou’s such a good freakin’ swimmer I’m nicknaming him “Louganis”, after the Olympic swimmer for this playoff series.

Oshie will be teaching the mad Italian some new strokes this series I suspect. The “Louganis Stroke” if you will.

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 14, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions

Yeah this is the terrible work I do

After 5 No-Dozes I feel great.. only except that i can hear my ears.. and I believe that toenails are the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Come Root on the blues at
www.stlouisgametime.com

by MSUBluenoter on Apr 14, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions

der ya go

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 14, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions

Nah, that'd be a better nickname

for a member of the Red Wings, or Sidney Crosby, since Greg Louganis was an Olympic “diver.” Given his later known homosexuality, I’ll leave the innuendo’s to the rest of you. :p

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige

by Dan. on Apr 14, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions

Like I said...

The Louganis Stroke

Maybe just “Stroke”?

Where we going with this?

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Apr 14, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions

Reading over at the Nucks site

“The concept is simple: since we’ll feel bad for the opposing team’s city after we ruin their dreams of glory, the least we can do is be generous for a worthwhile cause….
Since we’ll be upsetting the St. Louie natives, let’s at least be altruistic: for every Vancouver win in this series, the St. Louis Blues 14 Fund will get $25 dollars. I know, it’s nothing substantial, but hey, I ain’t a millionaire. "

Very Cool Yankee Canuck, I applaude you.
Man, almost makes me wish it goes 7 games. At least they’d get $75.

by luvhockey on Apr 14, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions