if anyone see’s him at the game, throw shit at his back-stabbing gay-twin loving dirt stache face. I want him run out of town

What a total wanker.

You got the link to his blog? I think I want to comment there…

Plus, on Juno: Every single person I know thought I’d love it because it’s so “hip” and “cool” and “meta”. I saw it, and every single person sounded like some 30-year-old woman trying to desperately sound cool and hip.

Place the blame on Brooke “Diablo Cody” Whateverherlastnamereallyis, not Reitman. Though that does not absolve him of being a two-timing little shit.

I respect that he’s a ’Nucks fan (kind of but not really), but he could have found a better way of stating that other than INSULTING OUR CLUB. What the hell? You would have thought that he dad would have taught him some class.

A fan of hockey for SEVEN YEARS? Oh, so that means I knew as much about the sport at age 13 as he does now. Cute. How is he qualified to write for them? God, find a real hockey fan. David Boreanaz and Kevin Smith are legit. Is this dude the only ’Nucks fan they could find?

Had me at “magicalicious”

Juan:

Thanks for replying to that Asshattery. I read that crap thanks to a morning link from SLGT (shout out) a few days ago and intended to do a fanpost, but it’s much better coming from an owner/editor/godbrother-of-the-Jeffio.

9. I’ll be at Games 3 and 4 in St. Louis wearing either an orca, a skate in spaghetti, a stick in the rink, or a flying “V”.

and sporting a black eye from the flying fist of a SLGTer or three.

Thanks, Buttman.

I guess I’ll keep boycotting them like I do all sucky movies.

I appreciate what this movie does for the city (something like fifty-mil through jobs, purchases, site rights, hotels, etc.) and more positive press for the region, but really? They couldn’t find a true-Blue supporter? Maybe Sam-fucking-Beckett himself, Scott Bakula (Full Disclosure: I have no idea if Bakula is a Blues fan, but as a St. Louisan and a presumed sports fan [see: Major League: Back to the Minors], i’m gonna go ahead and assume he is)?

As I said in the lead…lame.

But I did like Thank You For Smoking…as an aspiring PR guy, I loved watching all the flawless spin-jobs Eckhart was executing.

the guy even looks like a douchebag.

I still want to see thank you for Smoking, though.

Fuck ’em

…in section 307.

Where you can explain to him that if he’s been a fan of a Western Conference team for seven years, he should probably know who Chris Mason is … among other “pointers.”

Is forever banned in my household.

Fuck his mother in her retarded brown eye, the cum guzzling whore.

Thank you for smoking (pole)…

A Canucks logo under the red-slash-circle…

Reitman, you suck…etc…

That the dildos that are going to be used to throw at luongo also be thrown at this man.

extra points if you throw them at that man, and they bounce off him and then hit Luongo in the face mask.

… like this guy watched a clip on YouTube and Google’d “St. Louis Blues goalie” before he wrote this post?

I still don’t understand the “dead to me” comment. Was that supposed to be funny?

And asswipe, the Maple Leafs would NEVER retire Sundin’s number if he beat the Leafs to win the Cup.

…it’s pretty embarassing. And, hey, I read political philosophy for a living, and there is very little in the world of the written word as shitty as the writing in political philosophy.

I’m just saying…

BTW Does this really say he’s never heard of Manny Legace? Quick, Jason, explain icing.

From Wikipedia:

“In a 2005 interview with Upgrayedd magazine Rietman stated that as a late teenager he experimented with a “gay lifestyle”

I’m sorry you didn’t bring some with you.

Where the fuck is this douchebag staying in STL? This piece of shit. Piece of shit. Where is he? When can I meet him? You are fucking done.

You guys do what you want.

3. My last movie was shot in Vancouver. My new movie is shooting in St. Louis. I have gone to five games since arriving in Missouri. I’ve never seen the Blues lose in person. Am I scared? No. Want to know why? I’ve never seen the Canucks play here.

YOU know what?? I’d recommend you not show up. it seems you are a good luck charm for us, and you’ll only hurt your precious team’s chances of winning here.

4. The Blues organization has been extraordinarily generous to me and my film crew – Even invited all hundred of us to a game when the Kings were in town – Even invited me to come skate with former players on the Scottrade ice on a game day. They are a tremendous group of professionals that I am proud to know.

5. Everyone in the Blues organization is dead to me.

well, aren’t you a backstabbing, two-faced, lying douchebag? I’m sure even YOUR fans would be disgusted by this 180 degree turn without reason.

6. Sundin has never won a Cup… Now he’s on the Canucks. The Leafs didn’t even make the playoffs. Ha ha. Only downside? Would have been fun to watch the Canucks beat the Leafs in the Stanley Cup Final and prolong Sundin’s jersey retirement in the Air Canada Centre by a decade.

nope, there’s TWO downsides. Sundin won’t be winning the Cup as a Canuck either.

7. Last time these two met in the Playoffs, the Blues were a physical team and the Canucks were a finesse team. Hey Jackman, did you see Burrows pick that guy’s head off the ice by his hair just to punch him in the face. Watch out, Jackman. Watch out.

hey moron, you DO know you’re threatening a near-bald guy with a cowardly bitch-ass move via hair pulling, right?(oops!)
oh and Jackman would easilly whoop Burrows’ ass if provoked.

8. Goaltending. The Blues have Manny Legace playing for Peoria right now. Their starting goalie is Chris Mason… That’s funny, I haven’t heard of him either. He’s actually been playing pretty well since All-Star game… Four words – Welcome to the Playoffs. Oh, and have you met my friend Bobby Lou?

if you were a REAL hockey fan (for SEVEN whole years, OMG!!) you learn pretty quickly the names of every starting goaltender in your conference. both Legace and Mason have been starters during the tenure of your so-called fandom. not knowing this is just ignorance, and should pretty much disqualify you to be an official NHL team blogger

who wants to shiv him?

And if so, can we send him/her to go kick Jason Reitman in the nuts?

Wait. He HAS no balls. Nevermind.

Canucks in 6? No way. Blues won’t even win one.

Canucks in four!!!!!!!!!

What a fool :-)

Get a sense of humor, ladies. This guy’s got you all riled up! If ur not used to some trash talking, you’re not cut out to be a hockey fan! Go surf the TV for some ping pong, and take a sip of your Zima.