Friday's Game Two Links

by averagejoe on Apr 17, 2009 6:00 AM CDT

Last Friday the Blues clinched a playoff spot. This Friday could be just as awesome. Let's hope so. Link time.

Blues news

Game two. Previews anyone?
The Canucks are not happy with the Icekake the Blues gave Roberto Luongo in Game 1.
Patrik Berglund did not like the way he played in the first game.
The key to beating Bobby Luo? Dig deeper says Jeff Gordon.
The Green Goblin is suddenly Mr. Positive.
This seems awful snarky. Oh and Erik Johnson is skating with the team.
Prospect Jake Allen will be at the game Sunday. I think his seat will be better than mine.
CBC givin' some love to the Blues.

Nucks news

Even-strength suits Vancouver well.
Sami Salo makes the Nucks a better team.
The Canucks think Game 1 was called a bit tight ... no shit.
Canuck fans care about more about pucks than elections.
For more, check out Nucks Misconduct.

Hockey news

Winners last night: Wings, Bruins, Hawks and ... Ducks?
Mr. Plank at Fear the Fin (nice new logo by the way) is very rational.
A Boston fan stole Alex Kovalev's stick.
The Wilds are cleaing house: the GM is gone.
Chris Pronger DOESN'T get the first suspension of the playoffs.

Other stuff

The Worlds Smallest things ... in pictures.
Ladies with playoff beards might have more to worry about than being dateless.
Perry Mason doesn't have his law degree.
HappyAndNumb sends along a delcious link.

Video

No one calls David Backes a pussy and gets away with it. Please turn the sound up. By the way, Kelly is Mrs. Backes to you, fuckers.

The Canucks Trash Talk the Blues on Game 1 of the 08/09 Playoff Series in HD (via CanucksHD)

LET'S GO BLUES! Go Back for more fun shit.

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I can see why IceBerg didn’t play well in Game 1 – he didn’t want to seem unpatriotic by beating the Swedish National team.

GO BLUES!

by J-Mill on Apr 17, 2009 8:41 AM CDT reply actions

Canuck video quote:

Give your balls a tug, you pussy.

WTF is that supposed to mean?
These assholes can’t even taunt people right.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 17, 2009 8:47 AM CDT reply actions

Get back(es) at ’em with a win tonight. No need to let them get you all riled up into taking stupid penalties.

But if you’re behind the play and the ref ain’t lookin’…just sayin’

by Poor College Student on Apr 17, 2009 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions

This is the way you taunt someone:

“Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy!”

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 17, 2009 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

I think we are missing some of the words in the video....

Give your balls a tug, you pussy.

This, of course, makes no sense. Using advanced textual analysis techniques developed here at the University, we are now able to fill in the missing bits to give the sentence actual coherence and meaning.

“I want to give your ball a tug. I want you in my pussy.”

So, it seems clear he wasn’t trash talking Backes. He was coming on to him.

by Rich of GASL on Apr 17, 2009 9:19 AM CDT reply actions

We've had sorta-similar technology around here for a while, too.

It’s called the GM Translator 2000, or some such thing.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions

soooooo

they’re both dead now right??

You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off

by RFJCC on Apr 17, 2009 9:29 AM CDT reply actions

"David Backes does not sleep. He waits."

Right now he’s waiting.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 17, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions

That’s so weird that they even know his wife’s name. I mean, unless the really know each other outside of the game. Do they look this shit up or is this insider info from RJ?, haha. Either way..wtf.

by oic on Apr 17, 2009 10:39 AM CDT reply actions