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How will they die?

I had an inkling, which can be found in the comments from PCS's Saturday Morning Links. And I decided to take action instead of waiting for it. So here you go, kind sirs and madams.

My inkling? Make a poll about how Bieksa, Burrows or both were going to be offed in Game 3. And close the poll by 6pm tomorrow. Guess what? You may find said poll below.

And as they say in Chicago . . . vote early, vote often.

Poll
In what fashion will Bieksa, Burrows OR BOTH get killed in Game 3?
Malarchuk-esque skate to the throat
10 votes
McSorley/Brashear-esque stick to the temple
4 votes
"Accidental" team board-pummeling
12 votes
Rick-roll
54 votes
Doing the Macarena in front of Chris Mason
24 votes

104 votes | Poll has closed

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Rick-roll: the state of an NHL player immediately following being “Oshie’d” (see: Rick Nash)

http://www.stlouisgametime.com/

by cold on Apr 19, 2009 1:11 AM CDT reply actions  

Damn, I wish I had read the comments first. I change my vote from the board pummeling to the Rick-role

Barret Jackman is my hero.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

by BluesTiger on Apr 19, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions  

How will Burrows die?

2 words: Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation.

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Apr 19, 2009 2:18 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

one “rec” for you!

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 19, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Another rec'd

here. Why didn’t I THINK of that?!

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 19, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

are u serious?

ok you guys thats way to far. you guys shouldn’t even be joking about it. How will bieksa and burrows die? thats a disgrace man.

you are embarrassing, to us blues and the rest of the NHL. ur just showing ur jealousy against the canucks. why even have this?

1st of all malarchuck didnt die. and 2nd id u got ur throat cut would u want someone making a joke out of it?

maan. this is the only NHL forum/team iv heard say things like these.

by JLBA14 on Apr 19, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 19, 2009 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

OH NOES! It's the internet police!

maan. this is the only NHL forum/team iv heard say things like these.

Damn right it is

by Poor College Student on Apr 19, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tongue is firmly planted in my cheek.

Too bad you can’t see it. Cockhead.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 19, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

For shame. The Canucks have already lost Luc Bourdon to a motor vehicle accident this season. Not to mention Taylor Pyatt just lost his fiance not less then a month back. This is going too far.

Seriously, learn to have some boundaries.

by biccus on Apr 19, 2009 4:16 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm sure Steve Moore

Would like to know about Vancouver’s boundaries …

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Apr 19, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wikipedia does a nice job with this:

On February 16, 2004, during a Vancouver-Colorado game, Moore injured Canucks team captain Markus Näslund by checking him in the head area while Näslund was over extending for a puck ahead of him with his head down. No penalty was called on the play, but Näslund suffered a concussion and a bone chip in his elbow as a result of the hit, and missed three games. Moore’s hit on Näslund drew much criticism from the Canucks and their fans, but the NHL ruled that the hit was not illegal and did not fine or suspend Moore. Canucks head coach Marc Crawford and general manager Brian Burke publicly criticized the non-call by the referees on the incident. Vancouver players indicated that they would get even with Moore, with left winger Brad May stating that he would put a bounty on Moore’s head.

During the next game between the Canucks and Avalanche held in Denver, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman and NHL executive vice-president Colin Campbell attended the game, which ended in a tie and saw no major incidents break out.

However, on March 8, 2004, during another rematch between the Avalanche and Canucks, things went differently. In the first period, Moore fought Vancouver player Matt Cooke in a fairly even brawl, and served the 5-minute penalty for fighting. The Avalanche would go on to build up a large lead in a fight-filled game. Late in the third period, Todd Bertuzzi was sent onto the ice. After failing to instigate Moore to fight, Bertuzzi skated after him for a long period before punching Moore in the head from behind and falling upon him along with several other players from both teams. Moore’s head was driven into the ice during the fall, causing three fractured neck vertebrae, facial cuts and a concussion. Many believe that it was Bertuzzi who broke Moore’s neck, despite the fact that there were several other players on top of both players. Moore was knocked out, and lay motionless for ten minutes before being carried off on a stretcher.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 20, 2009 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

For shame.

For shame!

Because I have taken the internet too seriously!

For.
Shame.

by gallagher on Apr 21, 2009 2:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Okay. So basically what your saying is your on Par and just as bad as Bertuzzi. Or your using Todd Bertuzzi as an actual excuse to talk about killing people. Or that you think killing people is a joke.

by biccus on Apr 19, 2009 5:05 PM CDT reply actions  

See my comment above.

Titled “Tongue is firmly planted in my cheek.”

Do serious polls actually include references to Rick-roll or The Macarena?

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 19, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have another joke.

How will your family and loved ones die:

a) Malarchuk-esque skate to the throat
b) McSorley/Brashear-esque stick to the temple
c) “Accidental” team board-pummeling
d) Rick-roll
e) Doing the Macarena in front of Chris Mason

by biccus on Apr 19, 2009 5:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Hahahaha. Lighten up.

Jebus

by Poor College Student on Apr 19, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

You assume that family is “sacred” and death about family shouldn’t be joked about. My “family” FUCKING SUCKS so they can all go right ahead and die via malarchuk-esque skate to the throats.

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Apr 19, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remember these are human beings with real kids and family’s your referring too.

by biccus on Apr 19, 2009 5:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Barret Jackman said it best . . .

“Sorry I hurt their feelings.”

IT’S A FUCKING JOKE, DUMBSHIT!

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 19, 2009 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry we upset you, Biccus

As a token of our deepest regret, we’d like to offer you something. Please click the link:

I feel unclean. It's a shame so deep it can only be erased by the ravages of time and the constant abuse of hard liquor. I rooted on the Red Wings and I am now less of a man for it.

by Pagan on Apr 19, 2009 5:37 PM CDT reply actions  

That didn’t work.

I feel unclean. It's a shame so deep it can only be erased by the ravages of time and the constant abuse of hard liquor. I rooted on the Red Wings and I am now less of a man for it.

by Pagan on Apr 19, 2009 5:37 PM CDT reply actions  

to all of you stupid fucks who think this is a serious poll…

I’m going to jump through the computer screen into your house with a machete and KILL you.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! (i’m serious though you better be scared)

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Apr 19, 2009 11:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Rick-roll won.

And it didn’t happen. Well Goddamnit.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 19, 2009 11:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Seriously.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 20, 2009 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

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