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Top 11 Predictions For Tonight's Game

11. Draper and Maltby win the "Kiss Cam" contest again.

10. Half of the crowd arrives in vehicles that cost more than their house is worth.

9.   Half of the crowd never arrives after eating at 'Cheli's Chili' restaurant.

8.   Marian Hossa sits out in fear of falling headlong into the boards again.

7.   Some dipshit from a Red Wings site shows up here to say we're not classy.

6.   Jeff Woywitka goes into a trance while watching the Red Wings cycle around his zone.

5.   There will be blood.

4.   Your children start crying when the camera crew unwsiely decides to do a close-up on Johan Frankenstein Franzen.

3.   Some poor fan picks up a disease after sitting in the seat that Kid Rock occupied during last season's playoffs.

2.   Chris Osgood cries if he loses; cries if he wins.

1.   Half the crowd never makes it home after trying to escape from downtown Detroit.

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what, no reference to being buried headfirst in ice?

by Dooks on Apr 2, 2009 12:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Johan Franzen will run someone from behind and then turtle when he’s called on it like the Euro pussy he is…

by The Goalie Guy on Apr 2, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions  

So, basically...

Either they eat at Chelios’ place and die from food poisoning, or die from getting shot in a gang drive by on the way home.

So, Chelios is nominated for the Masterson for ridding the NHL of 50% of Detroit’s fans? He’s got my vote,

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Apr 2, 2009 1:51 PM CDT reply actions  

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