We're Not Dead Yet!
by HuntsvilleBlues on Apr 20, 2009 5:53 PM CDT
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PrintDown on the corner of 14th and Clark, an unusual scene unfolds in front of the Scottrade Center...
GRIM REAPER:
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
ROBERTO LUONGO:
Here’s one.
GRIM REAPER:
Nine pence.
KEITH TKACHUK:
I’m not dead!
GRIM REAPER:
What?
ROBERTO LUONGO:
Nothing, here’s your nine pence.
KEITH TKACHUK:
I’m not dead!
GRIM REAPER:
‘Ere. He says he’s not dead!
ROBERTO LUONGO:
Yes, he is.
KEITH TKACHUK:
I’m not!
GRIM REAPER:
He isn’t?
ROBERTO LUONGO:
Well, he will be soon. He’s very ill.
KEITH TKACHUK:
I’m getting better!
ROBERTO LUONGO:
No, you’re not. You’ll be stone dead in a moment.
GRIM REAPER:
Oh, I can’t take him like that. It’s against regulations.
KEITH TKACHUK:
I don’t want to go on the cart!
ROBERTO LUONGO:
Oh, don’t be such a baby.
GRIM REAPER:
I can’t take him.
KEITH TKACHUK:
I feel fine!
ROBERTO LUONGO:
Well, do us a favor.
GRIM REAPER:
I can’t.
ROBERTO LUONGO:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won’t be long.
GRIM REAPER:
No, I’ve got to go to San Jose. They’ve lost two already.
ROBERTO LUONGO:
Well, when’s your next round?
GRIM REAPER:
Thursday.
KEITH TKACHUK:
I think I’ll go for a walk.
ROBERTO LUONGO:
You’re not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn’t there something you can do?
KEITH TKACHUK:
[singing]
I feel happy! I feel happy!
[whop]
ROBERTO LUONGO:
Ah, thanks very much.
GRIM REAPER:
No problem. See you on Thursday.
ROBERTO LUONGO:
Right. All right.
[howl]
[clop clop clop]
Who’s that, then?
[points at a San Jose Shark player in the pile]
GRIM REAPER:
I dunno. He can’t be a Detroit Red Wing.
ROBERTO LUONGO:
Why?
GRIM REAPER:
He hasn’t got shit all over him.
ROBERTO LUONGO:
Good point.
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Take heart, Blues fans... We're not dead.....
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Im sure any grim reaper could take Sundin by mistake, especially with his new black eye
Long Live The King!
That's what I'm hoping for.
Anyone got nine pence?
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by HuntsvilleBlues on Apr 20, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
It would have been better if I would have used the entire blues roster, but meh... Walt is the oldest. =)
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by HuntsvilleBlues on Apr 20, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Great Post
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
NO!
First to 4 not 3.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
This impromptu One-Act . . .
is soaking a copious amount of win with its tentacles.
GREAT work HB!
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
yah im breaking out the broom on this one
get those golf clubs all clean and ready cuz i smell a seeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!
whenever i smell a seep that usually means the sump pump isnt working.
by bzgea2 on Apr 20, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You take all the time
to register an account, join this forum (and no others, of course), just to use the same lame-ass golf club jokes and call a sweep when the ’Nucks are up 3-0.
And you spell “sweep” wrong. Judas H. Priest, that is seven different kinds of FAIL.
Troll.
Leave.
(But if your ID is a Sublime reference, you MIGHT be cool.)
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Good call to take out all the extra "Take out your dead!"
haha, I stayed true to the Monty Python skit on that one.
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by HuntsvilleBlues on Apr 20, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions
From the Nucklehead boards
This would be all I needed to motivate my azz. Pin this in the locker room. If you can’t win one game for pride I don’t know.
God we suffered through 2 sweeps in the late 60s, I can’t bare another.
Dum spiramus tuebimur
Vancouver fails at photoshop
seriously, is that the best they can come up with?
MyBrute - Where tiny gladiators rule the internets
Fucking amateurs, Dude.
Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.
by Dominik on Apr 21, 2009 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
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Bare or bear? This team has made me cry for 42 years. Just win one game at a time and it might just happen. I hate to speak heresey but this is sport entertainment and not death and dismemberment. Berenson for ever!
dunno where the coconuts came from ...
but i did see a sign at the game sunday that said:
“Luongo gets his flexibility from his mom”
golden.
Next book in the children's series: "Nate the Great figures out how the fuck to score on Greasy Bob Luongo."
by NateTheGreat. on Apr 21, 2009 2:00 AM CDT up reply actions
What do you mean? African or European?
Swedish I guess. But it doesn’t matter, cause all Canucks swallow!
by Angst vorm Nichts on Apr 21, 2009 11:38 AM CDT reply actions
Aaaaaiiiiieeeeeeeee!!!!
There are 1,000,000 classic quotes from those movies.
Good stuff.
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by HuntsvilleBlues on Apr 21, 2009 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
love the monty python theme. that’s one of the funniest scenes in that movie.
you know how those rotten flamers like chanting "fuck the canucks" because it rhymes?
well, it just so happens that "fuck the flames" uses alliteration, for which more superior intellect is required compared to rhyme.
fuck the flames, and GO CANUCKS GO!
ha ha very funny.
you know how those rotten flamers like chanting "fuck the canucks" because it rhymes?
well, it just so happens that "fuck the flames" uses alliteration, for which more superior intellect is required compared to rhyme.
fuck the flames, and GO CANUCKS GO!
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