11) Paul Kariya, Erik Johnson, Eric Brewer and D.J. King should all be ready to play in our next game
10) Shoe related injuries have become almost non-existent in Columbia, Missouri
9) Three words: Disney on Ice!!
8) Though broken, all of our hearts have finally resumed beating after going on strike since mid-March
7) Miraculously, even though we were completely fleeced by the refs, the only things broken were a window and an office chair, and both were by the same person.
6) Louie now has time to wash that damn suit and get some pants tailored
5) The chances of me dropping the F-bomb in front of an 8 year old have decreased dramatically
4) We still don't have a creepy pair of twins on our team
3) The guys running STLGT have not shut down the website in a blind rage
2) No matter how many cups they win, Detroit will still suck more than a Vegas hooker and Draper will still be gay
1) Remember that time we were in last place at the start of 2009 and then somehow made the playoffs? Yea that was pretty fucking awesome.