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Mouse in a House Story....

Here is a copy of text messages between me and my buddy Stretch:

Stretch: going to walmart... i have a fucking mouse in my new house
DJ: that sucks

<<20 minutes later>>

Stretch: you better be jackie chan mouse if you are in my house
DJ: i bet it is faster than the douchers in anaheim changing the glass.... its been like 20 minutes. how many traps u get?
Stretch: i saw that. i got 64, within a 10 foot range
DJ: holy crap

<<2 hours later>>

Stretch: so that god damn mouse is fucking jackie chan
DJ: HAHA
Stretch: shut up stupid

<<2 hours later>>

Stretch: he's jackie chan plus bruce lee
DJ: dude its 2am, you camping out for him?
Stretch: on the couch, yes.  I almost had him, and he Oshied me and got away.
DJ: HAHA
Stretch: Not funny. One mouse turns into thousands.  It kinda looks like Daniel Sedin.....

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