The Hockey Prof: You Make The Brew
Whenever my friends hear that among my other pursuits (philosophy, hockey blogging, radio station DJ, creative cusser, etc.) I also engage in the art of home brewing, I always get the same responses: "You really need help," or "You goddam lush," or "I know a guy in a 12-step program. Would you like his number?" [Note to self: Get better friends.]
The nice thing about brewing beer yourself is you can come up with new beers to mark any special event, like the time the cat jumped into the trash can ("Garbage Kitty Ale") or that other time the sun rose in the east ("Beer, Beer, Beautiful Beer!") To that end I will be instituting a new tradition of brewing up a celebratory Blues Beer at the end of every season. The idea is that since every season sees the rise of a new hero in the Blues Pantheon, then every year that new hero should have something alcoholic named for them.
This year the Blue who needs to be commemorated is David Backes. (Don't worry, The King will get his turn someday.)
Now, this is where you guys get in on the act.
1) I need you guys to come up with a name for this Backes related brew.
2) I want you guys to vote on the basic ingredients to be used. I'll use my brewmaster skills (such as they are) to make a tasty beverage out of what you choose.
So, let's get started!
Alright, the brewing I do is Malt Extract brewing as opposed to the more time comsuming All Grain Brewing. The reason I do the easier kind of brewing is because I have a fucking life. So, the first choice to be made is what sort of Extract base to use.
Next, I like to add a touch of grain to give my beers a little extra character. (Note: In ingredient list is "crystal MALT" not "crystal METH." I'm not working in Jefferson County here.)
Then, we will need a choice of ale yeast. Yes, I will be making an ale. I'm not lagering equipped, and I think if I ever tried to be my wife might leave me. ("But honey, I need the frig for my fermenting beer. Can't we just eat Mickey D's every night for the next two months?")
The last item is the hops. Do that voodoo you do.
Based upon your selections I will select a style of beer to make and begin the process. If it turns out drinkable I will be sure to bring plenty to St. Louis for any possibile SLGT get together. However, if it turns out fantastic, I'll probably claim it magically disappeared. (One pint at a time.)
OK, I've attached the first poll here, but I can't figure out how to attach more than a single poll. (Sonofabitch.) So the other polls will be put out as Fan Posts (linked above), unless someone who knows more about this shit can fix it.
Alright folks, put me to work!
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Go for an unfiltered wheat.
Love that stuff. As far as a name how about Brew 42? Lame I know, but its the best I could come up with at short notice.
Barret Jackman is my hero.
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
Very cool idea..
I just got into homebrewing myself – my first batch is about a week away from being ready to drink..
Dark and malty
but not too hoppy.
How about a brown ale or a stout or a tripel?
I feel unclean. It's a shame so deep it can only be erased by the ravages of time and the constant abuse of hard liquor. I rooted on the Red Wings and I am now less of a man for it.
Is that screw Dark beers and Screw Wheat beers?
Or just Dark& Wheat beers?
Damn, I was gonna send you some dunklewheat brew. Ah well, I better just drink it myself.
by Rich of GASL on Apr 24, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
why not just name it David Backes?
people will buy it out of fear
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
I’m David Backes. Buy my—
“OK! OK! OK! I’ll take a case! … I mean two cases! … better make it three! … you’re right, four it is.”
Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.
No.
Way too corny. And we all know Chuck Norris David Backes is NOT corny.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Some name suggestions (bullet points, please!):
- “42 Knockout”
- “Chuck Backes”
- “David Norris”
- “Mankato Fury”
- “David Backes’ Ice Insanity”
(By the way, I DO like RFJ’s suggestion. Damn straight I’d buy that one!)
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
How about “Kelly’s a Great Gal Ale”?
by hullnoates on Apr 24, 2009 11:38 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
The man knows how to hit
again and again and again and again
How about: “Hit parade”
I feel unclean. It's a shame so deep it can only be erased by the ravages of time and the constant abuse of hard liquor. I rooted on the Red Wings and I am now less of a man for it.
St. Louis Game Time
We Got Our Own Beer, Dammit!
by Poor College Student on Apr 24, 2009 1:50 PM CDT reply actions
By the way
Did you know the local homebrewing club is called the St. Louis Brews?
I feel unclean. It's a shame so deep it can only be erased by the ravages of time and the constant abuse of hard liquor. I rooted on the Red Wings and I am now less of a man for it.
Hmmm....if it was a Dopplebock we could call it "42 Intimidator"
….if there isn’t already a dopplebock called Intimidator.
That Jefferson County statement was rough
but funnier than shit.
BTW my 2 cents:
RFJ is right… but Backes Brew aint too bad either
After 5 No-Dozes I feel great.. only except that i can hear my ears.. and I believe that toenails are the funniest thing I have ever seen.
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Bobbies
Another alcohol related question: Is Bob Plagers
bar/Lounge worth visiting?
Hey Hey
JeffCo isn’t the meth capital of the area
It’s Franklin Co
Yes I live in JeffCo, but only about 1/2 mile
Maybe...
…but Jefferson county is the “spiritual” meth capital of the area.
by Rich of GASL on Apr 25, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Personally . . .
I’d put in a vote for Montgomery (IL) County.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

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