Saturday Links

by Poor College Student on Apr 25, 2009 6:00 AM CDT

Blues/Rivermen News:

It's a slow news day in Blues land. Norm Sanders talks with John Davidson about the season, the powerplay playoff performance (say that 5 times fast), and things to come.
Our Peoria Rivermen gotta win the next two or it's all over.
Go to the game in Peoria tonight (7 PM start time) and get a free quarter pounder. Sweet.

NHL News:

Puck Daddy discusses John Tortoiseorella being an angry elf and tossing a water bottle at the Verizon Center. Sounds like there was spilled beer involved. In that case, all bets are off.
Ass To Mouth (OK OK...Abel to Yzerman...and no, I'm not posting their god-forsaken blog as a link) attempts to eulogize the BJs on Puck Daddy and ends up being ripped by his own Wings brethren in the comments.
Patrick Roy speaks his mind on the Carey Price mockery of the crowd.
Those Philadelphia Flyers sure do know how to draft tough guys.
Caps forced a game 6 with a 4-0 win last night.
Philly's on the brink of elimination with Pittsburgh, San Jose's on the brink with Anaheim, Calgary and Chicago are tied at 2 wins apiece. That's tonight's slate.
"Gee, Mom, when I grow up, I wanna play in the NHL and get nominated for the Lady Byng trophy! I also want to be a bitch and play for Detroit." -3 year old Pavel Datsyuk

Other Stuff:

The purpose of this link is to not open up a can of worms with regards to politics or network affiliations. The purpose is to illustrate that you can find sex tips in the strangest of places. (Thanks, Hildy...you perv, you)
DanGNR must've googled "Detroit Underwear" to find this one. From the "Strange but true" file, it's Tales of the Bra.
Eat your heart out, computer perverts. It's the Humping USB Device!
This guy didn't have his "A" game at the wedding reception.
God, I love The Onion. (See what I did there?)

Video:

All this talk about beer brings to mind a personal favorite clip of mine featuring Bruins fan Denis Leary

Remember, it's gametimelinks (at) gmail.com if you've found something funny/insightful/derogatory to Detroit

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When Detroit gets bounced out of the playoffs...

I want Answer Man to write the eulogy.

by JGB on Apr 25, 2009 7:29 AM CDT reply actions

or Chicago

Holy crap that would be awesome

Hatred Walking

by Doc Whiskey on Apr 25, 2009 8:05 AM CDT up reply actions

I think it would be extremely fair.

Especially after the pleasantries directed at us during the season.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Apr 25, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions

Over at From The Rink . . .

Mirtle posted the video clip of Ovie’s goal from last night.

If you didn’t see it . . . it was fucking insane and insanely beautiful.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 25, 2009 2:06 PM CDT reply actions

If you gave him ritilan he couldn't play.

That being said, he’s absolutely amazing. I love it when the Caps come to town, because win or lose, everyone gets a good show. He’s absolutely unreal.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Apr 25, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions

when i clicked the sex link from Hildy

i saw it was a fox news story and before the thing loaded i was already cracking up

You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off

by RFJCC on Apr 25, 2009 4:15 PM CDT reply actions

Unexpected, no?

I sub to their news feed on iGoogle and her stuff pops up once in a while… she is, by far, the greatest thing that network has put out since Shep Smith and his random profanity spewing breakdowns.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Apr 25, 2009 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions