On The Tarmac: Blues One Act Theater
by gallagher on Apr 3, 2009 3:00 PM CDT
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PrintAs the Blues wait for their charter flight to be ready Thursday night, they start to egg each other on.
C'mon, Iceberg, just do it.
C'mon. Do it.
I don'ts knowing. Maybe not cools?
Do it, man. Everyone thinks you should. Right Walt?
Leave me out of it, flaired hair.
OK, Gramps.
Yo, Backs! What up, Connect Four! Tell TechnoViking he should use the Swedish.
Meatballs. Do it.
Fines. But only because it's big Backs with the big games.
[Ringtone: The Lemonheads, Big Gay Heart.]
Hallo, anfalla Kung de Hockeyslummen.
God dag, jog er sett for Kungen av Shittown?
Vad den fuck?
He is not happies.
Dude. Ask for TechnoViking.
Ar TechnoViking dar?
Vanta en for minut.
(eyebrow raise)
Genius! Keep going! Hey, Forty Dub, it's working!
IKEA, you keep going.
(nodding, laughing) You go Backs.
You mean 'gots it Blacks'.
NO! No, no. He means, 'You got it Backs'.
You got what backs?
Jesus.
Leave us?
Perron!
Sorry Blacks.
No. Not at all. Not even close.
Hallo? Hallo?
Hallo? Is this... is this...
Do it. Put it on speakerphone.
[speakerphone activated] ...Is this Frankenstein's Monster?
Momma! How are you? Did you see my goal tonight? How is Poppa? Are his open wounds healing?
Um. They are healing poorly.
Again? Do they still itch and have the bugs?
Of course they do. Can we talk to the King of Shittown now?
Ja!
(shaking head)
Go for Teeth!
Hallo horseface, how's your game?
Poppa? Poppa's man-friend? Who is this?
Poppa's man-servant? Who is this?
(shrugs)
Fix it, Swede.
I'm looking for the rookie, Horse-face.
Oh! OK, Poppa! Say hallo to the man-servant boyfriends for me!
Hallo? Vem em han dar?
Hi, Dumbass! It's your father! I heard you were minus-4 tonight.
Yes, sir, it's true. But I just can't help it. I play on a great team, I have lots of Swedish teammates. I should be able to do well and have fun, but....
But what, dicks for brains?
Well, it's just... it's just true what they say...
What's that, son?
It's just that it's true...
"DETROIT SUCKS!"
Wha?
Fan ta Detroit, dummy! [Click]
Shit. Nicklas! It happened again....
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That was priceless
The first reaction made me LOL.
"Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept." - Doug Larson
I don't know if you could call it the best one ever
but I did like the reaction shots. Steen’s is the best.
www.stlouisgametime.com
Hands down, best one yet.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
You need to put a drink warning in top of this post
I just sprayed Fanta through my nose all over a perfectly good keyboard and monitor.
One Act Theater is Easily My Favorite Feature
These are always incredible. Great job youz guyz
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I love Heartbreak Ridge
but I’m thinking that you didn’t mean to use the Italian version. Maybe this one would be better?
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
LOL
Oh, it was !!!! I wasn’t sure if it was intentional, though….
Shoulda known better …
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
BRAVO!
"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown
“Vad den fuck?” got me snickering.
“(raises eyebrow)” got me pissing my pants.
But the reaction shot — that just destroyed me. Well done.
Lighthouse Hockey: SBN's New York Islanders blog with hip issues.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Beautiful stuff.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
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