Third Installment of "Loaded Questions Game"

It appears this "Loaded Questions" thing may have gained some traction. As such, this is the third test installment of it.

Here's what else we learned after the second round:

RFJCC claims to have two penises (if he had five, his pants would fit like a glove) and cannot be called "Jennings" until you meet him; Rich of GASL would use telepathy to remove clothing, but NOT on Mrs. Hinote - he would also like the ability to have a 30 second undo button; DontToewsMeBro wants whatever powers Timmy, Jr. has; averagejoe can’t decide on just one; One of Carnie’s personalities wants the ability to alter time - another personality wants to torch people with fire from her hands; hildymac wants to dramatically increase all of our auto insurance premiums just so she can get to Arby’s for lunch (side note: this started an interesting conversation about the ability to spawn your own fast food and/or bacon, thereby eliminating the need to drive anywhere - call me crazy, but I’m not a fan of consuming anything my body might produce!); Dooks maintains invisibility is best, but wants the ability to teleport to any room containing naked women; B. doesn’t presently have enough metachloreans to be a Jedi, but might consider becoming Wolverine instead; cold wants to solve our problems on the blueline by harnessing Chopper’s one-timing ability; DK has a man-crush on the almighty Backes; luvhockey and I think becoming anyone or anything other than ourselves is pretty cool; Angst vorm Nichts wants to divide and conquer (literally), and like most pagans, Pagan wants to live forever.

The new question is one of those that college professors tell you will be the "stress question" during job interviews (but never is):

"If you could be any animal, what would it be?"

Sample answer: "The SLGT Invisible Man" might say, "I would be an owl because an owl has excellent vision and could sit outside of a woman’s window unnoticed and watch her parade around naked."