Here's the deal, the folks at YMCA Camp Lakewood are telling me that I need to come up with a counselor nickname by the end of the month. Now for those who don't know, the counselor nicknames are very important at Camp Lakewood. Campers are not allowed to know their counselors real name and if they find out, they get to throw their counselor in the lake(Notice: I can't swim very well). Sadly most of my ideas are either stupid (such as my CC nickname 'Sweet-tooth'), already used (some asshat already took Zamboni) or totally inappropriate for a YMCA camp(such as 'Sham-wow' or my friends suggestion 'Nocturnal Fellatio'). Thus in desperation I have turned to you my fellow Game Timers for a quality nickname. The rules are simple...

1. Come up with a creative/hilarious/not retarded nickname
2. Submit it in the comments
3. I will choose my favorites and put them up for a blog-wide vote
4. The name with the most votes wins and will be my name for an entire summer

Now since I am in college and therefore broke, the prize for winning isnt great. In fact the current prize is only glory because I can't come up with a better prize than just mailing the winner an autographed picture.(It could become valuable someday when I do something REALLY stupid) Please help me out, I don't want to be one of those counselors with a gay-ass name like 'sparkles' or 'sneaky pete'