Unofficial Game Time Contest-Give RFJCC a Name

by RFJCC on Apr 5, 2009 2:04 PM CDT

Here's the deal, the folks at YMCA Camp Lakewood are telling me that I need to come up with a counselor nickname by the end of the month. Now for those who don't know, the counselor nicknames are very important at Camp Lakewood. Campers are not allowed to know their counselors real name and if they find out, they get to throw their counselor in the lake(Notice: I can't swim very well). Sadly most of my ideas are either stupid (such as my CC nickname 'Sweet-tooth'), already used (some asshat already took Zamboni) or totally inappropriate for a YMCA camp(such as 'Sham-wow' or my friends suggestion 'Nocturnal Fellatio'). Thus in desperation I have turned to you my fellow Game Timers for a quality nickname. The rules are simple...

Come up with a creative/hilarious/not retarded nickname
Submit it in the comments
I will choose my favorites and put them up for a blog-wide vote
The name with the most votes wins and will be my name for an entire summer

Now since I am in college and therefore broke, the prize for winning isnt great. In fact the current prize is only glory because I can't come up with a better prize than just mailing the winner an autographed picture.(It could become valuable someday when I do something REALLY stupid) Please help me out, I don't want to be one of those counselors with a gay-ass name like 'sparkles' or 'sneaky pete'

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Oh, come on . . . this is easy!

“Banhammer”.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 5, 2009 2:09 PM CDT reply actions

Contest = Over.

by Washoo on Apr 5, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions

/contest

by spectr17 on Apr 5, 2009 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions

i remember

back in the days when i went to Camp Lakewood, i had a counselor named Dookie. Have no idea why he chose that name but we constantly made fun of him.

I always like nicknaming people the walrus, just makes me laugh every time. Especially, Rick Majerus, the SLU basketball coach. Just so appropriate.

Banhammer is tough to beat.

"Statistics mean nothing to the individual"
"You are what you eat and you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy"

by jacksonian on Apr 5, 2009 2:14 PM CDT reply actions

well, no making fun of me then

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 5, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions

I have a friend with a great rule for random nicknames:

Use two syllable state or food names. They always sound good, even if they have no real reason for being a given nickname.

“What up, Utah?”

“Hey, Tacos.”

“Have you guys seen Texas lately?”

“Party of two for Chicken. Chicken, party of two.”

Plus, if any of the kids are like, ‘do they call you Burgers because you really like hamburgers?’ you get to tell them no. Adds another layer of strange.

SWYD

by gallagher on Apr 5, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions

You mean like Cheezy?

by luvhockey on Apr 5, 2009 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions

works.

SWYD

by gallagher on Apr 5, 2009 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions

Mike Oxbig?

Seriously, though, Banhammer is great, only because %#&(*@!) is unpronounceable.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 5, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions

Banhammer is solid. I like sailormouth though.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige

by Dan. on Apr 5, 2009 2:59 PM CDT reply actions

nah, that’d be Carnie

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 5, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions

Rando

You’ll notice in SuperTroopers, there’s an Officer Rando. The guys that made the movie coined that to refer to “some random dude”.

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Apr 5, 2009 3:27 PM CDT reply actions

that's obscure enough

seems like a good nick.

SWYD

by gallagher on Apr 5, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions

I like banhammer but it's kinda long.

Then I was thinking maybe shorten/combine to bammer. But that may not go over to well. Maybe just HAMMER.
FROGwould be good for down there. They’re so loud at night you have to yell to be heard.
Then of course it could represent your personality here; how about SCRAMBLED?

by luvhockey on Apr 5, 2009 4:35 PM CDT reply actions

how is my personality scrambled?

You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off

by RFJCC on Apr 5, 2009 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions

I also like BANHAMMER

or Spam lol

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Apr 5, 2009 4:43 PM CDT reply actions

Meatspin?

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Apr 5, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions

LMFAO

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Apr 5, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions

Firestarter

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 5, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions

I AM THE FIRESTARTER!

TWISTED FIRESTARTER! (ARTER! Arter! arter! arter!)

HEY! HEY! HEY!

Prodigy. The ultimate awesome of the ’90’s. Aside from 311.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 5, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions

I saw 311 in LA during the 90s.

Being in the military at the time, I abstained from the incredible number of joints being passed around. My buddy did not. I believe that he is still high.

SWYD

by gallagher on Apr 7, 2009 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions