Michigan Can Never Win

by Carnie on Apr 6, 2009 10:36 PM CDT

Michigan (as a state) can never win can they?

The red wings don't count because they are a bunch of tools in a tool bag.

But seriously, even now as I type Michigan State basketball is getting anal raped by fine tooth comb with forks on fire neatly attached to each tooth of the comb. Make that a steel comb as well.

RIIIIIIIIIIIPP!!!!!!!!!

Think of all the teams in poor ol' Michigan that never fucking win (Red wings still don't count for said reason).

Oh wait thats right, you guys won;t give a shit about this because you all live not in Michigan. Am I the only one....

WAIT that one guy says he lives in lansing he should care unless he doesn't care then therefore he won't give a shit either and it's like he doesn't live here any way.

It's saturday right? Everywhere it says it's monday but no it;s fucking saturday it's FUCKING SATURDAY!!!!!!!!! So none of the schedules are correct and I'm so fucking confused because every where is like 5 days ahead.

Is this where I file someplaiunys

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are you drunk again???

You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off

by RFJCC on Apr 6, 2009 11:20 PM CDT reply actions

I'd give you 5/2 odds.

definitely.

by JohnMatuszakloveschunk on Apr 6, 2009 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions

Geez, Christine.

Don’t go off on a tangent or anything.

And you’re right, Michigan can never win. Especially football when Juice Williams is involved. Or basketball when Mike Tisdale decides that he’s just going to shoot over everyone.

But Sparty. Yeah. They just got themselves run over by a bunch of tarred jerkweasels.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 6, 2009 11:54 PM CDT reply actions

JUUUUUUUUICE!

Fuck Detroit

by Poor College Student on Apr 7, 2009 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions

I think the most apathetic I've ever been about sports

was when I went to Ann Arbor with a friend from college to see the Michigan/State football game. All I remember is being drunk and hearing people shout “GO [insert team color here]!” Michigan kind of blows.

by Busch Ice on Apr 7, 2009 7:52 AM CDT reply actions