Fourth Installment of "Load Quest"
"i vote for round four" by DontToewsMeBro on Apr 7, 2009 6:46 AM CDT
Blame DTMB, folks, not me.
But first, what we know from round three: luvhockey luvs birds; hildy’s fond of her pussy - Dooks is, too; DK prefers Irish doggy style; RFJCC wants to piss off Mr. Ranger from the air (Hey, Hey Boo Boo, let’s get in formation and go get us some pick-uh-nic baskets); PCS comes up legendary with the Piasa Bird (spurring many trips down memory lane and a spirited debate on the true location of the "original" mural); Carnage digs a penguin-poppin’ Shamu; B. wants to be a polar bear (likely living anywhere than the St. Louis Zoo); the jacksoinian goes prehistoric with a Pterodactyl; and DontToewsMeBro would hump you all as a sex panther.
Gotta split quick, so #4 is a bit goofy (but classic) in two parts. Time is short, life is hard, here’s your 4th question(s), nards:
Ladies: Fred or Barney?
Gentlemen: Wilma or Betty?
Ladies: Gilligan, Skipper, Professor, or Mr. Howell?
Gentlemen: Ginger, Mary Ann, or Mrs. Howell?
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wilma and betty at the same time. if i had to choose one tho, i would peg the one who puts up less of a fight ;)
"You got Osh'd!"
"When you run from the police, you only go to jail tired"
I don't remember where the quote is from
But I know I’ve heard “Ginger was a bimbo.” someplace. I’d say that’s probably a good direction to go in.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
OMG?!?!?!?
WTF HAPPENED TO MY PICTURE?
"You got Osh'd!"
"When you run from the police, you only go to jail tired"
by DontToewsMeBro on Apr 7, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Easy.
Betty and Mary Ann. I’ve always had a thing for petite brunettes and girls next door. Not so much for the fire bush.
by Angst vorm Nichts on Apr 7, 2009 6:24 PM CDT reply actions
wilma, only to get at fred’s fruity pebbles, and ive never watched an episode of G.I. in my life
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Wilma, because I've always had a thing for redheads...
…that being said, Mary Ann over Ginger, because of the petite brunettes/girls-next-door thing.
And Samantha Stevens over Jeannie. Had to throw that one in there; I had a crush on Elizabeth Montgomery like you would not believe when I was a kid
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
For me
Wilma, petite, brunette and not nearly as ‘tarded as Betty.* On that same notion I’d take Mary Ann over Ginger as well.
*If we were talking Betty from the Archies…definitely Betty. Smart, attractive, and super cool compared to the complete bitch that was “Veronica.”
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
Heh.
Betty probably had to handle a lot of shit from Barney, so I’m going with Betty since she’d be more likely to want to get the hell out. Or something. I’m easy to entertain, I guess.
And Gilligan’s Isle was dead by the time I was born, and I didn’t get the chance to watch many of the reruns. So I’ll go with the one that passes the eye test quicker . . . for me, that would be Ginger.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
I'll be the first of the females to chime in
Barney, I don’t like really tall guys. Fred just kind of annoyed me.
Professer, smart and he had a dry sense of humor that would work it’s way out of all that seriousness.
theres this guy at my work...
who looks just like fred, and when he laughs, he goes “TAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEE” it makes me want to burn the place down.
"You got Osh'd!"
"When you run from the police, you only go to jail tired"
by DontToewsMeBro on Apr 7, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I kinda look like Barney and I’m bookish like the professor, so I guess you’ll have to knock off my gal. Good thing for her you live in Hotlanta.
"Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept." - Doug Larson
Wait, that's not you
I guess she’s in trouble then.
"Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept." - Doug Larson
Just to clear things up ...
That was not meant as a murder for hire solicitation. I love my gal and I don’t want to be getting conjugal visits from David Frost.
"Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept." - Doug Larson
Uhhh I know what each show is but I never really watched either of them so….
“I’d fuck every single one of them in a huge orgie” would be my answer if I had to answer, in which case I do so therefore it’s my answer.
side note: aww you refered to me as “Carnage” I’m touched =D
FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS
"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
Hmm...
Gonna have to go with Barney because he meant well – Fred and the blowhard roughness would probably get old after 2 days. He could be an ass.
Hmm… probably the Prof. Skipper & Mr. Howell were waaay too old, and Gilligan just isn’t attractive at all, and he might be mildly mentally retarded – there could be laws against that (in MO. Probably not in Georgia). The Prof was sexy, brilliant, and had a solution for everything. Except apparently how the hell to build a boat, but I’d overlook that.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Wilma – only because Betty is probably tore as wide as the Grand Canyon after having that little monster Bam Bam come out. I’d really prefer the grown up Pebbles.
Mary Ann – only because Ginger is probably tore as wide as the Grand Canyon after having every producer in Hollywood.
For the record, I wouldn’t touch Jane Jetson or Judy, only because George seems like the kind of guy that would kill his whole family and then put the shotgun in his own mouth at the slightest provocation.
"Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept." - Doug Larson
If we're talkin' cartoon hotties...
..then Erin Esurance rules all.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Apr 8, 2009 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
She’s cool.
But why do the real life customers who get “cartoonized” always end up looking like slim hipsters with goaties? In real life, they’re kinda pudgy. What’s wrong with pudgy? eSurance has it in for fat guys.
"Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept." - Doug Larson
i will have to echo the sentiments of my fellow ladies on the site. i would have to go with barney because the abusive loud-mouth is not my type. as for gilligan’s island, i would go with the professor. definitely sexy even thought he could build a radio out of coconuts but not fix a hole in a boat.
forget cartoons and shows that ended their run in the 1960’s, i think a later round of this game should be:
gentlemen: tasha yar, dr. crusher, or lt. troi
ladies: capt. picard, commander riker, lt. data, lt. worf, or ensign wesley crusher
(yes, i am a geek and i’m ok with that)
ladies: capt. picard, commander riker, lt. data, lt. worf, or ensign wesley crusher
Something is just wrong about listing picard with the others there…
I took it to mean Picard outsexys all of the rest without even trying. Bald, powerful, British accent – how do you top that?
"Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept." - Doug Larson
He was a guest playing himself on Ricky Gervais’ BBC show “Extras.” He kept pitching a script where he had telekinetic powers like Professor X but he only used them to make woman’s clothes fly off. The whole thing was made of win.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M
"Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept." - Doug Larson
one of my favorite Family Guy moments deals with Patrick Stewart’s voice.
skip to 0:30
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
Dr. Crusher – hands down winner. She knows her anatomy.
But you have to know Next Generation is the wrong Trek for most sexy-crazed geeks. It doesn’t have Seven of Nine.
"Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept." - Doug Larson
Dr. Crusher, hands down...
Redheads… mmmmm…
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Apr 9, 2009 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions

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