You Write The Comedy - Victory Wednesday Edition

by Brad Lee on Apr 8, 2009 2:00 PM CDT

Ok everybody, exhale for a day. Get ready to get your Red Wings gear on for Thursday night (more on that Thursday). Time to celebrate with a You Write The Comedy.

BJ Crombeen (you think they call him Toofy?) and Brad "The Rifleman" Winchester had big nights for the Blues Tuesday night in Phoenix. Here they are on the bench letting it sink in, probably mentioning for the 1,000th time how lucky they are to be out of Dallas. What the hell else could they be talking about? Let us know down below in the comments.

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BJ: Yes Yes YES!! Now slap me with the roster, I’ve been a bad boy.

You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off

by RFJCC on Apr 8, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions

Crombeen: Hey, ahhhhh, heya coach!!! Can I sit next to TJ now??!!

Winchester: Screw that, Beener. I’ve already got dibs on Furnace Face.

McClement: Man, I can’t get wait to get home and check out the St. Louis Blues Fan Map!!

I know, I know, I suck at these things…

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

by HuntsvilleBlues on Apr 8, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions

Get ready to get your Red Wings gear on for Thursday night

WTF are you thinking?!?

I’m not rooting FOR the Tools at the Toolbag, but AGAINST Hanson’s Pervs.

Wear your Blues gear, damn it!

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 8, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions

BJ: Lemmie get my left hand on the back of my head and I’ll show you how Lidstrom drinks Gatorade.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 8, 2009 3:02 PM CDT reply actions

Ahhhhh crap!

I have a dentist appointment next week. Guess I have to cancel now.

www.stlouisgametime.com

by Brad Lee on Apr 8, 2009 3:05 PM CDT reply actions

Winchester: Damn I KNEW I should have stayed away from the scallops

BJ: CHRIST, did a cow shit in here?

McClement: Seriously dude, it’s called Beano

Baltimore Blast - 5-time MISL champions, ready to make it 6 on 4/11
Let's go Blues!

by UIWWildthing on Apr 8, 2009 3:10 PM CDT reply actions

LOL

by tlg80 on Apr 9, 2009 1:25 AM CDT up reply actions

I'd make a smart-ass comment about him wearing his helmet...

… but considering the night that he had last night, I shall abstain.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Apr 8, 2009 3:11 PM CDT reply actions

Satisfaction:

When the guy next to you inhales the gas that passed through your ass.

I am a Free Canadian
Real Eyes Realize Real Lies

by Temujin on Apr 8, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions

BJ looks like Simple Jack

by averagejoe on Apr 8, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions

OOW OWW POPCORN HUSK!!! POPCORN HUSK!!!

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Apr 8, 2009 3:50 PM CDT reply actions

BJ: You dirty rat!

Winchester: I am amused by Crombeen’s Cagney impersonation.

McClement: Not a bit like Cagney.

(1000 extra bonus points to anyone who gets the movie reference.)

by Rich of GASL on Apr 8, 2009 3:51 PM CDT reply actions

Is this it?

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Apr 8, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions

1000 points to Milo!

by Rich of GASL on Apr 8, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions

The Bean got some love today on HNIC radio

Kelly Hrudey and PJ Stock were talking about how Dallas F’ed up by letting the Bean go to the Blues and how the Dallas players knew management had let go an “up and comer”.

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Chim Chim, one of the alpha apes, demonstrates his virility with a gutteral howl.

by spectr17 on Apr 8, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions

Beener: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPP!!!!!
Winch: awesome!
Silent Jay: disgusting!

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Apr 8, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions

And what do you think of the Blues this week?

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot

by spectr17 on Apr 8, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions

The likeness is completely uncanny.

Just.. eerie.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Apr 8, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions

Oh boy . . .

Beej: /looks at videotron
/sees Wilford Brimley PSA talking about Diabeetus
(GAAAASPCHORTLE)

Cathedral: AAAAHAHAHA! That gets you every time, don’t it?

Silent Jay: You douchebags are fucking strange.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Apr 8, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions

BJ: If I put the crazy face on, I kind of look like Ovechkin. Ok, fine. Ovechkin’s brother.

Winchester: His brother who rides the short bus.

www.stlouisgametime.com

by Brad Lee on Apr 8, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions

He does look like the Great8

in that pic

by spectr17 on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions

Crombeen: FRANK AND BEANS!
Winchester: Man, that’s dead on!
Jay: Hey Brad, is that hair gel on your glove?

Fuck and Detroit go together like Peanut Butter and Jelly. Only Peanut Butter and Jelly are good and Detroit is the very proof that God, Allah, and Buddha all have a sense of humor, after all. Good joke, guys.

by ISuckatLife on Apr 8, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions