Project Mayhem: Wing It In Motown
Does downtown Detroit actually look like that?
Think of it as a one-way field trip behind enemy lines for one night. It's kind of an Andy Kaufman kind of thing if you know what I mean.
Here is your mission if you choose to accept it: Go to Winging It In Motown. Fill up the damn comments on their GDT. Be totally positive for the Wings over the Predators. Remember their community guidelines: NO SWEARING. Be courteous. Be funny. No meatspins. No takeovers. No terrorism. Don't even talk about the Blues. It will blow their minds. Then feel free to come back here and return to your swarthy sailor ways and we'll get jacked up for Friday's home game.
I will be there. Don't let me go alone. But if you do go, follow the guidelines. With the commenting history over there, it could be all Blues fans on a Detroit blog.
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I’ll have to change my sig…but I should make it
Fuck Detroit
by Poor College Student on Apr 9, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions
No... swearing?
I mean, I can do it since I do it every day that I’m at work around the kids (and you have no idea the effort that goes into that). But really. Wow.
I might stop in after the Thrashers game – the Wings/Preds game starts at 7:30 my time, right? It should still be going on when I make it home.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
*whoops*
I kinda forgot that was down there. Maybe I should change it before I come over if I stop by, eh?
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Actually
It might be funnier if you left it. It’s Paul McCartney’s quote, not yours.
www.stlouisgametime.com
I can just pass it off...
… like I’m a huge McCartney fan. Which I am.
Out of all the smart-ass things the Beatles have said, why not have that one as a sig?
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Just listened to “Hey Jude”. Gooo-oo-oood song. Naaa-nana-nanananaaaa….
…just felt an urge to share that….
by Marcus E Pettersson on Apr 9, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I went to Liverpool last summer.
Just felt the urge to share that.
by oic on Apr 9, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I already posted over there
I’m going with the overly polite you’ve-got-to-know-I’m-being-facetious approach.
"Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept." - Doug Larson
HaHa.
Ya, I just couldn’t bring myself to say “I want Detroit wins” or “Go Detroit” or anything like that. I think my head would have exploded. So I just said I hoped Nashville loses.
I am trying, it’s just sooooo hard. ;)
by DenverCardsFan on Apr 9, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Question
Should we invite the Pred’s douchenozzle fans to come over to Winging It as well?
That would REALLY be mayhem.
"Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept." - Doug Larson
Forgiveness For Our Sins
Immediately following the end of the game tonight, I will be sending up a prayer to Our Father Who Are In Heaven, asking Him to please forgive all of our damned souls for the sin which we are about to commit tonight: Rooting for the Detroit Red Wings.
Those of you that are okay with me offering up this prayer later tonight, just respond with a hearty AMEN.
i thought that was the same thing?
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
I plan to see my priest tomorrow:
“Forgive me father, for I have – Hey! That’s not my five hole.”
"Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept." - Doug Larson
when the game is over and everyone has left...
then can i destroy them??
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
We usually don’t tell anyone what to do around here, but I gave some wishes up above.
www.stlouisgametime.com
I'm having trouble controlling myself over there, B-Rad
Do I need to reign it in a little?
"Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept." - Doug Larson
This is absolutely killing me.
I have to get my #$%^&*( taxes done.
But its hard with the Cards game on, Wings/Preds game tonight, fatasy hockey team, fantasy baseball. Oh and a job. And a family.
I really need to get my priorities in order here……
This is where it's nice
to be in college still. Those things you named pretty much encompass my day minus the whole family thing.
It helps to have a girlfriend who loves Backes and Oshie, too.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
Ya--I'm lucky too.
I married a good Kirkwood, MO, girl who loves the Blues and the Cards. So I get a little bit of slack…..
by DenverCardsFan on Apr 9, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
oh no
you married a Kirkwood girl? Speaking as a woody and graduate of Kirkwood High Shcool, that can sometimes turn out to be quite a handful
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
You guys know Franklin McCallie?
I didn’t go to KHS, but I’d have loved to have had that hippie for a principal. He’s like the Pete Seeger of education.
Proud Red Wings supporter since 12:25 p.m. April 9, 2009. - Offer expires 4/10/2009
he is fucking awesome
we used to skip our seventh our class once a month and go talk with him since he lives right next door to KHS.
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Aaarrrrggghhhh!!!!
Will this game hurry up and start and then get over with.
Proud Red Wings supporter since 12:25 p.m. April 9, 2009. - Offer expires 4/10/2009
I just committed a sin...
I followed the link over to the SB page for the team we want to win…
and I read all the comments on their game day thread.
granted, I took “some” comfort in realizing that 100% of the comments were from my friends over here on SLGT, but I still feel ashamed and just …. awful…
I just can’t do it guys….I just can’t….
scurying off to my corner shaking****
Maybe if we slipped you a Detroit rape drug.
Proud Red Wings supporter since 12:25 p.m. April 9, 2009. - Offer expires 4/10/2009
Amazing what using the tools at hand does...
Sorry guys…I will see if I can delete the original post…ughh…that is one long ass url.
hahaha
Nice plan Brad. What happened to being the Libya of SBN Hockey?
I don’t think I’ve ever tried to send my commenters somewhere where they couldn’t swear. I hope no one drops dead of an aneurysm.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
We still house the terrorists
But we have deniability when they leave our borders.
www.stlouisgametime.com
Looks like you thought this one out clearly!
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
by PPP on Apr 9, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
OH.
And your bullshit poll about adopting a Western Conference team should be a one team poll. Our sites were seperated at birth.
www.stlouisgametime.com
haha
Talk to Chemmy. He’s got his heart set on the Blue Jackets.
Our sites were seperated at birth.
No kidding.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
by PPP on Apr 9, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Talk to Chemmy. He’s got his heart set on the Blue Jackets.
Chemmy has sniffed too much glue.
Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.
and why the fuck is columbus winning that poll??
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Columbus has a lot of local guys on their team that the Leafs did not trade away (Boyes, Carlo, Steen).
If the Blues do well we’ll never hear the end of it from the Toronto mittenstringers.
Of course, we’re not actively rooting against your elimination like we are for basically the rest of the Western Conference.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
by PPP on Apr 9, 2009 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
i just can’t believe you would support a team with the worst mascot ever
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
You don’t like that mosquito?
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
by PPP on Apr 9, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, considering ours is a polar bear I don’t know if I should be throwing any rocks.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
by PPP on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Why are we not hijacking that poll this instant?
Proud Red Wings supporter since 12:25 p.m. April 9, 2009. - Offer expires 4/10/2009
HAHAHA
Our sites are separated at birth.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
by PPP on Apr 9, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
You don’t like that mosquito?
ROTFLMMFAO…
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Apr 9, 2009 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Im still here
and if were lybia then youre pakistan
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
Yeah
We’re a bit more stealthy with our terrorism of other sites.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
by PPP on Apr 9, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Libya
Three cheers for Gee Dubya and “No Child Left Behind.”
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Apr 9, 2009 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't do it guys......
I just can’t…..Yeah I want nashville to lose tonight but……….this is just wrong dudes
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
make an alias
i did, of course i had to since my profile is banned over there
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
I just can't......
it’d be like telling Osama the launch codes
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
And they are so damn lame
with their no swearing rules. What do they think this is? The damn uhl or something?
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
I can hope the Wings win tonight, but I’ll be DAMNED if I have be around a biunch of Wings fans. It’s bad enough last night I was at Oriole Park surrounded by Yankee fans
Baltimore Blast - 5-time MISL champions, ready to make it 6 on 4/11
Let's go Blues!
Thank you....
can we have a thread on here for those of us who won’t betray our hatred even for one night
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
I won’t make it to Winging it in ShitCity, but I’ll sure as hell read all the comments tomorrow.
I won’t ever cheer for the Wings to win, but I have no problems cheering against Nashville.
by Marcus E Pettersson on Apr 9, 2009 4:42 PM CDT reply actions
I have no problems cheering against Nashville
That’s what I did.
Of course, I’m still kinda sweet on Christy, so I’m not gonna make too big an obnoxious ass of myself over there… :)
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://www.tomorrowsblues.net
by Tomorrows Blues on Apr 9, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions
This cracked me up from many of our new people
Funny that he/she hasn’t posted in this thread yet but did over there.
“Go for the win tonight, go Wings!
Then, if the wins stop after tonight, that would be okay too.”
I laughed out loud...
Seriously….my wife asked me what was so funny…
I couldn’t explain it…I just couldn’t…
You folks have fun over there.
Count me out. NEVER joining their place.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
You can unjoin after tonight.
That’s what I’m doing.
by oic on Apr 9, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Not in my DNA.
I’m the stubborn jackass who says he absolutely will/won’t do something then absolutely, positively, doesn’t break that promise.
Never joining WiiM. Or any Detroit/Chicago hockey sites.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
There's a thread here
for anyone who wants has to follow the game but doesn’t want to be Wing-friendly.
Saw it.
Will go there after dinner.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Pagan!!
You are getting carried away! ugh! lol
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on Apr 9, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions

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