It's Finally Friday so let's click some stuff
by averagejoe on May 1, 2009 6:00 AM CDT
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PrintIt's Friday. I'm looking forward to this weekend, I'll be drowning my sorrows in a pitcher (or 10) after having to drop some coin to fix my car. Fuck Detroit and its shitty cars. Who knew water was bad? Anyway, let's get to the links.
Blues news
- In case you missed it: The PD's Jeremy Rutherford chatted yesterday. Despite about seven repeated questions, I did learn a few things.
- Wondering how the World Classic Five are doing? Mason and Polak, not so bad.
- A member of the Riverman gets called up for the NHL playoffs. Wait, what?
Hockey news
- The Canucks stay undefeated in the playoffs after beating the Blackhwaks. Whatever.
- Tomorrow? Wings vs. Ducks and the Bruins vs. the Hurricanes.
- Speaking of the 'Canes, comedian Bill Burr makes fun of their fans by comparing them to Nashville.
- Jagr says that if he comes back, he'd like to play with the Oil. Why?
- Richard Zednik is bailing on the NHL and the Panthers.
- Hey speaking of Zednik, he was just nominated for the Masterton award for dedication to hockey.
- Tortorella has some damage control.
- Roberto Luonogo is not god?
Other links
- RFJCC checks in with a safe for work link. (By the way dude, thanks for sending meatspin to the links address. I'm lucky it was clearly labeled.). Anyway, after teabaggin the taxes on April 15, here are some other protests to look forward to. (This is not a political endorsement, these are just funny).
- David (no screenname given) doesn't think too highly about Matt Vasgersian: "The guy is a bitch."
- It's no longer swine flu, it's influenza A (H1N1). Just rolls off the tongue, eh?
- Husband have a gambling problem? Call for help, not a bomb threat.
- Here's a tip, free of charge: If someone is giving away money, don't take it.
- I see no way this can go wrong.
Video
Since it's Friday, I got two videos for you guys. The first is just how badass hockey players are. The second, I think you'll all like the end. TO THE VIDEOS!
And now ... a word from Cleveland.
That'll do it for me. I'm gonna pass the mic to the Hockey Prof. After that? DJ Gallagher may spin some tunes. Then the weekend will come and Poor College Student will be the MC around these parts. Have a good weekend, all. Holla.
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I forgot my screenname?
Oh well, I’m David. Matt Vasgersian is still a bitch.
I am The One Who Shall Remain Avatar-less.
Watched 'Nucks/'Hawks last night...
and rooted for both teams to lose! (Didn’t work, though…)
"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra
Isn't tweeting while you're driving...
… causing YOU to drive like a moron too? I just can’t see how this breaks the cycle of duh.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
i had to put meatspin in there after i told you that none of them were meatspin
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
You really should see someone about your meatspin obsession.
Watching that stuff is going to give you dain bramage.
Let's go Blues!!!
i dont watch it
i just make other people watch it
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
the Cleveland video was the shit!
After hearing Tkachuk talk last week about he’d be more than willing to play a fourth-line center role, I think the situation becomes very interesting.
Tkachuk also said it would be an easy negotiation with the Blues. Some have hinted that he would take $2-$2.5 million to stick around another year.
hell yes! start writing up the contract
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
Nice tourism video, Cleveland.
I’ll be visiting your town in October. Bettah be ready, bitches!
And having been to Detroit before . . . yeah. Can’t be much worse.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
HAHAHA!
That part of the clip was all sorts of hilarious.
I’ll more than likely be in the suburbs, though. It’s for a wedding.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
regarding the luongo article
No excuses this time, and no bathroom breaks. The results will speak for themselves.
LMFOA no bathroom breaks. Seriously though if it was diarrhea that would have made for a enormous clusterfuck down there… shudder
Reminds me of one soccer game, like one of those BIG DEAL games where division 1 college coaches were scouting for top defenders. So here I am, an innocent lil defender, I have to mark this forward the entire game. So happens the forward had diarrhea and it was dripping down her legs. I can deal with piss, even blood, but the diarrhea was a little bit too much for me to deal with….. shudder shudder shake shake SEIZURE
Never forget Philo T. Farnsworth
"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
regarding the badass hockey players video
when I got elbowed in the face during a soccer game, my jaw was frozen open and my teeth split my lip open… I ran off the field screaming. Same for when a 200 pound girl fell on me during a game and my thumb and index finger did the splits on the ground…
Wow I feel like a wimp now.
Never forget Philo T. Farnsworth
"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
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