If THIS man and his team do not win an NBA title this season . . .

via www.theonion.com

. . . then it's quite obvious that: 1) the NBA is fixed (none of us would be shocked here). And/or 2) LeBron isn't as good as everyone thinks he is . . . which, to me is impossible. Sorry, Hildy, if you like the Hawks. That's just not going to happen, unfortunately (I'm almost certain you don't).

For the only time of my life, I root for Cleveland's success. It's not often you find a team leader in the NBA who is also a team player (Fuck you, Kobe Bryant - you fucking cocknail).