Tuesday Links

by averagejoe on May 12, 2009 6:00 AM CDT

Good morning, Game Time. You are looking well today. You get some sun? You look good. Now why don't you relax and not do work and check out some sweet ass links.*

*Links may not contain sweet ass.

Blues news

I'm stretching today since the Blues have gone into hiding. Here's some words about Dave Lowry's team -- that features Blues prospect Brett Sonne.
We're No. 10!

Hockey news

Gary Bettman has to be walking around like a smug prick toda ... wait that's everyday? Anyway, he got his wish: Caps vs. Pens, Game 7, after the Caps won in OT last night.
Pensburgh breaks down Game 6.
Seriously, this Caps/Pens series has been great.
In non-CrOvechkin news, the Blackhawks beat the Canucks to become the first team to advance to the conference finals. Congrats?
The Wings and Canes are going to try and wrap things up tonight. I say, more Game 7s!
Speaking of the Canes/Bruins game ... Scott Walker won't be suspended. Does anyone else think the NHL suspension policy is like the bailout episode of South Park where the kill a chicken?
Mike Modano is not retiring.
Rick Tocchet is a full-time head coach. Pete Rose weeps.
Your daily Coyotes reading. Odin says we should root for the league? Yuck.

Other things to click

Please ignore the shittyness of this site -- it's the content that counts. Carnie passes along hip hop songs gone old school. She seems to think RFJCC would like this.
This site is surprisingly save for work, but you might not want the url to show up in your browser.
Anyone play Punch-Out on the old Nintendo? It's coming back for the Wii.
Awkward Family Photos? You bet. This kinda makes me want to be a photographer and see what I can get people to do.
A white, African-American gets kicked out of school. This is fucking stupid.
Speaking of stupid, Fuck you Judge.

Video

Holy shit, RFJCC -- where did you find this? This video is straight-up bizarre. It takes a turn that is just downright hilarious. This might not be safe for work, but the language is clean and the images are not really ... real? Please watch.

That does it for me. Have a good Tuesday. See you Wednesday? gametimelinks (at) gmail.com.

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“a franchise-record 122-point campaign”, way to go Davey & Hitmen
The logo link was interesting. Keep us posted.
Interesting video, nice origami.

by luvhockey on May 12, 2009 7:36 AM CDT reply actions

I LOVE

Game Sevens! Shame the Bruins will likely be without another D-man after Scott Walker’s cheap-shot on Aaron Ward… (How did Walker not get a suspension for that?)

"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra

by The Ol Goaler on May 12, 2009 8:31 AM CDT reply actions

Fraking Blackhawks.

If the Wings take care of the Ducks, I’m rooting for a meteor to win the Conference Finals. They can hang the Western Conference Champions banner from the moon.

Looks like I’ll be cheering for whoever wins the East again, because I don’t hate any of those teams.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on May 12, 2009 8:56 AM CDT reply actions

Amen, Sister.

You can get a witness!

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on May 12, 2009 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions

Please ignore the shittyness of this site — it’s the content that counts. Carnie passes along hip hop songs gone old school. She seems to think RFJCC would like this.

Sadie Hawkins Day already?

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on May 12, 2009 9:42 AM CDT reply actions

Holy Jesus H. Fucking Christ.

That video is from Denmark, which means it’s quite possible Lars Eller has been “corrupted” with it. This means Eller probably would fit in perfectly with us.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on May 12, 2009 10:13 AM CDT reply actions

Now that

Is a scary thought. But one that made me laugh anyway.

by tlg80 on May 12, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions

As hilarious as this thought is

… that vid is actually German ( .de=Deutschland=Germany)

by TheDubGee on May 13, 2009 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions

That's OK ...

we’ll just say that he was occupied by it as a youth.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on May 13, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions

Y'know . . .

I really should quit making assumptions.

You’re right. Damnit I’m slippin’.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on May 13, 2009 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions

I like how everytime you guys use one of my videos you always write “Holy Shit RFJCC where did you find this?” I guess it means im doing something right…

You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off

by RFJCC on May 12, 2009 11:35 AM CDT reply actions

it does

this was fucking awesome. i sat laughed out loud in my apartment alone last night. good work. it reminded me of the scene in team america.

by averagejoe on May 12, 2009 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions

i just started thinking of this…

You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off

by RFJCC on May 12, 2009 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions

Classic line from the Hitmen story...

…criticizing the Hitmen after the season they had is like complaining about your supermodel wife leaving her lingerie on the floor.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on May 12, 2009 11:38 AM CDT reply actions

I just thought he’d like it because in one of his essays he mentioned the smilarities between the victorian era and the ganster culture.

Never forget Philo T. Farnsworth

"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on May 12, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions

So I thought the Pens were my adoptive playoff team..

yet I find myself rooting for the Caps? Actually I think I was just rooting for them last night to force a Game 7 because I don’t want that series to be over..too much fun to watch.

Anyway, I’ll be happy with either team that wins. I want the team to win that has the best chance against the Wings..if that’s what it’s going to come down to.

by oic on May 12, 2009 2:12 PM CDT reply actions