A Perfect(ly Horrible) Storm
And so it has happened. The two teams that Blues fans hate the most are in the Western Conference finals. Aside from rooting for a rogue meteor to flatten the rink, how are any of us supposed to watch this series, let alone root for a winner?
Beyond that, name one team left that looks like it can beat Detroit. The Ducks probably had the best chance and Boston was probably second on the list. Pittsburgh? Doubtful. Carolina? Please. The Hawks? They couldn't even hold a lead against Detroit in the winter 'classic' in front of a rowdy Wrigley crowd and a national audience.
There's lots of reasons to hate this year's playoffs including the newly-minted 'intent to blow' rule, the media love for hockey mercenary and easy-to-now-dislike Marian Hossa, the terrible 'coverage' offered by the Versus network (Keith Jones has somehow become a bigger joke than Brian Engblom? Wow!), but we'll have time to get to all of that later.
For now, there's just one pertinant question...
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"Aside from rooting for a rogue meteor to flatten the rink ...
how are any of us supposed to watch this series, let alone root for a winner?"
funny you mention that. I posted this on a friend’s facebook status asking about who to root for earlier:
“yeah, i dont even know who to root for anymore now that the caps are out. if the hawks and wings play in the conference finals, im rooting for a meteor to hit the joe while they’re playing.”
original six-ending meteors FTW.
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by NateTheGreat. on May 15, 2009 1:12 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
meteor.
most def. i can’t root for either team. i just cant. i hate the wings, i hated the hawks first.
im hoping the series goes seven, the pens or canes go four and whip up on whichever team makes it out of the west. that’s all i can hope for.
ugh. these playoffs have been awesome and have sucked.
by averagejoe on May 15, 2009 1:14 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm rooting for...
the series to go 7 games, with 5 going to overtime – 3 of them beyond double overtime, so that whomever wins the East steamrolls them in the finals because they can’t even stand up any more.
by stlfan on May 15, 2009 6:29 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh dear God in fucking whatever.
The only two Original Six teams are teams I despise.
The other two teams left are teams I have good reason not to fully like at all (One is led by a douche, the other is in a market that never really clamored for hockey).
Can the Stanley Cup be awarded to an AHL team? Or maybe the Frozen Four winner? An independent league team? SOMEONE ELSE?! PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSE?!?!?!?!?!
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
by Donut King on May 15, 2009 10:46 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't root for either team.
Would I be too horrible of a person if I rooted for Al-Qaeda in the Western Conference Finals?
by loki03xlh on May 15, 2009 10:53 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Aw come on...
We’re not so bad.
At least rooting for Chicago is second behind getting raped by Satan.. I can’t believe any of you actually picked Detroit though.. for shame
by Matthew Dirt on May 15, 2009 10:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We’re just so damn unsure as to what we should do!
For me, the whole being from IL makes it a little easier to stomach a Hawks win than a DET win.
by Poor College Student on May 15, 2009 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But PCS . . .
I thought us downstaters HATED Chicago?
Meh. Go Eastern Conference.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
by Donut King on May 15, 2009 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll always hate Chicago
Naturally I’ll be rooting for the East in the finals, but I just hate hate HATE watching the bastards from Detroit get rewarded for their decades minutes of devotion
by Poor College Student on May 15, 2009 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hee hee hee hee . . .
I can go for that, then.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
by Donut King on May 15, 2009 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not so bad?
when i was at the UC for a Blues shutout victory, you guys yelled far too many unrepeatable things about big Walt.
you’ve disrespected my family. don’t come crawling back now.
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by NateTheGreat. on May 15, 2009 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
chicago over detroit
lesser of two evils
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by cold on May 15, 2009 11:20 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't get it...
Sean, this hate for the Red Wings is ridiculous. You would really root for Anaheim versus Detroit? Anaheim is the dark side of hockey. It took teams like the Canadiens, Oilers, and Red Wings to restore skill to the sport and save it from becoming Ultimate Fighting on Ice. But you would pull for the dirtiest player in hockey and the Young Goon Squad? As you know, I grew up in Detroit, so I am a Wing fan. But even if I hadn’t, I would still at least respect the Red Wing franchise for their style of play.
Via the Abel-to-Yzerman blog, I came across your June 8, 2008 post in which you said “Ask any Blues fan why they hate Detroit and you’ll get one of two answers: 1) their fans are fucking idiots or 2) their fans are fucking bandwagon idiots.”
Well you left out Number 3: the Red Wings knocked the Blues from the playoffs three years in a row. That has WAAAAYYYYYY more to do with it than your observation about Red Wing fans. Whether you think they are idiots is if you define “idiot” as someone who doesn’t root for the Blues. And if you think they are “bandwagon”, well we’re talking about fans who are not only ridiculously knowledgable and passionate, but they also PLAY HOCKEY. That last quality is something that separates the Torontos from the Phoenix’s, the Montreals from the Nashvilles, and, you get the picture.
You said “We don’t care about you and we’ll never care enough about your (Red Wings) team to bookmark your team’s derivative bloggers at any point, much less when our team is good and yours is not.”
So why did you devote 48 lines of your blog to the subject?
I’ve also been a resident of St. Louis for over 20 years, so the Blues are my second favorite team. Hopefully their new management team won’t repeat the mistakes of the past and you and I can root for a winner soon. Then you won’t be so preoccupied with venting your frustration on some other franchise.
Dewey
The Former Teammate That Assisted on Many of Your Goals
by Wildcat16 on May 15, 2009 11:41 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yup
… rather be raped by Satan.
go meteor.
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by NateTheGreat. on May 15, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dewey
The Former Teammate That Assisted on Many of Your Goals
So is this a former teammate that crossed to the Dark side?
The “Grady” to your “O’Hagen”, perhaps, Sean?
by Poor College Student on May 15, 2009 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trying to rationalize fan hate is cute
But seriously, you’re going to argue against teams that win by force when your team was once the home to the Bruise Brothers, two of the biggest goons in the history of the sport?! And the Grind Line?
by Mike Martin on May 15, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, hey, easy on disparaging the Plagers. Don’t make me pull the brass nuckles out.
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by spectr17 on May 15, 2009 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude you dis the plagers...
and barclay will come down from heaven and beat the fuck out of you
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
by RFJCC on May 15, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly, Dewey, I'm sick of this topic.
Why Red Wings fans care what we think about them and their team baffles me. I’m not going to re-hash the article you mention, mainly because it was written a year ago. However, feel free to ask anyone here why they don’t like Red Wings fans and there will be two popular themes, both of which you mentioned.
Clearly you feel like the article was written to you personally. It was not. For every self-proclaimed knowledgeable Detroit fan who swears he/she was a die-hard even back when the team was terrible in the 70’s and 80’s there are several more who didn’t know Detroit had a team until the 90’s and still wonder why they haven’t seen Sergei Fedorov all game.
It’s a Blues site for Blues fans. If you don’t like the attitude or sentiments, there’s always the A2M site and the SBN Detroit site, Winging It In Motown. They’ll probably agree with you as to why Blues fans don’t like them, but around here, you’re going to have a hard time finding many followers.
by gallagher on May 15, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im just gonna side with this argument instead of creating a profanity laced one of my own. i gotta cut back on the swearing so i dont drop the f-bomb in front of some 8 year olds this summer.
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
by RFJCC on May 15, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but around here, you’re going to have a hard time findingmany followers.
fixed
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on May 15, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
partially agree
like any fan base you have your die hards and you have your bandwagon fans but that comes with success (not that blues organization would know anything about success) so your hate for detroit occasionally makes sense. but for fuc.s sake you got schooled by canucks. canucks??? boyes is burrows bit.h. so you calling out any other team always makes me laugh but hey thats why i enjoy this blog
by Jvallace on May 15, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can swear around here.
Putting periods and stars in the place of full cuss words is not needed around here (and you say you enjoy this blog, yet you did that anyway?).
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
by Donut King on May 17, 2009 1:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still there's no excuse to root for Anaheim
Sorry, I had to reach back into the archive for an example of your hatetude, but I think the sentiments on this site are the same as always.
Let’s forget about the side-issue of the Red Wing fan base. The reason the Anaheim fans don’t annoy you is because none of them even care about hockey. If you take away the transplanted fans of the visiting team and the ones who are there because their tickets came free with the BMX season package, there aren’t a whole lot of real hockey fans in the audience. And most of the attendees arrive late and leave early to beat the traffic. Those that are there sure don’t play hockey. Hell, during the intermissions they don’t let fans on ice to shoot at the goal for prizes because management is afraid someone will fall on their stick and get hurt.
The Ducks (what a moronic nickname) have the dirtiest player in hockey in Pronger. They have the sneakiest dirty player in hockey in “Douglas C.” Niedermeyer. And their top line, including Corey “Hit and Run” Perry, and Ryan “Captain Turnover” Getzlaf are really just intimidators who happen to be able to skate.
Sure I admit that Probert and Kocur were thugs, but every team had them in the days before the NHL finally, finally changed the rules so that teams can’t really afford to carry enforcers in the lineup.
But you wanted to see these Duck jerks in the conference final. Hwhatever. I guess it calls into question how much this site is about appreciating quality hockey and how much it’s really about sharing online rantrums. I’ll be back, Sean, but only because you have the best information on the Blues.
by Wildcat16 on May 18, 2009 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still there’s no excuse to root for Anaheim
Agreed. That’s why after round one, my favorite team became anyone from the Eastern Conference.
Let's go Blues!!!
by Milo. on May 19, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I live in michigan too, and yes 90% of all wing fans are those annoying ass band wagon fans.
Never forget Philo T. Farnsworth
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"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
by Carnie on May 15, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Booooooooooooooooooooo
There is still a Michigander stench about ya. Not much sympathy around here Sport.
Good on ya though
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by Answer Man on May 15, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Getting Raped by Satan
I’ve followed hockey for some time now and even though I’m from IL You Just can not justify " rooting " for either team in the Western Conf. Finals if you Bleed Blue. The names from the past from their teams every Blues fan despise, : Tony Espisito, Al Secord, Denis Savard, even for a little while my favorite NHL player of all time Booby Orr…Bannerman, Vernon, Probert & Hasek ( who played for both ) Lindstom, Doug Wilson , Yzerman … Just to name a few…
I’ll follow the Eastern Conf. finals. Go Penguins.
And when the Western Conf. Finals starts sunday, I’ll start Pulling my Teeth out…
by Steve A Reno 1965 on May 15, 2009 11:42 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m going for Carolina. I always nothing Cam Ward, which is better than the hate I feel for most of the other teams, so I’ll go with that. And at Wildcat, we will always hate Detroit and Chicago. Its part of being a true Blues fan. We could go undefeated for a season and still hate them. Doesn’t matter.
Barret Jackman is my hero.
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
by BluesTiger on May 15, 2009 11:45 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damnit, Boston
I actually could support you winning the Cup. You’re the only team from that area whom I actually like.
Now? We’ve got self-proclaimed “Redneck Hockey”, the marketing force that is Sidney Crosby, the world’s largest bandwagon and Detroit. While my good friend from Kalamazoo is trying to get me to support the Wings (he’s playing on the fact that I lived in Detroit for a couple years when I was a nipper, while my father worked there as a consultant to Ford), I don’t think it’s going to happen.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on May 15, 2009 12:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i was sure you guys would be rooting for chicago, since you’re always saying “FUCK DETROIT!”.
i’d rather see chicago from the west, but losing to carolina for the Cup. if carolina wins, Rod Brindamour will bring the Cup to my town.
GO CANES!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO CANUCKS GO!
by missy on May 15, 2009 2:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Freakin Twilight Zone episode heruh
Blackhawks vs Wings, who to root for? I’ll take raped by the devil please. I’d rather eat a wasp nest then root for either one.
My hate for the Blackhawks is stronger for some reason, although I can remember booing the dirty Gordie Howe and his flying elbows along with Ted Lindsey and his nastiness. I think it was Keith Magnuson that cemented me being a lifelong Chicago hater.
The Cardiac Canes have a grip on me now, who doesn’t love a hurricane siren with a monkey going apeshit to start the game? The Dancin’ Grandma rockin it out?
FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS and FUCK DETROIT
Dum spiramus tuebimur
by spectr17 on May 15, 2009 2:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Since I get news assholes torn for me everyday, I’m pretty sure getting raped by Satan wouldn’t be that bad.
He’d be a fire crotch wouldn’t he?
Never forget Philo T. Farnsworth
"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
by Carnie on May 15, 2009 3:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m rooting for Chicago, but then again, I’m a Cubs, Bulls, and Bears fan who sticks with STL for my hockey, so I probably am not the best case of a fan without bias. I’ve never been able to stand Detroit though, and the thought of them winning 2 in a row makes me throw up in my mouth a bit.
by Novacain on May 15, 2009 3:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I’ll always hate Detoilet more than anything, so I’m going with Chicago, not that I’ll watch any of the games. rooting for either Eastern team to win the cup though, obviously
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on May 15, 2009 3:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You would really root for Anaheim versus Detroit? Anaheim is the dark side of hockey. It took teams like the Canadiens, Oilers, and Red Wings to restore skill to the sport and save it from becoming Ultimate Fighting on Ice. But you would pull for the dirtiest player in hockey and the Young Goon Squad? As you know, I grew up in Detroit, so I am a Wing fan. But even if I hadn’t, I would still at least respect the Red Wing franchise for their style of play.
-Wildcat16
My hate for the Blackhawks is stronger for some reason, although I can remember booing the dirty Gordie Howe and his flying elbows along with Ted Lindsey and his nastiness.
-spectr17
conflicting arguments here…
17>16
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on May 15, 2009 3:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just so you know....
Google is now picking up Twitter feeds in their search indexing. Let’s not forget to tag FUCK DETROIT and FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS on all Twitter feeds.
The world must know.
Dum spiramus tuebimur
by spectr17 on May 15, 2009 4:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just a thought…would one call someone that uses Twitter a twit?
"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman
by Dooks on May 15, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey strangers ...
haven’t posted here in a while since most of you guys where cheering on the damn ducks … but now that the Wings (YAY!!!) eliminated them … figured I could drop by and say hi :) … and … go hawks! :)
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by ang6666 on May 15, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm rooting for the lesser of the 2 evils..
which in my book is Chicago. The only way I’m getting through it is saying that I’m rootinf for Coach Q.
by oic on May 16, 2009 1:20 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fudge Wings
I root for 2 teams. St. Louis Blues and WHOEVER PLAYS DETROIT.
by hoozis on May 16, 2009 2:13 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Similar to the way I roll
I’m a Hawks fan who lacks the rabid hatred for the Blues I’m told I should have. Instead I focus it all on the Scum. There’s even a picture of me wearing a Blues jersey at Scottrade from a Blues-Scum game back in March. Sadly, the Blues were destroyed that night…
by Mike Martin on May 16, 2009 7:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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