The Worst Jersey In The World
by Brad Lee on May 22, 2009 2:42 PM CDT
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Proving once again there are some things you can't unsee.
That smiling older woman with the Frankenjersey is Susan Chelios, the mother of Chris Chelios. Yes, both his parents are still alive. They look great for having a son in the NHL who has to be closing in on Social Security check cashing age. That makes them what, as old as dirt? No, that's their son. They're officially oder than dirt. And possibly in the mob -- which would explain a helluva lot of things.
Ever see that movie "Unbreakable?" In it, Samuel L. Jackson is looking for his opposite, Bruce Willis. At the end (Spoiler Alert for a movie that came out about 10 years ago!), he justifies being a mass murderer and terrorist so that he could find the exact other end of the spectrum from himself. It gives him his place in the universe.
A woman who loves the Blackhawks AND the Red Wings...She's either the devil incarnate or my exact opposite. But unlike Mr. Glass, that jersey is just one big mistake. Sorry for making you see it.
(Hat tip to Internet friend Greg Wyshynski, aka Puck Daddy, for the story and the term Frankenjersey.)
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OH DEAR FUCKING LORD!!!!!
BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
Wow.
I mean, I understand it b/c she’s his mom (and yes, I’m surprised at how good they look – I was expecting the male & female versions of The Mummy when he was about a quarter of the way generated back, but what you gonna do?). That being said, if I were a man, and I had to play for those two teams, my mother would have done one of two things:
1) Disowned me, because she hates the Blackhawks more than almost anything else in the world
2) Yelled at me for not being drafted by the Blues.
If I were her, I’d just take the high road and wear a Habs jersey because at least it wouldn’t burn my skin that much when I put it on.
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Nice reference!
+1 arm.
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
or myrrh
just sayin.
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by NateTheGreat. on May 23, 2009 4:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I saw that jersey and I puked. in. my mouth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJsQcnB6GC0
Never forget Philo T. Farnsworth
"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
AAAAHHH!!!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!
Dear God, I’ve been struck blind by that hideous abortion…
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
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by Tomorrows Blues on May 22, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions
I know I'm going to get ripped, but...
I hate both teams, but you can’t fault mom.
Give mom big props. If she wore that to St. Louis, Detroit, or Chicago, she could put herself in harms way.
Anyway, I gave it a PASS. When your kid still plays in the NHL at age 47, celebrate it any way you want. (sorry Montreal)
I fault mom for not including his #24 Habs threads. If you’re going to Frankenfuck a jersey, might as well go all in.
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I hate this.
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