Monday Links

by averagejoe on May 4, 2009 6:00 AM CDT

This weekend sure went by fast. Back to the grind, I guess. Let's get to the links.

Blues news

The Peoria coaches will be back for next season.
Someone thinks Andy Murray is undeserving of Jack Adams consideration.

Hockey news

Todd Marchant scored in the third OT to beat the Red Wings. Ass to mouth weeps.
Thanks to a shutty from Cam Ward, the Hurricanes beat the Bruins.
Markus Naslund is leaving the NHL. Puck Daddy offers a take on the "retirement."
If you missed Sidney Crosby getting robbed by Varlamnov, look at PCS post from yesterday. The save has prompted Mr. Crosby to work on an open net.

Other links

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this article. I'll let Hildymac explain: This isn't satire ... he really screwed a mule.
This guy wants to fly across the Grand Canyon on wings. OK then.
Yo Jesus, whats crackin'? ... sent from txt. -- Yep, twating in church.
Umm what the fuck?
I would wear this.
Pick the Perp might be the most fun game ever.
Here are two theories that will change the way you see two movies: Fight Club and Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

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RFJCC: How the hell did you find this? Ladies and gents, Charles Manson dancing.

Until tomorrow ... remember gametimelinks (at) gmail.com. Toodles.

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So in Georgia . . .

mule rapists get to run for Governor.

Whereas in the county I live in, about six years ago a dude got caught sodomizing a dead horse, and he got two years in prison . . . which I found to be a relatively light sentence.

What a country, this United States of America.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on May 4, 2009 8:00 AM CDT reply actions

Ah, but he also screwed a watermelon...

… and said he’d kill his son if it came down to it in a secessionist war. So, yeah, basically he’s more qualified than the retard we have now.

Sodomizing a dead horse? Oh, nasty. 2 years is probably too little time, but what’s the penalty if you do that to a dead person?

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on May 4, 2009 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions

Fuck

Chicago

http://www.stlouisgametime.com/

by cold on May 4, 2009 8:45 AM CDT reply actions

I’ll second that motion.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on May 4, 2009 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions

I’ll agree. Someone needs to explain why its a bigger accomplishment to lead a bunch of replacement guys to the playoffs than it is to lead a young team. Stupid blackhawks.

So your governor is worse than the mule rapist? Man, I’m glad I don’t live in Georgia.

Barret Jackman is my hero.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

by BluesTiger on May 4, 2009 10:25 AM CDT reply actions

So your governor is worse than the mule rapist?

Checking this one off my list of “sentences I thought I’d never see or hear”…

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on May 4, 2009 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions

Sadly, that one is fairly expected around here.

Sonny’s pulling $$ away from public health b/c they (GOD FORBID) give birth control to people who don’t need to have kids, he’s fucked up the way that teachers are compensated, appointed morons to be in charge of things (like education – don’t even get me started on our standardized tests), and is more concerned with building some stupid fish farm near his property in S. Georgia than with making sure state employees don’t get furloughed.

Every day I live down here I am less and less Republican (if I ever really was one) and more and more Libertarian just to PISS PEOPLE OFF. Gah… the best part about Sonny is the fact that he keeps killing every damn bill allowing alcohol sales in stores on Sunday, despite the fact that tax $$ is dropping off. Overly moralistic dipshit.

/rant

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on May 4, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions

no booze on sundays ...

i was on an amtrak train yesterday, went to the snack car and ordered a pepsi. snack car guy responded with: “what, no rum with it? it’s still the weekend, ya know.”

Next book in the children's series: "Nate the Great figures out how the fuck to score on Greasy Bob Luongo."

by NateTheGreat. on May 4, 2009 2:52 PM CDT reply actions

I want to ride that train every day.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on May 4, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions

yup.... gotta love amtrak

me and my buddy took it to watch the Blues in Kansas City last September….. nothing like a Miller Light at 10am.

"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown

by -DJ- on May 4, 2009 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions