Courtesy of the "Freep" (Detoilet Free Press) via Puck Daddy . . . seems our "friends" need some schooling here. Money quote: "Osgood . . . calls Kris Draper Norris, a nod to Chuck Norris, the '80s action star who hawks exercise equipment in infomercials." If this isn't enough of a reason to wish the swine flu upon the balance of the Dead Things' roster, I don't really know what is. I guess David Backes will have to score 5 on these guys in Sweden.