Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Full Coverage Of New York's Victory Celebration

What Would You Give The Sedins?

I wouldn't give these two a-holes the time of day.  They apparently asked for a 12 year deal.  Go fuck yourselves.

 

Can they score?  Yep.  

Can the get a lot of points in the regular season? Yep

Are they creepy and possibly ghey?  Oh yeah baby.  

Are the jerk offs?  Most likely

Are they Blues material?  Shit, I hope not.

 

Sedins_medium

via media.canada.com


Comment 21 comments  |  0 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

The finger.

"You suck but you know you suck. That's what I like about you." -Brett Hull

by hullnoates on Jun 29, 2009 12:15 PM CDT reply actions  

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

dammit i was just typing that when yours popped up.

by DallyDrake on Jun 29, 2009 12:16 PM CDT reply actions  

the second I read the title in the fanpost sidebar, I said this same answer out loud.
they’ll just have to accept that not everyone wants both of them and they are fucking crazy for wanting a long-term contract

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Jun 29, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate ALL of the long deals.

11 years for Johan Franzen?
15 years for Rick DiPietro?
12 years for the Creepy Twins?

I hope those teams tha give those out get anchored down by them. This isn’t the NFL where you can just cut a guy and the contract goes away, this all guaranteed money.

by gallagher on Jun 29, 2009 12:18 PM CDT reply actions  

You would think that after DiPietro...

They would realize that these deals are BAD for the team, even if they are front loaded to help out with the cap hit. You wind up with someone like DiPietro who goes down during the front loaded years, and you’re screwed.

I’d give them a tub of Swedish fish, a gift card to Ikea, and some lingonberry jam and tell them to leave the team the hell alone.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Jun 29, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

a mean case of the crabs

but no seriously . . .

i wouldnt even take a shit in their home, and you know they live together
swedes

Fuck Detroit

by DasBlues74 on Jun 29, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Well apparently my “The Finger” response wasn’t as original as I thought. I would give them a kick in the junk, but I don’t want to taint my shoes. They aren’t St. Louis material. Keep them OUT!

Barret Jackman is my hero.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

by BluesTiger on Jun 29, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions  

A themble of respect..........

which they would have to share.Long story short they spill it then take turns licking it off the carpet……sad part is its their moms carpet stay in kanada you canucks

by Go_Blues on Jun 29, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

A swift kick in the nütssersson.

Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.

by Dominik on Jun 29, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

seconded

http://www.stlouisgametime.com/

by cold on Jun 29, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I’m interested to see what will happen to them if they get split up. Will they still be as good without being able to activate their wondertwin powers? Me thinks not.

Barret Jackman is my hero.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

by BluesTiger on Jun 29, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

A mirror.

So they can see how Godawfully fucking creepy they look. For fuck’s sake.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Jun 29, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

One way plane tickets to Sweden?

Although I also endorse Dominik’s nütssersson proposal.

by smashthesymbols on Jun 29, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Jun 30, 2009 7:25 AM CDT reply actions  

Well, they want to come as a package...

I’d give them a package deal. They can split the 12 years between them, and they can split the money I’d offer them, too…just like they’d be splitting the house/apartment, cab rides to the games, and anything else I don’t want to think about.

by stlfan on Jun 30, 2009 9:44 AM CDT reply actions  

Two Sedins, One cup? (lowercase “cup,” mind you.)

Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.

by Dominik on Jun 30, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brilliant Dom

Beating Me Is Tougher Then A Dog In A Bathtub. Confused? Check out this link for an explanation:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dog%20In%20A%20Bath%20Tub

by Answer Man on Jun 30, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I didn’t need that picture in the noggin.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Jul 2, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let me tell you what your Game Time Prospect Department would give the Sedins…

A size 9-1/2, right upside their big, creepy-assed water heads.

I wouldn’t piss in either of their mouths if their teeth were on fire.

12 years.

Apiece.

Go Cheney yoursleves, Hankey and Dankey…

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Jun 30, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Aw... one trick Wing fan only has one trick.

The Clarence Fund

FanShots

Quick hits of video, photos, quotes, chats, links and lists that you find around the web.

Recent FanShots

Tuesday Open Thread
It was like this image was made for this site... 

Fuck Detroit
Apparently St. Louis is a marginal hockey market...
Anthony Stewart on waivers
Feb. 2012 MY BIRTHDAY MONTH!!! featuring the Halakness One himself!

Brought to you on the the day of RBR's birth from Augustus the new team member of team Editing! 

DOWNLOAD HERE!
Hitch's Switch. TSN video on Hitchcock
Springfield Jr. Blues Coach's Show. Nice update as to what's going on.Check it out here if the...
Real Skip card. They will also produce some that have more than Skip's foot.
My New Blues Blog: Play Like the Plagers
CBC HNIC Stanley Cup Playoffs Tribute 2011 (HD). This shit gives me the goose pimples. Go full...

+ New FanShot All FanShots >

Featured Poll

Poll
What do you think about the NHL using the shootout?
I've always hated that nonsense.
43 votes
I thought it was cool for a while, but I'm over it now.
71 votes
One overtime and call it a tie.
71 votes
Gimmick up the OT with a 4 on 4 then a 3 on 3.
38 votes
Get over it, old timers, the shootout is always fun.
57 votes

280 votes | Poll has closed


Bobby

Face_lo-res_copy_small gallagher

160gthockey_small Brad Lee

250px-nation_of_joe_small averagejoe

Barclay

Curly_small Poor College Student

19659_686325605993_17221278_39458432_4223533_n_small bradflick55

Moe-howard hartigan

Billy

Avatar_blues_clapton_small Tomorrows Blues

Img_0645_small Donut King

Stag_logo_small CrossCheckRaise

94_roy_wallpaper_small hildymac

Nate_the_great_small NateTheGreat.