What Would You Give The Sedins?

by Answer Man on Jun 29, 2009 11:45 AM CDT

I wouldn't give these two a-holes the time of day. They apparently asked for a 12 year deal. Go fuck yourselves.

Can they score? Yep.

Can the get a lot of points in the regular season? Yep

Are they creepy and possibly ghey? Oh yeah baby.

Are the jerk offs? Most likely

Are they Blues material? Shit, I hope not.

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The finger.

"You suck but you know you suck. That's what I like about you." -Brett Hull

by hullnoates on Jun 29, 2009 12:15 PM CDT reply actions

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

dammit i was just typing that when yours popped up.

by DallyDrake on Jun 29, 2009 12:16 PM CDT reply actions

the second I read the title in the fanpost sidebar, I said this same answer out loud.
they’ll just have to accept that not everyone wants both of them and they are fucking crazy for wanting a long-term contract

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Jun 29, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions

I hate ALL of the long deals.

11 years for Johan Franzen?
15 years for Rick DiPietro?
12 years for the Creepy Twins?

I hope those teams tha give those out get anchored down by them. This isn’t the NFL where you can just cut a guy and the contract goes away, this all guaranteed money.

SWYD

by gallagher on Jun 29, 2009 12:18 PM CDT reply actions

You would think that after DiPietro...

They would realize that these deals are BAD for the team, even if they are front loaded to help out with the cap hit. You wind up with someone like DiPietro who goes down during the front loaded years, and you’re screwed.

I’d give them a tub of Swedish fish, a gift card to Ikea, and some lingonberry jam and tell them to leave the team the hell alone.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Jun 29, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions

a mean case of the crabs

but no seriously . . .

i wouldnt even take a shit in their home, and you know they live together
swedes

Fuck Detroit

by DasBlues74 on Jun 29, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions

Well apparently my “The Finger” response wasn’t as original as I thought. I would give them a kick in the junk, but I don’t want to taint my shoes. They aren’t St. Louis material. Keep them OUT!

Barret Jackman is my hero.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

by BluesTiger on Jun 29, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions

A themble of respect..........

which they would have to share.Long story short they spill it then take turns licking it off the carpet……sad part is its their moms carpet stay in kanada you canucks

by Go_Blues on Jun 29, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions

A swift kick in the nütssersson.

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by Dominik on Jun 29, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

seconded

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by cold on Jun 29, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions

lube

by StLbluesfan43 on Jun 29, 2009 6:40 PM CDT reply actions

I’m interested to see what will happen to them if they get split up. Will they still be as good without being able to activate their wondertwin powers? Me thinks not.

Barret Jackman is my hero.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

by BluesTiger on Jun 29, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions

A mirror.

So they can see how Godawfully fucking creepy they look. For fuck’s sake.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Jun 29, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions

One way plane tickets to Sweden?

Although I also endorse Dominik’s nütssersson proposal.

by smashthesymbols on Jun 29, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Jun 30, 2009 7:25 AM CDT reply actions

Well, they want to come as a package...

I’d give them a package deal. They can split the 12 years between them, and they can split the money I’d offer them, too…just like they’d be splitting the house/apartment, cab rides to the games, and anything else I don’t want to think about.

by stlfan on Jun 30, 2009 9:44 AM CDT reply actions