For all the non-Puck Daddy readers out there.
The money section is under "What We Learned", about halfway through the column or roughly one third of the page down.
And yes, our friend Ass-2-Mouth is involved, but in this bacon-and-eggs example it seems that A2M is the chicken (involved) while George Malik of Snapshots is the pig (committed).
Of course, all of this hemming-and-hawing would make it even more hilarious if the Dead Things were to drop two straight . . . but let's not look ahead or anything.