The Two-Line Pass Backhandedly Tells Dead Things Bloggers & Fans To Kindly Go Fuck Themselves

For all the non-Puck Daddy readers out there.

The money section is under "What We Learned", about halfway through the column or roughly one third of the page down.

And yes, our friend Ass-2-Mouth is involved, but in this bacon-and-eggs example it seems that A2M is the chicken (involved) while George Malik of Snapshots is the pig (committed).

Of course, all of this hemming-and-hawing would make it even more hilarious if the Dead Things were to drop two straight . . . but let's not look ahead or anything.

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Detroit, your response?

“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

by Poor College Student on Jun 8, 2009 5:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Best. Reply. Ever.

13. Posted by Phil Wood Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:29 am EDT Report Abuse

“Please, everyone that isn’t a Detroit fan (i.e. tolerable people): Let us join together to issue a formal apology for ever having believed that anyone that is not the Red Wings would win this Stanley Cup, with a corollary that Chris Osgood is at least twice as good as Ken Dryden and Little Caesars has the best pizza on the planet.”

Thank you. Someone had to say it – too bad it won’t change attitudes much. Most Detroit fans are like the guy with the gold chains, mullet and mustache, wearing his shirt with the first 4 buttons undone, standing outside his Chrysler LeBaron thinking he’s god’s gift to women. Detroit is good – we get it. But they aren’t the be all and end all and forgive us if we root for someone else.

I won’t be able to get that image out of my head all day now… ROFLMFAO.

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by Tomorrows Blues on Jun 12, 2009 11:42 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs