Wednesday Links

by averagejoe on Jul 1, 2009 6:00 AM CDT Comment 9 comments

Before we begin, let's all wish a Happy Birthday to Poor College Student. Happy birthday, internet friend. Hope the Blues get you a nice gift.

Also, Happy Canada Day.

Blues news

The Blues are looking ahead while looking at the present. [STLtoday.com]
SYAK: The Blues deemed six players as qualified. Or something. [Blues]
SYAK: Oshie, Backes and E. Johnson are hanging with team USA. U-S-A! U-S-A! [Blues]
Serious question: how have I now heard of Dave Rook. Well, he's gone now. The former goaltending consultant is moving on to join the Blue Jackets. [USATODAY.com]
The Blues may be interested in Josh Harding. [The State of Hockey News]
The Blues make a list a lot of us would rather they didn't. [Bleacher Report]

Hockey news

Mike Komisarek will be on the free agent market. You know, he WAS an All-Star. [TSN]
Jamal Mayers is on the move, but not from the Leafs. He's literally moving: he's selling his house. [BlockShopper St. Louis]
The Answer Man's favorite players were left with an offer. [TSN]
What's wrong with Edmonton, Dany Heatley? Who does he want to play for? [TSN]
Jay Bouwmeester is a Flamer. Side note: Jay is my favorite NHL player out of a uniform. He looks NOTHING like a hockey player. [ESPN]
Scottz Gomez is a Canadien. Well, he's still an American ... but he'll be playing in Montreal. [ESPN]
Puck Daddy breaks down the free agent d-men ... [Puck Daddy]
... centers ... [Puck Daddy]
... and goalies. Notice how Manny Legace can't crack this list. Hope he enjoys playing golf. [Puck Daddy]
I hate Drew Rosenhaus. [Puck Daddy]
Marcus can't believe we missed this: Tie Domi and Bob Probert will be figure skating. [Winnipeg Free Press]

Links

I thought only Turtles lived in sewers. [Io9]

This is either a waste of time or a great way to fool someone into thinking you can cook. [Fancy Fast Food]

THESE are the 10 funniest jokes in America. [Reader's Digest]

Video

smashthesymbols brings us auto tune the news. I know Jay-Z said auto tune is dead ... but I love this shit. I could listen to Joe Biden "sing" all day long.

So full disclosure: I'll be out of town for the rest of the week. Going to a wedding in KC. Not a big deal right? Well, I feel like I should come clean. I'm going to be a groomsmen for a Red Wings fan. Yes, one of my best friends roots for the Winged Wheel. Sorry. I'll try to lose the rings before the ceremony.

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Turn heel at the wedding

Have a friend go online and become ordained. Then at the wedding, hit the groom with a chair while your buddy KOs the priest. Then have him marry you to your “buddy’s” girl. Then pose to the crowd as they boo.

Hatred Walking

by Doc Whiskey on Jul 1, 2009 6:17 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Slowly back away from the mushrooms…

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Jul 4, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Slowly back away from the ~~mushrooms~~ WWE…

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Jul 4, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mike Modano for the 2010 olympics? Was Chelios on that list too?
Man, I want to watch the hockey/figure skating series. Bummer I don’t get CBC.

by luvhockey on Jul 1, 2009 7:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I Object!

To those asshats at the Bleacher Report saying Blues fans are not committed to their team the same way “real” hockey fans are.

To rebut: The NHL Is Now In The Business Of Killing Blues Fans

Apparently an elderly Blues fan blew a gasket after the display of NHL incompetence last night and died of the resulting heart attack late in the game. It’s sad to think that among his very last thoughts was about how this league continues to screw over the Blues.

R.I.P.

God, knows I’ll be joining you one day and for the same reason; Death by NHL referee.

Now, remember this happened in March 2007, during a season the Blues finished with a grand total of 81 points and only one year off having the worst team in the league.

We care so fucking much we leave our lifeless corpses in the cheap seats.

by Rich of GASL on Jul 1, 2009 1:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs