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Top 11 Things overheard in Detroit war room on free agent day


11. I am so sick of Little Caesar's

10. Hossa went where?!  Well he is known for making good career decisions

9. But if we re-sign Chelios, we would save money on hotel and food expenses because of his AARP discount

8. We lost Conklin?  Someone get me Hasek's number

7. I would run out and pick up snacks, but I forgot my flak jacket

6. Mr. Ilitch, satan is on line 1, something about a deal?

5. Someone tell Henrik to stop having his copy of Diving Scumbag Monthly delivered here

4. Before I call his agent I've gotta do my daily routine of kicking a baby and eating a live puppy

3. Before you offer him a contract think.....what would Hitler do?

2. Unplug the phones for the next half hour, Dora's on

1.  Sure he has the potential to be a 30 goal scorer, but what will his attitude be at the glory hole?

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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