Top 11 Things overheard in Detroit war room on free agent day

by Doc Whiskey on Jul 2, 2009 7:58 AM CDT

11. I am so sick of Little Caesar's

10. Hossa went where?! Well he is known for making good career decisions

9. But if we re-sign Chelios, we would save money on hotel and food expenses because of his AARP discount

8. We lost Conklin? Someone get me Hasek's number

7. I would run out and pick up snacks, but I forgot my flak jacket

6. Mr. Ilitch, satan is on line 1, something about a deal?

5. Someone tell Henrik to stop having his copy of Diving Scumbag Monthly delivered here

4. Before I call his agent I've gotta do my daily routine of kicking a baby and eating a live puppy

3. Before you offer him a contract think.....what would Hitler do?

2. Unplug the phones for the next half hour, Dora's on

1. Sure he has the potential to be a 30 goal scorer, but what will his attitude be at the glory hole?

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I'll add one or two

- How did we screw our cap space this bad? We can’t even afford Matt Walker.
- Doug Weight’s agent is on line 1. You want to laugh at him this time?
- What would Matt Millen do?

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by Brad Lee on Jul 2, 2009 10:50 AM CDT reply actions

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK DETROIT!

Uno mas:

12. What the fuck is that odor? Goddamnit, how many times did I tell them NOT to leave Chelios’ corpse outside the Joe. Motherfuckers!

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Jul 2, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions

- Datsuk wants a new “instrument” for his rusty trombone act.

/Sorry.
//Fuck Detroit.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Jul 4, 2009 12:32 PM CDT reply actions

13. Why do we keep getting bags of shit sent to us every year??? And this time it’s in a metal tin with a shoulder strap.

Never forget Philo T. Farnsworth

"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Jul 5, 2009 9:54 AM CDT reply actions

14. Who’s on our shortlist to be the next starting ~~scapegoat~~ goalie.

I feel unclean. It's a shame so deep it can only be erased by the ravages of time and the constant abuse of hard liquor. I rooted on the Red Wings and I am now less of a man for it.

by Pagan on Jul 6, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions