11. I am so sick of Little Caesar's
10. Hossa went where?! Well he is known for making good career decisions
9. But if we re-sign Chelios, we would save money on hotel and food expenses because of his AARP discount
8. We lost Conklin? Someone get me Hasek's number
7. I would run out and pick up snacks, but I forgot my flak jacket
6. Mr. Ilitch, satan is on line 1, something about a deal?
5. Someone tell Henrik to stop having his copy of Diving Scumbag Monthly delivered here
4. Before I call his agent I've gotta do my daily routine of kicking a baby and eating a live puppy
3. Before you offer him a contract think.....what would Hitler do?
2. Unplug the phones for the next half hour, Dora's on
1. Sure he has the potential to be a 30 goal scorer, but what will his attitude be at the glory hole?