Caption THIS, Game Timers...

by Tomorrows Blues on Jul 21, 2009 10:25 PM CDT in Game Time Prospect Department Comment 13 comments

What on Earth are future 'Notes Philip McRae (L) and Alex Pietrangelo (R) thinking here?

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“Whats that coach? You want me to get closer?

“Closer?

“Hey, um, coach….”

SWYD

by gallagher on Jul 21, 2009 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey man

You gotta wait your turn just like everyone else.

"I quit because I didn't feel like the Detroit Lions had a chance to win. It just killed my enjoyment of the game."
-Barry Sanders
(Soon to be the Detroit RedWings - Henrik Zetterberg)

by DasBlues74 on Jul 21, 2009 11:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Phil: “Wait, where’d this lighter come from?”
(pause)
Phil: “GODDAMNIT ALEX! Why’d you fart in my face?”
(flick)
(BOOM)
Phil: “Obviously no one told these people that Taco Bell doesn’t sponsor us anymore.”

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Jul 22, 2009 12:30 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

McRae: which stick did you want me to put in there, coach?

"I'm sorry we hurt their feelings"
-Barret Jackman

by Dooks on Jul 22, 2009 2:04 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Andy Murray: Now, McRae, just pretend Petro is Detroit …

2009 offseason reading: "Nate the Great and the missing powerplay."

by NateTheGreat. on Jul 22, 2009 2:07 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

McRae: What? Why the laughs? What’s so damn funny about me skating ever so slowly against Petro’s butt?
Pietrangelo: Yeah, really, grow up!

St. Louis Game Time

by Marcus E Pettersson on Jul 22, 2009 5:22 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Pietrangelo: Hey! Keep your stick on the ice!

by jeepnut on Jul 22, 2009 7:12 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Coach: “No. I said a breakout pass, not a brokeback .. ah, nevermind.”

Suffering St. Louis Blues hockey withdrawl since April 22, 2009.

by Pagan on Jul 22, 2009 9:47 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I can't believe she's rubbing them all over the glass

True story, no shat

I asked this girl I’d just met to meet me at my hockey game so we can go out afterward. About midway in the 1st period there is some sort of commotion in the far corner over by the lobby glass. Everyone on the ice is looking at something, even the ref. Finally a shift change and as we’re going over the boards we ask what’s up. “2 broads got fur coats on over in the corner with nothing under them and their flashing the players”, the players coming off told us.

Naturally we head straight over for the lucky face off in the corner and to my ~~delight~~ horror i see it’s my date and her friend, all drunk and entertaining the players on the ice. The fans in the stands and lobby couldn’t see from their angle but there sure were a lot of smiles and happy hockey players the rest of that game.

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Jul 22, 2009 10:39 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

well played

Never forget Philo T. Farnsworth

"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
"Stay away from me because I'm dancing to quit a different drum beat," - Eminem

by Carnie on Jul 22, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs