Today is pay day. To that I say: Fuck and yes.

Blues news

• The Rivermen are offering a crazy good deal on a season ticket package. I would totally pay $250 to see a season's worth of hockey. [pjstar.com]

Hockey news

• The Coyotes signed Scottie Upshall. Did they pay him in Monopoly money? I sure hope someone is backing the contract. [TSN]
• NHL owners to Jim Balsillie: Eat a bag of dicks. [TSN]
• This is the greatest picture to accompany this article. Ryan Getzlaf looks like hes in an intense amount of pain. [TSN]
• Wait ... the Boston Bruins third jersey is the 5th best in all of hockey all time ... [Pucks and Pitchforks]
• The Kings are the new Blues. [Sporting News]
• Alex Ovechkin talks, I listen. [Jasper's Rink]
• As a hockey fan and a journalist, I found Defending Big D's two-part interview with hockey journos super interesting. Here is part 1. [Defending Big D]
• And here is part two. [Defending Big D]

Other links

• These are some pretty bad ass names. Can't believe they left off David Backes, though. [Oddee.com]
• I don't know why people can't just make a normal sandwich and eat it. [insanewiches.com]
• A South Carolina man was charged with having sex with a horse. I don't want to know how Hildymac found this. Kudos ... I guess. [ACJ.com]

Video

It took me a while to find this video ... but I think you'll enjoy a man with no legs kicking ass.

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