Thursday Links

by averagejoe on Jul 30, 2009 6:00 AM CDT

Today is pay day. To that I say: Fuck and yes.

Blues news

The Rivermen are offering a crazy good deal on a season ticket package. I would totally pay $250 to see a season's worth of hockey. [pjstar.com]

Hockey news

The Coyotes signed Scottie Upshall. Did they pay him in Monopoly money? I sure hope someone is backing the contract. [TSN]
NHL owners to Jim Balsillie: Eat a bag of dicks. [TSN]
This is the greatest picture to accompany this article. Ryan Getzlaf looks like hes in an intense amount of pain. [TSN]
Wait ... the Boston Bruins third jersey is the 5th best in all of hockey all time ... [Pucks and Pitchforks]
The Kings are the new Blues. [Sporting News]
Alex Ovechkin talks, I listen. [Jasper's Rink]
As a hockey fan and a journalist, I found Defending Big D's two-part interview with hockey journos super interesting. Here is part 1. [Defending Big D]
And here is part two. [Defending Big D]

Other links

These are some pretty bad ass names. Can't believe they left off David Backes, though. [Oddee.com]
I don't know why people can't just make a normal sandwich and eat it. [insanewiches.com]
A South Carolina man was charged with having sex with a horse. I don't want to know how Hildymac found this. Kudos ... I guess. [ACJ.com]

Video

It took me a while to find this video ... but I think you'll enjoy a man with no legs kicking ass.

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Oh, I find that kind of shit...

… because that’s my local newspaper. Journalism FTW, Atlanta Journal-Constitution!

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Jul 30, 2009 10:27 AM CDT reply actions

To tell you how out-in-the-boonies I am (while still being close to StL) . . .

about six years ago, a guy in Macoupin County (where I live) was arrested and eventually jailed for sodomizing a dead horse.

Good luck getting THAT image outta your head, kids!

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Jul 30, 2009 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions

I know this case

.. but he sodomized the horse before it died. The worst part was that he would have a post-coital smoke and the cigarette butts were found stubbed out on the ground near the horses’ stalls.

Poor Molly, or was it Polly?

Suffering St. Louis Blues hockey withdrawl since April 22, 2009.

by Pagan on Jul 30, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions

Yeah, I don't remember the details too much.

But all I know is that the dude was one sick fuck. And apparently his prison sentence was only two years, and he was sentenced in the spring of ‘04. So he’s either gotta be out of jail or dead by now.

Cue the banjos!

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Jul 30, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions

Another reason to look forward to hockey season:

Beastiality discussions won’t be hot topic anymore (hopefully).

by Busch Ice on Jul 30, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions

A-fucking-men to that, dude!

One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.

by Donut King on Jul 30, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions

Speaking of Mike Danton ...

Suffering St. Louis Blues hockey withdrawl since April 22, 2009.

by Pagan on Aug 2, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions

I want to meet . . .

the dude named Max Fightmaster. And Rad Heroman.

They’ve gotta be TOTALLY awesome.

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields

by Donut King on Jul 30, 2009 12:38 PM CDT reply actions

And they want to meet the king of the donuts.

Suffering St. Louis Blues hockey withdrawl since April 22, 2009.

by Pagan on Jul 30, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions

You mean having sex with a horse AGAIN..

Read closely. He was convicted of having sex with the same horse last year. It must be love.

by smashthesymbols on Jul 30, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions

Eww, you're right.

Somehow or another, I just had a Clerks 2 flashback.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Jul 30, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions

I miss my donkey

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Jul 30, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions

I am totally not going to ask.

One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.

by Donut King on Jul 30, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions

thats what she said CCR

"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown

by -DJ- on Jul 30, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions

So does Osama

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Jul 31, 2009 2:19 AM CDT up reply actions

oops, code wiped out my post.

Got a pic of Osama with a donkey, it got me a timeout on another forum so I’m a little gun shy on posting it.

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Jul 31, 2009 2:20 AM CDT up reply actions

I’m pretty sure we don’t give “time-outs” here at game time. I don’t even think we go as far as giving slaps on the wrist.

I mean…. me and RFJCC are still here then I’m pretty sure you’re safe.

Never forget Philo T. Farnsworth

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by Carnie on Jul 31, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions