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Today is International Left Handers Day. It's also payday for me. I don't know which I'm happier about.

Blues news

  • Single-game tickets go on sale Saturday. [Blues]
  • After finishing No. 6 in the West last season and upgrading the power play, goaltending, and defense, the Blues will finish ninth in the conference -- at least that's the logic of the hockey news. [The Hockey News]

Hockey news

Other links

  • Answer Man passes along some creepy tattoos. [COED Magazine]
  • Video games + drinking = win. Although, where is Mario Cart for N64? Where's Halo? [AskMen.com]
  • You'll never look at coloring books the same way. [King of Crayons]

Video

Since Carnie fucked up ankle playing with children (further proof that they are the devil) I'll share with you another one of her videos. Enjoy.


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I only made it to the song in the video before the urge to drink Drano became too strong.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Aug 13, 2009 6:28 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Drinking video games

First, Goldeneye should be #1

Second, I have fond memories of the tecmo super bowl drinking game I played in college. Basically, you get the NES game, and select cpu vs cpu. Then randomly pick 2 teams. This is best done with 4 people. Then in any order you want, each person takes one of the teams rushing or one of the teams passing offense (2 teamsx2offense styles=4 people). You need to play this with beer not shots (especially if you get stuck with Oakland rushing). You take 1 drink for every 5 yards gained rushing, 1 for every rushing attempt, and 1 for every 10 yards passing. 6 drinks for every touchdown and 3 drinks for any turnover your aspect of the offense was responsible for. Yeah you are not playing but it was a blast.

Hatred Walking

by Doc Whiskey on Aug 13, 2009 6:53 AM CDT reply actions  

This sort of drinking game intrigues me.

I might have to try it.

One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.

by Donut King on Aug 13, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think you’d die playing with shots LOL

especially any team vs. the lions

Never forget Philo T. Farnsworth

"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
"Stay away from me because I'm dancing to quit a different drum beat," - Eminem

by Carnie on Aug 13, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's see how deep THN takes the Red Wings down their throat today...

Ninth in the conference, my ass…

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 13, 2009 8:31 AM CDT reply actions  

So the friggin' Blackhawks...

…who have had the worst possible off-season, and are in worse shape than Judas Iscariot stuck head-first for all eternity in the mouth of Satan, will absolutely finish ahead of the Blues.

The Columbus Blue Jackets?

The Calgary Flames?

(insert “rolling eyes” icon here).

Jesus…

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://futurenotes.blogspot.com

by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 13, 2009 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's almost as though they don't really pay attention...

I’m not just saying that b/c they slighted the Blues, but in general their predictions for next year are just weirdness. I’ve been really disappointed with the quality of writing on their site recently. Honestly, I was going to spend $50 for the subscription, but unless they actually put research and thought into the articles, the only stuff I’ll be buying will be the season preview guide for my fantasy draft purposes (I HAVE to beat my dad at something… have to) and maybe some cool special issue like they had last year on goalie masks.

That being said, the article on D-Wad was shockingly balanced, well thought out, and contained valid points. I’ve long maintained that he is not the full problem (though I think he’s contributed in the past). The Thrashers’ ownership blows and won’t offer money to players… that’s how they lost Savard. They commanded Waddell to get vets for the playoff push, and that’s how we got Zhitnik and Walt, even though we had to give up a lot of youth for it. The whole thing is a cluster-fuck, and the ownership won’t show their faces at the town halls anymore because the last time they did, John Davidson got reamed by the fans (and then told them to “deal with it.”). They send Waddell out like a lamb to the slaughter, and honestly, the poor guy looks scared to be there most of the time, which is sad when you consider all he’s doing is talking to 200 or so fat guys in Kovy jerseys, hockey dweebs, wifes and girlfriends who were drug along, and bloggers.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Aug 13, 2009 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

BTW, I have no clue why I typed John Davidson...

… when I meant was Bruce Levinson. Duh.

Sorry – it’s been a LONG day.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Aug 13, 2009 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

its not so much columbus and calgary that offends me, its that they have dallas in at least 7th. they have like a new everything in the front office and most of the same players from last year. last season wasn’t all sean avery’s fault down there.

by bzgea2 on Aug 13, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit!

Single games go on sale Saturday? No one buy any opening night tickets for 9 days so I can get back home and organizmy group!

by J-Mill on Aug 13, 2009 10:20 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Lefties rule

righthanders drewl

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on Aug 13, 2009 10:35 AM CDT reply actions  

Southpaws on the Southside

this one at least

"I quit because I didn't feel like the Detroit Lions had a chance to win. It just killed my enjoyment of the game."
-Barry Sanders
(Soon to be the Detroit RedWings - Henrik Zetterberg '11)

by DasBlues74 on Aug 13, 2009 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh...

Psycho MALL Walker.

Misread that the first time and thought Big Country was pummeling someone.

by Poor College Student on Aug 13, 2009 10:45 AM CDT reply actions  

me too

I got really excited. And then I pushed play.

by averagejoe on Aug 13, 2009 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Never forget Philo T. Farnsworth

"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
"Stay away from me because I'm dancing to quit a different drum beat," - Eminem

by Carnie on Aug 13, 2009 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Hockey News can suck my D**k

That is why I cancelled my THN subscription. They are way to "Canadien is the only Good Hockey " for me.F*** Canada

Why not be utterly change into fire.

by engrishjones on Aug 13, 2009 2:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I finally got a chance when I got home to watch that video.

For some reason, when she put on the pith helmet, I just completely lost it. That woman is BAT SHIT insane.

Was that for real?

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Aug 13, 2009 5:45 PM CDT reply actions  

thats my favorite part.

IT’S A PITH HELMET!!!!

and I also like the part how her face looks when she says, “and they walk….in the rain!”

Never forget Philo T. Farnsworth

"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
"Stay away from me because I'm dancing to quit a different drum beat," - Eminem

by Carnie on Aug 13, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

…see, I have a lot of lung power.

by stlhockey on Aug 13, 2009 5:46 PM CDT reply actions  

holy shit look what i found

http://itsapithhelmet.ytmnd.com/

Never forget Philo T. Farnsworth

"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
"Stay away from me because I'm dancing to quit a different drum beat," - Eminem

by Carnie on Aug 13, 2009 11:06 PM CDT reply actions  

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