Sunday Links: "Damn you, Chris Gift" Edition
by Poor College Student on Aug 16, 2009 6:00 AM CDT
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PrintThink Sunday's links were terrible? Blame Chris Gift. He handed me one of these out at Gallagher's last night.
And before you ask. Yeah, it did the job. Way more than the Bud and Bud Light did.
Of course, if you thought the links were amazing, let Chris Gift know that he is all that is man.
Blues News:
NHL News:
- Sean Leahy, who's been able to raid Puck Daddy's refrigerator while Wyshinski is away for the week, has some suggestions as to how to touch up NHL Network. (Hildymac believes in such methods, too)
- NHL!!? Underage drinking!?!? Why I've never heard of such a thing!!!
- Hildymac (via PPP) passes along an image of what looks to be Demetri Martin dressed in Toronto drag. Do with it what you will.
- From Mirtle, the NHL's other bankruptcy case.
Other Stuff:
- Did you miss Game 6 of the '91 finals? Hildy has your back.
- Ever wondered what the Onion would be like if they did just sports? Here's a taste.
- Is someone planning to eat you?
Video:
This may or may not have been the video that Chris Gift was referring me to out at Gallagher's last night. We can only hope it is.
Averagejoe comes back tomorrow. Sweet Jesus!
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Sorry I missed ya last night, PCS...
But it’s a long way from the opulent GTHQ to Historic Macoupin County, and there are lots of Illinois State Troopers and small-town Barney Fifes in between, who would just love to nail a liberal journalist on his way home from a gathering of fans of that game from the socialist paradise of Canada…
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 16, 2009 8:29 AM CDT reply actions
Sorry... I've been wasting time at the STLToday CA forum again this morning...
…and some (OK, pretty much all) of the RW nutjobs at that shithole are beyond description.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 16, 2009 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Holy shit!
A UHF Wheel Of Fish reference!
“STOOPAD!!! YOU ARE SO . . . STOOOPAAAAAAAAHHHHHDDDDD!!!!!!!!”
One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.
Quite good
but not my favorite part of UHF. Because where do you go when you want to buy name-brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XbCWmY0eqY
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Aug 16, 2009 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
SPATULA CITY! SPATULA CITY!
But my personal favorite UHF blurb has always been . . .
Seriously, Weird Al Yankovic is fucking hilarious. This movie was largely-unwatched comedic genius!
One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.
Largely Unwatched?
I’ve seen it probably 20 times.
I probably shouldn’t’ve committed that to type, should I have?
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Largely unwatched in theaters, anyway.
It ran against Batman, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and Lethal Weapon 2, among others, and got its’ ass kicked.
I’ve seen it somewhere around 20 times as well, though. It’s in my top five!
One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.
I've always been partial to...
“Today, we’re teaching poodles how to fly..”
“Badgers??? Ah, we don’t need no steenking BADGERS…”
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 16, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
That movie is just FULL of awesome stuff!
I could fill a GDT with all the stupid inane quotes and silliness from UHF. It’s THAT good!
One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.
...and what better way to say "I love you" than with the gift of a spatula?
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Aug 16, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
You drank something...
… that got a review like this?
This man can pours a semi bright golden color with a medium sized bleach white cap that leaves some small amounts of lace. The nose smells of something a bit rotten,with strong notes of fermentation very apparent. I have had Malt liquor offerings that have been offered to the drain as sacrifice and I must say this one is drinkable,but that is about it. This is really not that enjoyable,it tastes like a watered down Chardonnay. Slightly rotten grapes and saw dust makes up the flavor profile. Mouthfeel is thin and watery…there must be a lot of very undiscerning alcoholics waiting to get paid on Friday to keeping this brewery in business…Drinkable once,but never again!
Wow. That makes me feel like the time that I drank Steel Reserve I was drinking a 2006 Cakebread Cab.
I think that the questions raised about the Reinsdorf bid in Mirtle’s blurb are legit… but does that just illustrate how God-awful Balsillie is?
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
Jimmy Handrix video
just beautiful man, just in time for the Woodstock folks.
I knew a guy in the dorms who could play his asshole like that. No wah wah pedal so he couldn’t bend the notes but he could hold some long ones. The word thundermug comes to mind.
Dum spiramus tuebimur
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