Friday links: Brad Noyes is a swell guy edition
Let's get this week over with, shall we? But remember, come back for Poor College Student this weekend. He met Louie so don't be surprised if he acts like a big shot this weekend.
Blues news
- Eric Brewer hurt his knee while rehabbing his back. New nickname for Mr. Roboto? Mr. Glass. [Morning Skate]
- Inside this article we find out that Chris Porter has signed a two-year two-way deal. [Grand Forks Herald]
- Brad Noyes ... I mean, Brad Boyes (see attached photo) is a charitable man. [Welland Tribune]
Hockey news
- Bored? How bout a nice coloring book page. [Five For Howling]
- Patrick Kane and his cousin have pleaded guilty to a lesser charge. He has to, and this is serious, write a fucking apology to the cab driver. [TSN]
- Second City wants to put this whole Kane mess behind us. I doubt that is going to happen. [Second City Hockey]
- An open letter to the NHL. It's a good read. [ Mile High Hockey]
- Paul Kelly, the NHLPA director, might be on the hot seat. [TSN]
- Roberto Luongo and the Canucks have a contract deadline. [TSN]
- Alex Kovalev should just not talk for a while. [TSN]
- Jacques Demers is going to the Canadian Senate. [TSN]
- Today's look at the Coyotes situation ...[Puck Daddy]
Other links
- From Donut King: Is your computer on? [Computer Power Test]
- Holy shit. This is incredible. [The Daily What]
- Let's celebrate shitty journalism! [Cracked.com]
- This Web site is strangely hypnotic. [three frames]
Video
It's stand up Friday. Ladies and gents, Patton Oswalt. Language NSFW.
gametimelinks(at)gmail.com Have a good weekend, all. I'll see you when I see you.
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I don’t get popcorn chicken bowls either, they had them at my old high school and everyone went crazy for them. Well I tried one and it gave me diarrhea just like the rest of the cafeteria food.
And speaking of chicken, I went to buffalo wild wings last night for the 50 cent boneless wings. I got 24 boneless wings for the sole purpose of having left overs…. I am eating them as I type (breakfast)
Thats not bad is it?
Never forget Philo T. Farnsworth
"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
"Stay away from me because I'm dancing to quit a different drum beat," - Eminem
Okay, Louie has gone too far folks....
Now he is going around not only pantsless, but totally naked. And around children too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8VjAXYVgQk
"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown
Ok enough is enough......
First Andy Murray needs to take the “C” away from Captain Injury and give it to a guy that deserves it….Say Backes or McDonald…….
Second we need to just cut our losses and dump this injury-prone waste of human flesh. Right now this guy is so worhtless we couldnt get a bucket of pucks for him. As Lando Calrissian said in TESB “This deal is getting worse all the time!”…..Edmonton should thank us for accepting the crap they gave us fro Pronger….Not that I wish we had him back….I think we could have gotten a better deal for him that what we got……
Maybe if were lucky the guy will just retire and save us the trouble of having to watch him ever play for our beloved ’Note again……
Just hopeful thinking…….
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
Future Captain David Backes...
… will wear the “C” one day, but is he ready for it now? Dunno.
by BleedBlue42 on Aug 28, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I've been saying he's ready for it for a good two years now.
Then again, Chuck Norris ain’t got shit on him!
“David Backes’s family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong.”
One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.
Fagile Jay (must be italian)
is already up 39 games on brewer over the last two seasons, will be up about 30 more this season. so we definately need something more fragile than fragile to tag to brewer.
i believe eric’s injury occured when he was practicing his “plant foot, turn back, observe flashing red light” epic signature move. for you playstation 3er’s that move is found by pressing up-up – circle- square – up- sip beer- fart-L3.
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on Aug 28, 2009 10:01 AM CDT reply actions
thant's no lady
that’s my wife!!!!!
p.s. where was the love, 2 seconds in photoshop and glass roboto could have a “c” on his chest!
10 seconds and the bluenote
60 and a puck flying by his head
lol
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on Aug 28, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
In speaking of chemicals…
there was a chemical explosion at my school this morning. and i signed up for this thing called “central alert” it lets you know when shit goes down. but I gave it a special ring tone “get the fuck out of bed there’s a tornado” and that went off in my class.
Never forget Philo T. Farnsworth
"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
"Stay away from me because I'm dancing to quit a different drum beat," - Eminem
can i just point out
the that brad boyes article still says brad noyes in the online hedline. come the fuck on copy editors. its been up FOR A DAY. I found it last night at 12:15 a.m.
I'm putting my money
On the theory that the copy editor is a fucking Red Wings fan.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
This should be a bold letter lead story--Brewer Broken yet Again!
The guy should just retire. The Blues have to hope he just doesn’t come back at all so that they can collect the insurance and at least have something to show for this contract. The worst trade the Blues never made was when there were supposedly a first round pick being offered for Brewtal.
Notice last season the Blues started to win after Brewer was hurt. That is no coincidence as the season before the Blues looked like a whole other team when he was out of the line up. The guy is horrible as we all know and now thankfully there’s even more time we don’t have to grit our teeth look up towards the sky and ask why in the hell did he just pass to the open guy on the other team or rip a slap shot thrity feet wide of the net.
This is a good sign for the Blues.
by Henry Miller's Used Penis on Aug 28, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions
Saturday links
Long story short, PCS’s internets isn’t working at all tonight and the Saturday Links will be late at best.
This shouldn’t’ be a major problem since I usually won’t be staying at a friends in Illinois and trying to find a connection out there. I’ll do my best to get some sort of linkage up when I have time.
In the meantime, pray I don’t get swindled as I try to find a replacement for my Cirrus that got totalled last Friday in a fender bender. (Note: “Totalled” normally carries a connotation of gnarly and radical damage worthy of pictures." In this case, it means I drove a ’96 chrysler with 110k+ on it.)
Sorry for any inconvenience caused and know that the Sunday Links will be back with a vengance.
by Poor College Student on Aug 29, 2009 2:10 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
BOOO!
We want links on time. If you need any help uhh I’m up at 3 a.m. playing NHL 09. Just drop me a line.
OMGZ NO LINKZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!one!!!!
"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown
The horror.
The horror.
Let's go Blues!!!
by Milo. on Aug 29, 2009 7:14 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions

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