Greatest Text Ever.

Hey, remember the late-night polls from last season? You know, from when you were all drunk (or in California) and wanted to find something weird about the Blues to talk about?

And then you showed up here and voted on weird polls and wrote weird comments and posted weird pictures.

Here you go again, bitches.

Based on some of the stuff going on around these parts lately, I received this text late on Thursday:

"His name is brewer. Im so proud."

Accompanied by this picture:

Hi. I'm a baby flying marsupial. Go Blues.

Now, those of you who pay very close attention or get our paper at the home games already have my cell number to send weird texts to when you're feeling drunk and funny. But many of you probably don't have the number.

And so, I ask you....