Sunday Links: "Brother Kane, Can you spare two dimes?" Edition (Updated)

by Poor College Student on Aug 9, 2009 6:00 AM CDT

Sunday: Not as good as Saturday, but it sure beats the hell out of Monday.

Let's click stuff

Blues News:

Blues sign former Las Vegas Wrangler Adam Cracknell. Having played in Vegas, I'm sure he's crossed paths with the likes of Rick Tocchet and Mrs. Gretzky (Too soon? Nah)

NHL News:

UPDATE! Patrick Kane has been arrested concerning an incident with a cab driver. The_Hoff and BleedBlue42 posted links to TSN via the fanshot and the comment. Second City has their say. You stay classy, Buffalo.

NHL to Balsillie: "Fuck off."
It's true. Theo Fleury wants back in the game. From Mirtle's establishment, it sounds like Theo is having hard times financially.
Hahahahahahahaha. Hossa finally gets to meet "Stanley."
Speaking of Stanley, the NHL's HockeyJesus™ got his day with the cup.

Other Stuff:

If you have 45 minutes to kill, Carnie has a video helping you put your constitutional rights to use when facing the lawmen.
G.I. Joe war crimes. Truly a dark day in America.
I'd say I fulfill 7 or so qualities on this list. How about you all?
Another clip. The WTF blanket for dogs. My God, why?
The Usual Suspects is an obvious choice. Empire Strikes Back almost seems like a cop out, considering it was part of a trilogy.
And last but not least...the 5 stages of a hangover. Unrelated note, if you haven't seen The Hangover yet, do so soon. Then again, it'll be out on DVD soon, too. Meh...your call.

Video:

Now THIS is how you pay a fine.

Hope you enjoy the tail end of the weekend. And fare thee well, Shark Week. See you next year.

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I think barack obama might have to get involved…

brilliant!!

You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off

by RFJCC on Aug 9, 2009 9:02 AM CDT reply actions

Oh, good.

Now two Chicago teams’ll have “The Curse of the Goat” on them.

And I am proud to say that I have never made it to stage 5 of that list. Ever. Actually, I don’t think I’ve made it to stage 3.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Aug 9, 2009 9:11 AM CDT reply actions

In the old days at McKendree College . . .

the fine for an on-campus parking violation was $20. This was about 6 or 7 years ago.

A buddy of mine once got a parking violation . . . for parking in the visitor’s lot which you’re not supposed to do if you’re a student. He went to the bank . . . and changed a $20 bill into 2,000 pennies. And went to the public safety office and paid his ticket with those 2,000 pennies. Then wrote about it in the student-run newspaper, the McKendree Review (which we were both staffers of at the time), complete with pictures.

It. Was. EPIC!!!!!

One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.

by Donut King on Aug 9, 2009 10:59 AM CDT reply actions

Holy shit.

HAWKS’ KANE ARRESTED FOR ROBBING, ASSAULTING CAB DRIVER

First the Hawks fail to properly qualify their RFAs by choosing a cheaper delivery method, and now one of their brightest young talents could go to jail over twenty cents. How long until “The Curse of Dollar Bill” is widely accepted?

by BleedBlue42 on Aug 9, 2009 12:35 PM CDT reply actions

soon as I get home

I’ll edit the post and send this to the top, bb42.

by Poor College Student on Aug 9, 2009 1:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions

What a dumbass.

How much does he make a year versus how much that cabbie makes? Jeeze… tell him to keep the change. What a fucking toolbag.

Oh, yeah, that “resurgent Blackhawks” trend is looking to screech to a halt here in a few.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Aug 9, 2009 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions

Some greatness courtesy Calgary Puck

It's a funny name.

by Turd Ferguson on Aug 9, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions

I should add

they’re calling him “20 Cent” up there because that’s how much the cabbie was stiffing him.

It's a funny name.

by Turd Ferguson on Aug 9, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions

lol kane.

by oic on Aug 9, 2009 5:50 PM CDT reply actions

Here's an interview with the cabbie...

To make matters worse, it’s an elderly man! Real nice, guys.

http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/local/news_wivb_buffalo_Local_NHL_star_arrested_09082009

Puck Daddy’s got his mug shot up. I admit, he looks like a total punk-ass in it who would wet himself if Strawberry Shortcake hopped out from behind a tree and scared him.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Kane-arrested-after-allegedly-assaulting-robbin?urn=nhl,181695

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Aug 9, 2009 6:11 PM CDT reply actions

When I got a hangover… I was in the puking stage for 24 hours. And the shivering, the going in and out of consciousness, the shaking, the finding yourself naked in the middle of the basement, the being able to smell puke in your hair three days after the event although you’ve taken 6 showers……yeah

I can’t wait for college!!!!!

Never forget Philo T. Farnsworth

"I want to fucking break it. I want to crush you from the inside."~ Static X
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
"Stay away from me because I'm dancing to quit a different drum beat," - Eminem

by Carnie on Aug 9, 2009 11:32 PM CDT reply actions