You Write The Comedy: Preseason Saturday Edition

by Brad Lee on Sep 19, 2009 12:07 PM CDT Comment 10 comments

St. Louis Blues head coach Andy Murray, top left, is jealous of those girls' Dipin' Dots. (AP Photo/Bill Boyce)

Well hello. The Blues won a fake game Friday night. They will be signing autographs and taking pictures with babies this afternoon for FanFest before playing another fake contest. It promises to be thrilling. We promise.

So to pass the time before you get an authentic B.J. autograph from Crombeen, the above photo could use a caption. And I totally called that Andy Murray takes these games as seriously as a playoff-clinching game late in the season. What might the head coach be yelling during Friday night's game? Let us know in the comments before we put up the GDT which may or may not have a link to allow you to follow the game.

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No BJ you can't have any of their dippin dots

I don’t care if it isn’t a real game.

by luvhockey on Sep 19, 2009 12:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

If you see spiderman out there,

Bring him to me….ALIVE!!!

by Bleedbluecp2 on Sep 19, 2009 1:22 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs

Who is buying after the game?

Who cares? Lets get smashed!!!

by Mikeydh2 on Sep 19, 2009 2:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Oooh damn girl,

Has anyone told you, you look like a less annoying mary jane watson?

by Icion on Sep 19, 2009 2:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm at scottrade.

Anyone else?

Whatever it takes?

by JoMilla on Sep 19, 2009 3:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs

Coach

Hey what do you wankers think you’re doing on my fucking ice?!

"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Sep 19, 2009 4:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Dippin Dots Girl One- Hey I pissed in your Dippin Dots
Dippin Dots Girl Two- Oh so that’s why they taste so much better!!

Look I'm sure youre a nice person and everything but that Redwings jersey you're wearing makes me want to cave your face in with my fist...it's not you it's me and the fact that you're a fucking Redwings fan

by RFJCC on Sep 19, 2009 4:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Berglund (quietly, to teammates): Just act natural, guys. Nobody tell coach where we hid his other shoe.

No beer and no TV make Homer...something something.

by Poor College Student on Sep 19, 2009 6:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Murray – Oh God Beej, why do you have to rip on the bench?
Beej – It’s not that bad coach.
Everyone else – Just act like nothings happening, we’ll be on the ice soon and Walt will have to deal with it.

Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.

by Fuck Detroit on Sep 19, 2009 6:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs