Top 11 Poor Choices of Baby Names For Blues Fans
by gallagher on Sep 22, 2009 3:23 PM CDT
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We've all seen them by now; little kids walking around with player-related names that make you ask the parents, "Is that like...?" To which they immediately cut you off with, "Yes, like the Blues player."
Some we like. Barret, for instance, is solid, and will remain so. Kids named Dallas or Drake always make us smile. We haven't met a Barclay yet, but that kid would immediately be our favorite kid of all time.
But what of the poor choices selected over the years? Here's the eleven worst...
11. Vitali, Igor or Vitali.
10. J.J.
9. Reinhard.
8. Danton or Jefferson.
7. Timofei.
6. Dutchie.
5. Noonan.
4. Murphy.
3. Sasha.
2. Hannu.
1. Keenan.
From the 12 Fluid Ounces of Gallagher's Brain
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I was gonna say...
“Eastwood,” but considering I still think of Clint when I hear Eastwood, I think it is safe… Sorry Mike, but I still hate you.
What about Jamie?
or Shanny?
by DanGNR on Sep 22, 2009 3:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NOONAN!
Esa is probably on that list somewhere.
And boss, I was going to write this. I promise.
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by Brad Lee on Sep 22, 2009 3:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Names like that...
… are why I am forbidden from having children – I’d do that to one.
I’m sure that there are other reasons as well that you guys can think of.
Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?
Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.
by hildymac on Sep 22, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait . . .
Garth isn’t on the list?
/avoids Answer Man
One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.
by Donut King on Sep 22, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
while i fear the wrath of carnie
im gonna go ahead and toss Emmanuel, or its shortened version of Manny, onto the list. if i meet a kid with that name i’m immediately going to think of soft goals, Sarah Palin and the emo-goalie. no thanks.
by averagejoe on Sep 22, 2009 3:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hmmm
louie
laurie
yake
marek
christian
secord
manny
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on Sep 22, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Reinhard? I thought that his name was Retard.
by IrishBlue on Sep 22, 2009 4:18 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Bad Names
Petr
Nedved
Cajanek
Clown Suit Third Jersey (The kids could call him “3J”)
Ron Baechle
Kitchen
Valeri
No beer and no TV make Homer...something something.
by Poor College Student on Sep 22, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anything that sounds close to “Chubby Turkey”.
by BleedBlue42 on Sep 22, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i lk 3j
OOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSHIE! OOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHIE!
by Oshie#74 on Sep 22, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying to name a cat
and some of these are tempting. (Except I like the cat)
by Mr. Particle on Sep 22, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why you naming a cat?
They don’t come when you call them??
Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints
by spectr17 on Sep 22, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My cat comes when you purr at him, it’s so cute =)
"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible
by Carnie on Sep 23, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Forgot about Yake..
Guess that’s a good thing…
What about Soupy?
by DanGNR on Sep 23, 2009 10:14 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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