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Top 11 Poor Choices of Baby Names For Blues Fans

We've all seen them by now; little kids walking around with player-related names that make you ask the parents, "Is that like...?" To which they immediately cut you off with, "Yes, like the Blues player."

Some we like. Barret, for instance, is solid, and will remain so. Kids named Dallas or Drake always make us smile. We haven't met a Barclay yet, but that kid would immediately be our favorite kid of all time.

But what of the poor choices selected over the years? Here's the eleven worst...

11. Vitali, Igor or Vitali.

10. J.J.

9.  Reinhard.

8.  Danton or Jefferson.

7. Timofei.

6.  Dutchie.

5.  Noonan.

4.  Murphy.

3.  Sasha.

2.  Hannu.

1.  Keenan.

 

From the 12 Fluid Ounces of Gallagher's Brain

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I was gonna say...

“Eastwood,” but considering I still think of Clint when I hear Eastwood, I think it is safe… Sorry Mike, but I still hate you.
What about Jamie?
or Shanny?

by DanGNR on Sep 22, 2009 3:28 PM CDT reply actions  

NOONAN!

Esa is probably on that list somewhere.

And boss, I was going to write this. I promise.

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by Brad Lee on Sep 22, 2009 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Names like that...

… are why I am forbidden from having children – I’d do that to one.

I’m sure that there are other reasons as well that you guys can think of.

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by hildymac on Sep 22, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Wait . . .

Garth isn’t on the list?

/avoids Answer Man

One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.

by Donut King on Sep 22, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

while i fear the wrath of carnie

im gonna go ahead and toss Emmanuel, or its shortened version of Manny, onto the list. if i meet a kid with that name i’m immediately going to think of soft goals, Sarah Palin and the emo-goalie. no thanks.

by averagejoe on Sep 22, 2009 3:55 PM CDT reply actions  

hmmm

louie

laurie

yake

marek

christian

secord

manny

A strong anvil fears no hammer

by Childhood Trauma on Sep 22, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Reinhard? I thought that his name was Retard.

by IrishBlue on Sep 22, 2009 4:18 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Bad Names

Petr

Nedved

Cajanek

Clown Suit Third Jersey (The kids could call him “3J”)

Ron Baechle

Kitchen

Valeri

No beer and no TV make Homer...something something.

by Poor College Student on Sep 22, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Anything that sounds close to “Chubby Turkey”.

by BleedBlue42 on Sep 22, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

i lk 3j

OOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSHIE! OOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHIE!

by Oshie#74 on Sep 22, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm trying to name a cat

and some of these are tempting. (Except I like the cat)

by Mr. Particle on Sep 22, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Why you naming a cat?

They don’t come when you call them??

Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints

by spectr17 on Sep 22, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

My cat comes when you purr at him, it’s so cute =)

"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Sep 23, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bryce

name my son after him.

by luvhockey on Sep 23, 2009 8:29 AM CDT reply actions  

Forgot about Yake..

Guess that’s a good thing…

What about Soupy?

by DanGNR on Sep 23, 2009 10:14 AM CDT reply actions  

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