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HOLY CRAP!!!I'

So as many of you know, I often use my education in physics to construct large pneumatic cannons which I then test in my back yard by shooting stuff into the next subdivision. Now for a while people have been constructing a very nice house in that subdivision that I often used for target practice since no one had bought the house. (I'm sure the rotting oranges accumulating on the roof made it a tough sell) However, someone finally bought the house and just try and guess who it is.... None other than John Mr. Sunshine on my god damn shoulders Davidson, seriously. The man is moving into a house only a few hundred yards from mine, so now the question becomes 'do I stop aiming towards his house when testing out my contraptions?'

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- I'd like to take a moment to tell my neighbor to stop firing oranges through my bedroom window, and to stop asking me to clean Louie's suit.

 

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-The yellow markers mark where our two houses are...fuck and yes

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Should I stop firing stuff at John Davidson's house?
Yes, you're already enough of a douchebag
17 votes
No, you were there first and an orange to the face can't hurt that bad
7 votes
I refuse to answer because I know nothing is going to stop you anyway
16 votes

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I would *probably* stop...

Methinks JD will call the cops on you if you keep it up… and how are you supposed to get discounted tickets if you’re shooting oranges into his bathroom?

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Sep 24, 2009 1:37 PM CDT reply actions  

I took option #3.

Seriously, I think if Teej were living in your neighborhood, you wouldn’t think twice to use his house as target practice if you knew you could get close. Amirite amirite amirite . . . ?

One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.

by Donut King on Sep 24, 2009 1:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe you could use your cannon to send over all of the excellent ideas and suggestions generated here at good ole SLGT… that way you get to keep shooting stuff, and JD will see how creepy passionate Blues stalkers fans are

by TheDubGee on Sep 24, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions  

hahaha

Messages via pneumatic cannons. I love it.

Of course, now all the crazies out there know where JD is living… Yikes!

by HuntsvilleBlues on Sep 24, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah

I admit, I just google mapped it. I could be there in about 20 minutes.

www.stlouisgametime.com

by Brad Lee on Sep 24, 2009 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don’t want you stop shooting at his house.

Instead, befriend this man whilst shooting at his house, he should not figure out it is you if you play your cards right.

"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Sep 24, 2009 2:26 PM CDT reply actions  

for Davidsons protection or for mine?? Because if you come near my house with negative intentions i’ll take your head off with a piece of produce…just try me

Look I'm sure youre a nice person and everything but that Redwings jersey you're wearing makes me want to cave your face in with my fist...it's not you it's me and the fact that you're a fucking Redwings fan

by RFJCC on Sep 24, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man now I have to go find my magnifying glass

by luvhockey on Sep 24, 2009 4:56 PM CDT reply actions  

At least paint the oranges Blue first.

Show that Bleed Blue pride. Maybe jam a puzzle piece in there for good measure.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Sep 24, 2009 6:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Well done, my friend. Well done.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Sep 25, 2009 11:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hey, isn't that picture of JD above....

The one where he was announcing EJ’s season ending injury? I mean, look at his face.

by HuntsvilleBlues on Sep 24, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

www.stlouisgametime.com

by Brad Lee on Sep 25, 2009 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think a friend of mine summed it up best

dont worry about where you shoot your potato cannon. Anything you shoot at John Davidson will go between his legs.

Look I'm sure youre a nice person and everything but that Redwings jersey you're wearing makes me want to cave your face in with my fist...it's not you it's me and the fact that you're a fucking Redwings fan

by RFJCC on Sep 25, 2009 2:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Someone from the Blues organization

lives on my girlfriend’s street (Spoede Lane in Ladue). I thought it was Davidson but I guess not. The house was built in the last year or so so now I’m trying to figure out who it is.

by Busch Ice on Sep 29, 2009 11:38 AM CDT reply actions  

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