So as many of you know, I often use my education in physics to construct large pneumatic cannons which I then test in my back yard by shooting stuff into the next subdivision. Now for a while people have been constructing a very nice house in that subdivision that I often used for target practice since no one had bought the house. (I'm sure the rotting oranges accumulating on the roof made it a tough sell) However, someone finally bought the house and just try and guess who it is.... None other than John Mr. Sunshine on my god damn shoulders Davidson, seriously. The man is moving into a house only a few hundred yards from mine, so now the question becomes 'do I stop aiming towards his house when testing out my contraptions?'
- I'd like to take a moment to tell my neighbor to stop firing oranges through my bedroom window, and to stop asking me to clean Louie's suit.
-The yellow markers mark where our two houses are...fuck and yes