You Write The Caption Friday

by gallagher on Sep 25, 2009 11:40 AM CDT

Alex Steen scored against the Wilds last night and was properly congratulated by his linemates Silent Jay McClement and The Beej, B.J. Crombeen.

But for some reason that we can't quite sniff out, it looks like these guys are saying something to each other a little different than the normal post-goal niceties of

great shot
nice pass
did you see that chick behind the net with the rack, err, Dippin' Dots?
you look like you smell like piss

And the like.

We've got our own guesses, but what do YOU think they're all saying to each other? Let us know in the comments.

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Crombeen: Yo, Steen, I’m really happy you scored and I’ma let you finish celebrating, but Silent Jay, he had a way better goal.

Steen: but, but…but,

Crombeen: His goal should already win goal of the year.

Silent Jay: Beej, it’s only preseason, the goals don’t even count.

by stbluesboy21 on Sep 25, 2009 12:37 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs

This is why we have a rec button.

SWYD

by gallagher on Sep 25, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

agreed

Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat

by DESTROYER on Sep 25, 2009 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions

hmmm

number 1 rule of slap club is you never talk about slap club

crombeen :love punch, pass it on!
steen: love punch pass it on!
jay: I can’t feel love so screw you guys!!!

A strong anvil fears no hammer

by Childhood Trauma on Sep 25, 2009 12:52 PM CDT reply actions

No we have to grab from the top to bottom

Crombeen – Say, thats a nice pair of shoulder pads you got there Silent-Jay
McClement – Yeah man but check out steener’s helmet
Steen – What kind of jock-strap is that you got on there Jay . . .

"I quit because I didn't feel like the Detroit Lions had a chance to win. It just killed my enjoyment of the game."
-Barry Sanders
(Soon to be the Detroit RedWings - Henrik Zetterberg '11)

by DasBlues74 on Sep 25, 2009 1:53 PM CDT reply actions

Nostrildamus: Guys, I’m tellin you, I had this premonition that the NHL is gonna end in December of 2012!

Jay: Isn’t that an Incan prophecy?

Beej: No, it’s Mayan. But that’s not important right now. Just keep your noses to the grindstone, and everything will work itself out.

by Angst vorm Nichts on Sep 25, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

So you, too, picked the wrong week to quit smoking . . .

One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.

by Donut King on Sep 25, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions

. . . from the world of the bizarre . . .

FrankenSteen: NEVER NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!

Silent Jay: Euro phruit spawn . . . AVAST!

Beej: Chill dude, I ganked his iPod and filled it with Barry White tracks before the flight.

Silent Jay: Ya snaggle-toothed cock! I’LL KILL YOU!!!!!

One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.

by Donut King on Sep 25, 2009 2:58 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Well done sir.

by tlg80 on Sep 28, 2009 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions

Steen: Did you really have to distract them by pointing out how big my nose is?

Beej: Ooooh, SNAP! Nice one, Silent Jay.

Silent Jay: I didn’t have to say anything to ’em, Steener. Nice goal.

by Liut! on Sep 25, 2009 6:46 PM CDT reply actions

Its a McSteenbean sandwich....

im sure hungry for some hockey

by Go_Blues on Sep 26, 2009 7:26 AM CDT reply actions

Jay: Steener, you got to be this tall to go.
Alex: But Jay, Coach Murray said I was taller than Perron and I could go – he’d leave DP behind instead!
BJ: Hey guys, don’t worry. We all get to go to Sweden!

by ibleedblue1968 on Sep 26, 2009 7:54 AM CDT reply actions

Jay: With the power invested in me I now dub thee Sir Nosealot!

Steen: What the fuck?

Beej: He is only guy I know who sleepskates. I’ll shake him awake.

by Rich of GASL on Sep 26, 2009 11:37 AM CDT reply actions

The Handshake

Jay: Dude, nice goal! That was sick!
Beej: Yeah, and that was a nice set up Jay!
Steen: Stupid Americans. In my country, THIS is how you really congratulate a man on a job well done…

Fuck and Detroit go together like Peanut Butter and Jelly. Only Peanut Butter and Jelly are good and Detroit is the very proof that God, Allah, and Buddha all have a sense of humor, after all. Good joke, guys.

by ISuckatLife on Sep 28, 2009 8:42 AM CDT reply actions