The old Alma Mata is having our 30th reunion this fall, in honor I thought i'd write something

write what? hmmm how about Sydor's letter home...

Hello Hully, goodbye Texas

Here I am in blues camp- vex-assed

Camp is held in a shopping mall

where hire to kill guys are apparently on-call

I went hiking with Eric Brewer
He developed 5 injuries- no fewer

You remember Cam Janssen
He got crabs last night just outside of Branson

All the real fans hate the towel boy
And the lower bowl are all from illinois 
while the head coach wants no creativity

So he puts Perron in press box captivity

Now I don't want this to scare more

But my head coach is Mr. Skelator
You remember Paul Kariya?
They're saying he's got himself explosive diarrhya.

take me back, oh golden brett
Take me back, Im so upset
Don't leave me  in midwest drab

I might move into DJ's  bachelor pad.
Take me back I promise I will score a goal
Or do a blueline patrol.
Oh please don't make me stay
I've been here one whole day.

Dearest Hullie, darling Dallas

wasn't Avery just a phallus
Let me come home, if you miss me
I would even let Woywitka hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute, it's stopped shitting.
Guys are skating, guys are hitting
looking playoffs, gee that's better
Mister Hullie kindly disregard this letter.