The old Alma Mata is having our 30th reunion this fall, in honor I thought i'd write something
write what? hmmm how about Sydor's letter home...
Hello Hully, goodbye Texas
Here I am in blues camp- vex-assed
Camp is held in a shopping mall
where hire to kill guys are apparently on-call
I went hiking with Eric Brewer
He developed 5 injuries- no fewer
You remember Cam Janssen
He got crabs last night just outside of Branson
All the real fans hate the towel boy
And the lower bowl are all from illinois
while the head coach wants no creativity
So he puts Perron in press box captivity
Now I don't want this to scare more
But my head coach is Mr. Skelator
You remember Paul Kariya?
They're saying he's got himself explosive diarrhya.
take me back, oh golden brett
Take me back, Im so upset
Don't leave me in midwest drab
I might move into DJ's bachelor pad.
Take me back I promise I will score a goal
Or do a blueline patrol.
Oh please don't make me stay
I've been here one whole day.
Dearest Hullie, darling Dallas
wasn't Avery just a phallus
Let me come home, if you miss me
I would even let Woywitka hug and kiss me.
Wait a minute, it's stopped shitting.
Guys are skating, guys are hitting
looking playoffs, gee that's better
Mister Hullie kindly disregard this letter.