This story kinda flew under the radar on all of us . . . my apologies if it was meant to be a link tomorrow morning . . .
Apparently the NHL has sent out a memo to the league's clubs, per the first part of this article filed by Darren Dreger of TSN on Friday.
I found this via Puck Daddy, who found this hilarious take on the memo on Razor's site. Which is when I searched for the TSN article because neither Wysh nor Razor linked to it (because THEY hate the fuck word too? Makes you wonder . . .).
Let's have some fun after the jump . . .As you could imagine, since they're trying to turn hockey into a family sport, the NHL fucking HATES the fuck word. Well fuck the NHL and their fucking controlling of the fuck word. It's fucking hockey, Goddamnit. Not fucking tiddly-winks or fucking whatever.
And fuck the fucking fuckers who fucking said the fucking fuckers were fucking wrong. And fuck the fucking fuckers who fucking hate the fuck word. FUCK!
Also, Fuck Detroit. And Fuck Chicago. And Fuck anyone that's not the Blues! WE'RE GOIN' TO SOUTH CAROLINA! AND OKLAHOMA! AND ARIZONA! AND NORTH DAKOTA! AND NEW MEXICO! WE'RE GOIN' TO CALIFORNIA! AND TEXAS! AND NEW YORK! AND WE'RE GOIN' TO SOUTH DAKOTA! AND OREGON! AND WASHINGTON! AND MICHIGAN! AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO WASHINGTON D.C. TO TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE! YEEEEEEAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . . . (passes out)
OK. I got a bit carried away there.
To recap, the NHL hates the fact that NHL personnel are using any of "The Seven Words You Can't Say On Television" and is apparently going to start handing out fines, and I say the NHL is full of fucking shit. I'm sure some of you agree. That is all. Carry on.