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Flying Under The Radar: The NHL Gives A Fuck About The Fuck Word

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2010 9:30 PM CST

This story kinda flew under the radar on all of us . . . my apologies if it was meant to be a link tomorrow morning . . .

Apparently the NHL has sent out a memo to the league's clubs, per the first part of this article filed by Darren Dreger of TSN on Friday.

I found this via Puck Daddy, who found this hilarious take on the memo on Razor's site. Which is when I searched for the TSN article because neither Wysh nor Razor linked to it (because THEY hate the fuck word too? Makes you wonder . . .).

Let's have some fun after the jump . . .

As you could imagine, since they're trying to turn hockey into a family sport, the NHL fucking HATES the fuck word. Well fuck the NHL and their fucking controlling of the fuck word. It's fucking hockey, Goddamnit. Not fucking tiddly-winks or fucking whatever.

And fuck the fucking fuckers who fucking said the fucking fuckers were fucking wrong. And fuck the fucking fuckers who fucking hate the fuck word. FUCK!

Also, Fuck Detroit. And Fuck Chicago. And Fuck anyone that's not the Blues! WE'RE GOIN' TO SOUTH CAROLINA! AND OKLAHOMA! AND ARIZONA! AND NORTH DAKOTA! AND NEW MEXICO! WE'RE GOIN' TO CALIFORNIA! AND TEXAS! AND NEW YORK! AND WE'RE GOIN' TO SOUTH DAKOTA! AND OREGON! AND WASHINGTON! AND MICHIGAN! AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO WASHINGTON D.C. TO TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE! YEEEEEEAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . . . (passes out)

OK. I got a bit carried away there.

To recap, the NHL hates the fact that NHL personnel are using any of "The Seven Words You Can't Say On Television" and is apparently going to start handing out fines, and I say the NHL is full of fucking shit. I'm sure some of you agree. That is all. Carry on.

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by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 11, 2010 10:38 PM CST reply actions

I like this cup.

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by Carnie on Jan 12, 2010 12:50 AM CST up reply actions

This coffee mug is made of victory.

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by Donut King on Jan 12, 2010 9:18 AM CST up reply actions

It's hockey ofcourse theres going to be swearing.

the NHL is getting ridiculous(or to family friendly)

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by stlAJ on Jan 12, 2010 6:41 AM CST reply actions

I think anything “family friendly” is ridiculous. But thats just me.

"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Jan 12, 2010 10:59 AM CST up reply actions

its about the

coaches talking to the media, most of the time live and on air. eh. yea i’d prefer the nhl remind peeps that they are live on the air. when is the last fucking time larussa cussed on air?

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by Childhood Trauma on Jan 12, 2010 12:25 PM CST up reply actions

Wait - Cards personel and fans are allowed to cuss?

Someone explain that to the fine folks at VEB.

The coaches probably do need to pay closer attention to what they say in press conferences and the like, seeing as how they’re representing the team and the league. That being said, I don’t know what I would do if I weren’t treated to a Torts nut up once in a while.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

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by hildymac on Jan 13, 2010 1:10 PM CST up reply actions

well

there is the lee elia rant. i’m always shocked the mcrae rant beats it. yea mcrae injured someone with a phone, but lea called his own fan base ignorant jobless losers with about 1k dirty words tossed in. aned since his fan base is chicago natives, i think its far more hilarious than mcrae phone tossing or even torts losing command of a tv14 rating.

the bigger thing is the current ref basing thing. lol. nhl sends memos out about cussing, drops the heavy fine on negative ref criticisms, after that broke i tried to find a ref ranking/rating site (always underground of course. the nhl has the best refs EVER EVER and if you doubt it look search on chinese’s version of goggle and buttman will tell ya himself!) but all i could do is find sports betting ref ‘ats’ and ‘o/u’ ranking.

even on those auger appeared to suck

and additionally one of the most “anti” homer refs in the leagues was tim peel. perhaps why i hate seeing him ref a blues game. he always drops something weird on the home crowd before sean give him a ride home

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by Childhood Trauma on Jan 13, 2010 3:57 PM CST up reply actions

there is the lee elia rant.

This was wonderful. I think of it often.

Thank God for YouTube: LINKY

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Jan 13, 2010 8:14 PM CST up reply actions

Fuck.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Jan 13, 2010 1:04 AM CST via mobile reply actions

It's old and used

but worth a LINK in this thread.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Jan 13, 2010 8:55 PM CST up reply actions

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