Top 11 Reasons The Blues Keep Winning
The Blues are currently riding their longest winning streak of the season with four consecutive victories. No, we don't know how they're doing it either. The four wins in a row only gives them the glowing record of 4-4-2 in their last 10. So that kind of illustrates how the season has gone. And how inexplicable this streak seems.
This is a team that got its coach fired in the middle of a seven-game winnless streak right before this winning streak started. They have the worst home record in the NHL and three of the four wins have been in St. Louis. Up is down, black is white. Instead of losing the Blues are winning. Unbelievable.
In an effort to help explain the phenomenon, we provide you with the following 11 reasons why the Blues keep winning. Feel free to add your own in the comments.
11. Keith Tkachuk keeps seeing his lucky oral surgeon before games.
10. Eric Brewer has kept his New Year's resolution of promising to not give the puck away in the neutral zone leading to a deflating breakaway goal more than once a month.
9. T.J. Oshie got Facebooked with his hits on Rick Nash last year on youtube and remembered how he has to play. He texted a thank you.
8. Patrik Berglund has forgotten all about Coach Mr. Yells A Lot Man.
7. David Backes hasn't hurt his fists on the soft skulls of Canadian Olympic players. Yet.
6. Chris Mason's beard woke up from hibernation restoring his super powers.
5. Davis Payne isn't nearly as creepy behind the bench. That's not even a joke.
4. Tom Calhoun isn't mailing it in anymore with his "one minute left in this period" announcements.
3. The players fear disappointing Bobby Plager.
2. They got rid of the decaf in the dressing room.
1. Davis Payne knows voodoo.
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12.
They finally stopped believing the pre-season hype and got back to hockey fundamentals.
Let's go Blues!!!
by Milo. on Jan 18, 2010 9:45 AM CST via mobile reply actions
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Roman Polak is no longer the only one getting his helmet farted upon.
"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." -- Don Marquis
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14.
David Perron is no longer listening to fashion advice
No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable pre-fab furniture.
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Tinted visor: If it works for Ovie …
Paul Kariya's hips don't lie and he's starting to feel it's right.
by NateTheGreat. on Jan 18, 2010 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
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alex steen started playing hockey like his other parent
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on Jan 18, 2010 11:01 AM CST reply actions
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Two words:
Slumpbuster Angellla
No beer and no TV make Homer...something something.
by Poor College Student on Jan 18, 2010 11:26 AM CST via mobile reply actions
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It’s all down to me. They haven’t lost since I leant over the tunnel and got my hand “tapped” by every player on their way out.
I’ll accept all homages….
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"If you prick me, do I not...leak?"
"I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause."
"I am programmed in multiple techniques, a broad...variety of pleasuring..."
RIP Lt Commander Data
by drfrankentweed on Jan 18, 2010 12:08 PM CST reply actions
Does that mean that if you ever touch the Blues again they'll start losing?
Good thing you live overseas
No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable pre-fab furniture.
LOL
that might very well be so.
Of course, my Ducks friend claims the Blues are winning because she prayed to the “Ben” from “Lost” bobblehead figure for me to see a win…and she reckons Ben bobblehead just doesn’t know when to stop….
BLUE SKIES - new St Louis Blues hockey blog.
"If you prick me, do I not...leak?"
"I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause."
"I am programmed in multiple techniques, a broad...variety of pleasuring..."
RIP Lt Commander Data
by drfrankentweed on Jan 18, 2010 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
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Someone gave Erik Johnson a copy of the 2006 NHL Draft to remind him that he’s a 1st overall draft pick and should play as such.
Breaking News: I'm currently in the process of writing "I will not say and/or type "that word" 1,000 times.
19.
The “hat of lies” now appears to have lucky grease or urine stains that supplement the already-lucky filth.
20.
Columbus keeps coming up on the schedule
you smell that? that's what a winner smells like....
by stonewall jackson on Jan 18, 2010 3:42 PM CST reply actions
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Payne -“why not shoot the puck at the net”
Steen – “well I guess we could give it a shot”
Oshie – “Me first”
Walt – “Oh No”
Why is patience a virtue and procrastination a sin...I mean whats wrong with patiently procrastionating?
by Go_Blues on Jan 18, 2010 5:23 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
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Who would of thought the hockey gods were paid in teeth. Way to sacrafice Walt, but we might need some of your molers now.
Why is patience a virtue and procrastination a sin...I mean whats wrong with patiently procrastionating?
the said
walt came back “A littke loghter” his first game back, ans im thinking… teeth don’t weigh THAT much…
although on secobd thought maybe he wasnt eating much fir a week :)
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on Jan 18, 2010 5:39 PM CST up reply actions

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