01/20 Road Music: @ Montreal Canadiens
Today's Road Music is brought to you by the letters D and P.
It is no secret that one of the more popular players on the roster is David Perron. His amazing puck-handling talent and nose for the net are just a couple of reasons why it's a joy to watch him play. He's a native of Sherbrooke, Quebec, so this is essentially his homecoming. The last time the Blues were in Montreal was in David's rookie year on 03/18/08. According to the press accounts, he and the other two rookies were on the hook for a $39,000 tab for the Rookie Team Dinner.
And now David returns home as a third-year player (is he a "veteran" yet?) and amongst the team's leaders in goals-scored. If we have much success this year at all, Perron is going to have to play a huge role in it. And there's no better time to showcase that, than in front of his home crowd.
For the music, I'm going off the beaten path a little bit. I'm not much of a metal head, but anytime I can fit this selection into a hockey context, it's gotta be attempted.
I have no confirmation that his Grandmother will actually be there at the game.
As for our hosts, the Habs are not having much success themselves. They are 4-5-1 in their last 10 games, and have lost 2 in a row. Overall, they are 23-23-4. There is a bit of a goaltending controversy hovering over the team (if the media there are to be believed), as Carey Price has struggled a little (11-16-3 record, .915/ 2.69, 0 SO), and Jaroslav Halak has played very well this year (12-7-1, .922/ 2.64 with 2 SO). That may be more hype than reality, but the numbers are compelling.
Since this is one of the smaller teams in the league, I would hope that we can physically dominate these guys, and force our play upon them. If we can accomplish this (and stay out of the box, for crying out loud!), we should be able to take these guys. Unfortunately, we play again the next night in Ottawa, or else the boys could celebrate with the other thing Montreal is famous for: world-class strip clubs.
Further Reading:
This is also your GDT pre-party. Be sure to get home early; the puck drops at 6:30 St Louis time. The GDT should come shortly before. Until then, gather here, practice your French trash talk, break in your new tinted monitor cover, and enjoy this scene that introduced me to today's song:
LGB!
-CrossCheckRaise
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"Do not fuck with The Blue Note" in French . . . at least I'm close here, anyway . . .
is “Ne baiser avec La Note Bleu.”
If we have any former or current French students to dispute/correct this, go for it.
As with every other Wednesday seemingly . . . I’ll be rolling some chemistry-enhanced heavy ball down wood planks tonight. The Dude abides.
"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." -- Don Marquis
The Blue Note Zone - BY Blues fans, FOR Blues fans!
good shit
we may have to use that tonight lol
If you have a donkey and i have a chicken and youre donkey ate my chickens feet what would you have.... 2 feet of my cock in youre ass!! haha
by bleedblue2009 on Jan 20, 2010 12:34 PM CST up reply actions
i think one loss
in a row is good enough
If you have a donkey and i have a chicken and youre donkey ate my chickens feet what would you have.... 2 feet of my cock in youre ass!! haha
Anything Kevin Smith related is all good
Does this mean this is Silent Jay’s game to shine?
No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable pre-fab furniture.
To honor some old Quebecois teammates
who taught me how to taunt in frenchie, I give you “Spec’s Pocket Guide On Insulting Quebecois Hockey Players”
Let’s start of with a general greeting to the opponents used during warmups. “Suceux de balus!”. or “Cock sucker”. Best shouted half way across the rink with some wild gesturing toward your manhood.
Progressing on to a cordial reply we have “Mange de la marde” or “Eat Shit”. This can also be used on deaf, dumb and blind Quebecois referees and goal judges.
Moving over to the goalie we have to use the mental angle so we’ll go with “t’es malade mental!” or “You’re sick in the head”. Even if you botch this one there is enough there for the net minder to get your drift and wonder what the hell is going on. If that fails go with the “Slapshot” version “votre épouse mange le chat” or “Your wife eats pussy”.
For the scrums I like “va te faire défoncer” or “Go get ass fucked”. This one is for Carnie to use.
When in the sin bin and the penalty timer keeper or attendant is giving you shit we have “ni cul ni tête” or “brainless”. Just point to your helmet to add a visual aid.
And who better to learn insults form then Triumph insult comic dog http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF43P-FJrFo
LGBs!!
donnez un coup de pied leurs ânes français foutus
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
Hoping for some Perrownage tonight
A little dangle for sa mère, crash the net for son papa…
Good luck tonight kids!
Well, not really. But the sentiment is there.
You have nothing to worry about. We suck, big time.
At least you know what to expect then
We have no idea what team will show up
No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable pre-fab furniture.
Good luck habsfan
when I was a kid the Habs and Toronto were the shizzle (1960s)
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
Pre game on bishes
So good to be back home to watch the game in style.
Just a chew toy for the hockey gods
ConkBlock in goal
NAMBLA on the 4th line (now that AM’s gone, I guess we have those again).
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 20, 2010 6:07 PM CST reply actions
I hate this time of a gameday
I only get Center Ice so I don’t get pregame. Not enough time to really do much of anything else so I end up watching some other crappy hockey game. Like Devils / Panthers for instance
No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable pre-fab furniture.
Nope not for me
Time Warner and all I have is annoying 45 seconds of filler rock over and over again
No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable pre-fab furniture.
I have waaaaaay too many joke pics for MTL
by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 20, 2010 6:11 PM CST reply actions
HEY!
The GDT is up HERE
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 20, 2010 6:16 PM CST reply actions

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