IRAQ Hockey Player
by RFJCC on Jan 20, 2010 8:57 AM CST
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IRAQI HOCKEY PLAYER
The Detroit Red Wings foreign scout flies to Baghdad
to watch a young Iraqi play hockey in the new American
sponsored league and is suitably impressed and
arranges for him to come over to the US .
Ken Holland signs him to a one year contract and the
kid joins the team for the preseason.
Two weeks later the Wings are down 4-0 to the
Blackhawks with only 10 minutes left. Mike Babcock
gives the young Iraqi the nod and he goes in.
The kid is a sensation - scores 5 goals in 10 minutes
and wins the game for Wings! The fans are delighted,
the players and coaches are delighted
and the media love the new star.
When the player comes off the ice he phones his mom to
tell her about his first day of NHL hockey. "Hello
mom, guess what?" he says in an Iraqi accent. "I
played for 10 minutes today, we were 4-0 down, but I
scored 5 goals and we won. Everybody loves me, the
fans, the media, they all love me."
Wonderful," says his mom, "Let me tell you about my
day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed,
your sister and I were ambushed,
raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of
looters, and all while you were having such great
time." The young Iraqi is very upset.
"What can I say mom, but I'm so sorry."
"Sorry? You're Sorry?" says his mom,
"It's your fault we moved to Detroit in the first place!"
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Good one RJ
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. Laura Ingalls Wilder
HAHAHAHA
i almost pissed myself i laughed so damn hard lol
+10000000000… only if i could
If you have a donkey and i have a chicken and youre donkey ate my chickens feet what would you have.... 2 feet of my cock in youre ass!! haha
Kuh-POW!
Beautiful stuff!
"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." -- Don Marquis
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Haha....
Good stuff
you smell that? that's what a winner smells like....
by stonewall jackson on Jan 20, 2010 2:01 PM CST reply actions
the best part is
this shit actually happens there haha
If you have a donkey and i have a chicken and youre donkey ate my chickens feet what would you have.... 2 feet of my cock in youre ass!! haha
Fucking awesome
It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
Proud member of the "Keep Marleau Forever" Club
Brilliant
Just brilliant.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
This is hilarious!!!
Freakin’ genius stuff. You guys should make this your gameday intro whenever you face the BBQ Wings!
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
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