hoo-fa, f-you friday.
by gallagher on Oct 1, 2010 1:47 PM CDT
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1. fuck you punctuation. no one else seems to see a need for it, why should i? while we're at it we might as well dump almost all punctuation paragraph breaks and any desire to organize our thoughts into useable. sizes. bloggers are just basement dwellers who have no respect for guys in the room and everyone knows that the only trustable media folks are those who work for a radio station. right?
2. fuck you baseball. i'm so glad the cardinals are finally really out of the playoff chase and i can finally stop pretending like i care about them at all. unfortunately for me, i live in st. louis and the cardinals are the topic of conversation at least a couple times a day. why? hell if i know. if i'm not playing in a game of baseball, i sure as hell am not watching a game of baseball. it's like they're trying to find new ways to slow that game down. try some hockey out, weirdos.
3. fuck you mr. city cool. yeah, i'm sure you're so much more urban and with it than me, just jump right in front of me for your chance to cross the street before the light changes. i get it - you're too cool to wait while i must be some sort of suburb bumpkin because i don't feel like doing the bob and weave through traffic. by the way, mr. city cool guy, you're wearing fucking zubas, so i already win. zubas. please.
4. fuck you injuries. this is supposed to be the year when a bunch of the baby blues take the next big step and the team actually proves that you can improve from within. great, we're all onboard. injuries, however, seem to be the one thing none of us planned on. already carlo colaiacovo and andy mcdonald have had to suffer through some injuries and now nikita nikitin has a broken wrist. this better not be an omen of how this season is going to go. it's one thing if the team struggles, it's way more frustrating if they're good but get derailed by injuries. knock it off, hockey gods, we've been kicked in the teeth enough over the last few years. time for you to go pile on detroit, isn't it?
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fuck you douchetards from chicago
that bought one of my gf’s boxer puppies… now its gonna be brought up in a bad environment.. Fuck Chicago
If you have a donkey and i have a chicken and your donkey ate my chickens feet what would you have.... 2 feet of my cock in your ass!! haha
I heartily second the notion of...
“FU injuries.”
It’s definitely time for the injury bug to bite Detroit in their old, wrinkled asses…
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
Fuck you, to the dumbfuck Chicago fans, you continue to talk shit last night at the fame WHILE you down. Quit talking bout your Stanley Cup, no one likes living in the fucking past.
Fuck you, Jake Dowell, I’m pretty sure you were the bitch who put Nikitin low into the boards and broke his wrist. Have fun in the AHL again needledick.
Fuck you, Chicago and Detroit!
by BleedBlueOrFU on Oct 1, 2010 3:04 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Fuck You roommate, for passing out while peeing and falling backwards through the dry-wall and appearing to have a seizure only to be fine 30 minutes later. SHIT.
Fuck You Marty Turco, you worthless fucker. You might as well have let ’ol Frosted Tips teabag you in front of us last night. Thanks for the laugh!
Fuck You Intent to Blow, for your mockery of the Blues. Fucking chodes.
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Fuck you, Lebron James
How dare you play the race card, you rich m-fing, c-sucker. As a poor black man, I know what it feels like to be shat on because of race, and nobody is shitting on you…you have people kissing your ass 24-7, and you could buy and sell everybody here on SLGT (well, except Brad, maybe)…you and fucktard ESPN jerked off a entire nation about your “decision” last summer, and you used a bunch of poor kids as a backdrop while you droned on about how hard it was for you to decide which stupid rich bastard gets to overpay you more. Now you want people to feel sorry for you for being a put upon black man…please.
Fuck you, LBJ and fuck Miami.
by tbell61 on Oct 1, 2010 4:47 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
When I saw that...
Fuck you, LBJ
I flashed back to my youth for a minute.
Gotta go listen to some of the music I was listening to in those days now…
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Oct 1, 2010 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha, LBJ
Why V’et-nom? I was big into military/war history when I was a kid and remember watching that video and thinking LBJ just sounded flat-out ridiculous talking about Vietnam in his southern drawl.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
hmm
lbj took the irt down to main street usa. and wbhen he got there what did he see? the youth of america on lsd
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on Oct 1, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I saw that this morning
I thought it was the most idiotic thing ever, maybe he should realize the reason everybody is making a big deal about it is the way he went about it.
He acted like he was the only important thing going on this summer, and proved what a big d-bag he was by needing to put on that special for a 2 second announcement.
So make that 3 fuck you, LBJ
BOOM SHAKA HALAKA!
Since this makes me think of NBA Jam, I wonder if Halak will magically transform into a brick wall if he makes 10 saves in a row, ala Wayne Gretzky hockey on the N64.
by TheDarkMongoose on Oct 1, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck you fire fox, for crashing and and deleting my whole piece of nearly completed art work that I had been working on for 3+ hours.
And fuck me even more for having faith in my internet connection, and then not saving my work.
And again, fuck the people who scream at my door every time they walk by. Making fun of it is not going to make it go away, in fact it probably makes the tics worse.
"I wanna be an achiever like Bad Horse.... I meant Ghandi" ~ Dr. Horrible
Fuck 'em is right...
Bunch of insensitive dick-smokers.
Don’t let ‘em get you down, li’l Game Time sister. You know that we all love you, even if all those jerks give you shit.
B.
"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."
-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851
http://futurenotes.blogspot.com
by Tomorrows Blues on Oct 1, 2010 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck you...
my mp3 player. Okay…so I drop you in a bowl of washing up water…but come on…show a little backbone! You don’t need to roll over and die just because of a drop of water!
Fuck you to certain members of my family – for being your usual unthinking, arrogant and downright nasty selves.
Fuck you to my fridge freezer that saw the need to simply die on me too….
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fuck you
anybody who doesnt like zubas. zubas make everything associated with said wear better. see – beer league softball. see – golfing at a muny course. see – playing shinny hockey. see – thanksgiving.
pleaaseee
fuck you hermann
i hate being sorounded by drunken idfiots all day and would gladly leave em, except their the people i came with.
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on Oct 1, 2010 7:06 PM CDT reply actions
Fuck you
To the idiot hawks fan who started a physical altercation in the stands during a preseason game last night. Way to go cool guy.
BOOM SHAKA HALAKA!
Since this makes me think of NBA Jam, I wonder if Halak will magically transform into a brick wall if he makes 10 saves in a row, ala Wayne Gretzky hockey on the N64.
I thought this was fucking preseason.
I couldn’t believe there actually was a fight in the stands.
Although, I didn’t actually see it begin, I saw them tussling the guy(s) out.
I loved the fans heckling them on the way out.
PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?
and last one
fuck you microsoft’s silverlight. wtf are you trying to do with 50000000 system chances every 10 minutes? screw you and welcome to permenant blockage. what? i can’t watch your crappy videos embedded in your crappy browzer? somehow i think i’ll survive
A strong anvil fears no hammer
by Childhood Trauma on Oct 1, 2010 7:57 PM CDT reply actions
My F-You
Goes to…the shitheads that spit on my friend at O’Hare Airport when he returned from Afghanistan. I can’t believe the nerve of people who live in this country and use the freedom paid for by it’s soldiers to abuse those same soldiers who maintain it’s existence. These douchebags are lower than any derogatory term of which I can think. As such, I think we need to come up with a new one. Suggestions. Go!
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
....a suggestion, with regrets
So sorry to have to read that post. I hate war and I hate the people who send people to wars. They cause the wars but usually survive them…. IF they are the winners.
The shitheads you mention are not new. They have been seen before. I have a great great friend who I have known for 40+ years who was blown up in Viet Nam by a B-40 rocket (along with 3 other Marines who were carrying a wounded Marine), and lost an arm, a lung, and hearing in one ear with shrapnel left in his body that would work it’s way out ten years later and beyond.
Upon his return to the “World”, he was in a VA Hospital in Philadelphia for 18+ months. During his recuperation, there was a group of ambulatory (Wheel-chair, Multiple amputees, etc) who went to a Phillies game for free, who were doused with beer/PISS/AND INSULTS about the things they supposedly did in Viet Nam.
I spent a spooky evening with him one year as he celebrated his “birthday”….. actually the day he was blown up and he related how he saw himself laying in the entrance of a bunker, an out of body experience if any ever happened.
So, my addition to the FU will be THANK You.
Let’s try to add a positive at least once in a while.
by Plan 7 on Oct 1, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
hard to believe this still happens.
when I was in the military, there were very few people in uniform who ever considered the politics behind our role and our mission. No idea if it’s the same way now, as I’ve been out for a decade, but really, they’re professionals who have been trained to do a job. An unsavory job that most people could never complete and a job that often has serious after-effects, even if they do their jobs to perfection.
I honestly thought we’d gotten to a point here that we could all accept the common idea that even if you hate the mission, we still have to support the troops. I’m sorry your friend had to run into someone who doesn’t get that.
and to you
Fuck you guy in my auction league who decided to pay double the price for halak. Way to be a dick waiting till 1 second to bid every time like its not gonna fuckin reset the timer. Fuck me for having enough money left at the end to be able to buy Halak.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
Fuck you, busy schedule of mine!
Not only was I unable to go to last night’s game with some friends right behind the Blues bench, but I haven’t been able to watch, listen to, or follow a single minute of Blues pre-season thus far! I should be able to get in on the GDT for Sunday’s game, where hopefully there’ll be a feed, but this is starting to piss me off! And it only gets worse from here! I might not get to be a GDT regular this year until mid-December!
I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"
Fuck you to my dorm refrigerator.
Your tiny freezer compartment that won’t freeze the ice cubes I want on a regular basis decided it would be a great idea to freeze my beer. My only beer. On the one night I really wanted to drink it. Do you know how hard it is to thaw beer? Really hard.
Sometimes, I wonder why hockey came south of St. Louis, and then I realize, I'm south of St. Louis. Coincidence, I think not.
I love beer slushies. Ever run to McDonalds at 3am to basically just get a straw to drink your beer slushie, end up having a buddy order like 5 things with cheese on them then being told they stop serving cheese after midnight, followed by long drawn out silence broken by “…..what?” I have.
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
I picture the next few minutes...
… looking something like this.
Fuck you, Gods of Football Scheduling
For ensuring my total boredom this weekend by giving the Chiefs and the Tigers a bye week. At least I still get the Rams… maybe they’ll decide to continue last week’s plan of not sucking.
Fuck You....
Sinuses……I wont be able to breathe for at least a week thru my nose…..I hate being sick…
I still maintain Vladimir Konstantinov got what he deserved...If you can't handle that then kiss my ass......
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
I'm late. I also don't fucking care.
Fuck you, stupid people. You may make the world go round, but you’re still fucking stupid.
Fuck you, making sense. I mean, why try?
St. Louis Game Time . . . I need another beer.
And I can also write things in 140 characters or fewer.
Fuck you, spammers.
As if anyone with half a brain would trust their credit-card info to a company who “advertises” by willfully and repeatedly violating someone else’s terms of service.
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